Why do football players have the best asses?

[Sniffademskidz]

A swift pat on the backside in appreciation of a job well done is one thing but grabbing a handful of arse cheek.as a prelude to a good fisting is quite another!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wouldn't mind playing dot to dot on HIS chest or anywhere else for that matter!

I wonder if there is a prize for joining them all up!

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alistair]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I first came across ( I wish!) ALESSANDRO FONTANAROSA of Inter Milan when he was just 18 and what a horny little fucker he is!

That dark skin, those muscular legs, handsome face and the tastiest little shitter that I'm surprised that nobody has thought of creating a new PIZZA ALESSANDRO! Mmmmm!

Buon apetito!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As a student of architecture I am familiar with "flying buttress" but "flying buttocks????"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gives new meaning to the term "hooker!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dominic Calvert Lewin is Daddy's best boy!

Pristine white Calvin's against those coffee coloured legs!

What's not to like!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's not always easy to tell MASON GREENWOOD and ALEJANDRO GARNACHO apart just by looking at them in their bobble hats!

However there is one infallible method of identifying them!

Just pull down their knickers and stick your tongue up their arseholes!

If you can taste the Full English Breakfast that's Mason but if it tastes of paella then that's ALEJANDRO!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some of you may be familiar with the British tv programme CASH IN THE ATTIC!

Well if 27 year old Matty Cash of Aston Villa ever finds that his footballing career is going pear shaped he will always have the option of renting out those beautiful buns of his to whosoever can afford them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

29 year old Dutch footballer NATHAN AKE who plays for Manchester City is making my balls ake just looking at that picture!

 

[blondie79]

As a student of architecture I am familiar with "flying buttress" but "flying buttocks????"

Haha fucking brilliant... and what awesome BUTTOCKS they are

 

[blondie79]

29 year old Dutch footballer NATHAN AKE who plays for Manchester City is making my balls ake just looking at that picture!

Holy shit I can't stop staring at his Arse !!

 

[Alistair]

Wrestler asses are unquestionably the best

 

[rareboy]

Gives new meaning to the term "hooker!"

Those are some fine cheeks.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Italian footballer NICOLO TURCO holds up a shirt on which is written in Italian:

"You will always be in.our hearts! Love Edo"

To which I would add the postscript:

".....but we'd all love to be in your knickers! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

37 year old Uruguayan footballer EDINSON CAVANI comes from the country renowned for Fray Bentos corned beef and from where I am standing they do a pretty good line in rump steak as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old Nigerian footballer WILFRED NDIDI gives new meaning to the phrase

"The itch that makes you scratch!"

 

[blondie79]

Those are some fine cheeks.

Now that's my kind of Bum Pic! Wow I'm loving seeing that arse thanks for sharing

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old USA footballer NOAH ALLEN looks pretty in.pink.

In fact it matches the colour of his pink rosebud although it's probably more likely to be a deep shade of red once he's been serviced by his teammates and half his fan base!!!!