Why do football players have the best asses?

[Alistair]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall has just offered to scrub Luke Thomas' back in the shower!

"Scrub his back and finger his crack!"

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your boy a treat!
A finger of fudge is just enough before it's time to eat!
It's full of Cadbury goodness and very soft and sweet!
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your boy a treat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to know who that arse belongs to as it's totally edible!

It's on the tip of my tongue! I can't quite put a finger on it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This however is unmistakably 25 year old JOAO FELIX from Portugal who plays for Chelsea!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As indeed no prizes for guessing that this is BEN WHITE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey mate! Don't look away! He's giving it to you on a plate!

Get your laughing gear between those buns!

Who cares whether you get sent off the pitch or even sent to prison!

CARPE DIEM! "Seize the day!" even if you get seized by the police! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I tend to like my buns a bit browner! Can you stick them back in the oven for another ten minutes and whack up the heat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I always think it's ironic that CIRO IMMOBILE has the surname that he does

After all how are you to keep those fucking great buns of his "motionless" while you're trying to breed him!!!!!

 

[rareboy]

I tend to like my buns a bit browner! Can you stick them back in the oven for another ten minutes and whack up the heat!

Is this some footballer? Or just a random ass pic?

 

[rareboy]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is this some footballer? Or just a random ass pic?

Could easily belong to Cole Palmer or Anthony Gordon but I wouldn't like to put money on it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old HAYDEN HACKNEY who plays for Middlesbrough!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old MATTY PEARSON who plays for Huddersfield!

Lovely arse on him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old ANDREA COLPANI who plays for Fiorentina!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old retired dIver CHRIS MEARS' arse is not to be sniffed.at......or is it!?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

NOAH RAVEYRE of French-Iraqi origin is just 19 and plays as goalkeeper for AC Milan!

With a name like Noah he is guaranteed to float your boat!

 

[OhMadge]

"BOXING DAY BUNS" courtesy of ANTOINE GRIEZMANN"

 

[Alistair]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let's keep an eye on 23 year old Hungarian KORNEL SZUCS who plays for Plymouth Argyle!

Not many arse pics but I think they'll cum with time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some nice arse shots of 27 year old ZAK VYNER who plays for Bristol City!