Why do I have to apologize for being Vanilla?

[borg69unimatrix]

Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix
And yet I've heard a lot of guys who think swallowing is 'gross'.

Clearly guys who keep a well stocked tissue box....

LOL I don't even remember writing that the first time.

 

[MoltenRock III]

JUB has 4 favorite posters???

WHO???

WHY am I always the LAST to know?

Really? I have more than 4 posters myself. Hell, 4 of my favorite are on this thread alone.

 

[HoodedRat]

"Why do I have to apologize for being Vanilla?"

Because you are a disgusting sick little pervert! That's why ... you goddamned fucking weirdo!

Now get lubed up ready for a damn good to-the-elbow fisting, whilst someone (dressed in a plushy outfit) shits all over you, as you are forced to drink piss through a funnel, whilst wearing a dog collar plus a gas mask, and having electrodes applied to your nipples, whilst your balls are inflated with saline solution, and your cock is injected with silicon, as hot wax is dripped onto you, whilst you are being verbally abused like the vile little bitch slave that you undoubtedly are by a guy dressed as Hitler ... that's why .. you fucking FREAK!

 

[bankside]

"Why do I have to apologize for being Vanilla?"

Because you are a disgusting sick little pervert! That's why ... you goddamned fucking weirdo!

Now get lubed up ready for a damn good to-the-elbow fisting, whilst someone (dressed in a plushy outfit) shits all over you, as you are forced to drink piss through a funnel, whilst wearing a dog collar plus a gas mask, and having electrodes applied to your nipples, whilst your balls are inflated with saline solution, and your cock is injected with silicon, as hot wax is dripped onto you, whilst you are being verbally abused like the vile little bitch slave that you undoubtedly are by a guy dressed as Hitler ... that's why .. you fucking FREAK!

You forgot the rimming. Sigh. Bet you're boring in bed.

 

[MoltenRock III]

You forgot the wine enema and electrified sounding gear!!!

Damn vanilla prude!!!

 

[rareboy]

^Dumbest reason for bumping EVER.

Agreed...........

And I still think that while no one needs to apologize for being vanilla, they also should stop thinking that it somehow confers moral superiority.

 

[MisterMajestic]

Vanilla here. No shame in it.

Vanilla to me includes:

Kissing
Fucking
Sucking
Rimming

.......Your List is THE "Vanilla" list for Gays & Bi's-period.....I find it comical that some Gay/Bi Men think Rimming is "taboo", "not Normal" or nothing more than hard-core "Fetish" when it is THE Sex Act that Gay Men have performed on each since FOREVER....It's fine for someone to stick a Dildo Finger or a Dick up your hole, but it's NOT normal to stick your Tongue up there?....Seriously?..........

Every Gay & Bisexual Man might not Like Sucking Dick or Eating Ass....But both oral Acts fall under the "Vanilla" category all the same....


"Straight" Vanilla to me includes:

Kissing
Fucking
Pussy Eating
Sucking
Rimming

 

[rareboy]

Well, that seems two now of our favourite JUBbers who prefer discretion over excess.

By the way, it is not considered appropriate form to remove the source of a quote.

 

[palbert]

You don't. It's your sex life and no one's else.

But you could apologize for being peevish.

 

[theFallenGod]

I would have left this alone because I have Mrs Bittersworth on ignore but since so many of her posts were quoted I had the unfortunate displeasure of reading some.

It has nothing to do with you being Vanilla...


It has everything to do with you being a judgmental, hateful and dare I say it, ignorant person.

Anytime someone mentions something that you disagree with you have to come in with self righteous hatred directed towards it.

For example... any time someone starts talking about tattoos you come in with your "passe trend" even though tattooing has been around a for centuries. Of course it would help if you did research every once in a while but why should you bother with facts when you can just seagull (swoop in, shit on the thread and swoop out) any topic you don't like.

Then to come on here and ask why people are upset... ignorance pure and simple ignorance.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^
Fair enough. But I’m glad you heard the message before putting me on Ignore because I guarantee you'll regret your ‘body-art’.

But anyway, back on topic, I regret that I rushed out of the house yesterday morning and made a quick post which alluded to two JUBbers without actually getting their permission to mention them.

I reckon we pay as much attention as to who puts a particular view as much as to what they’re saying.

So I suspect that if any of those favourite JUBbers had said what I’m saying —that I prefer discretion over excess— this thread would have been shorter.

 

[pat grimshaw]

… I dunno how to respond to that…

and I don't know how to respond to your responses but I was talking about 'body-art' in the future tense whereas you're talking about your past.

 

[theFallenGod]

Once again you speak without knowledge.

I can guarantee I will NOT regret my body art... will you regret your ignorance?

As for your "message" it's no more important or insightful than a discarded coffee cup on the sidewalk. Ignorance is hardly a message.


p.s. I have had you on ignore since your first seagulling but unfortunately when people quote you it still shows up and I have to wade through all your trite and ignorant assumptions and bitterness.


You're boorish, bitter, resentful, presumptuous, and downright dreadful. You're not vanilla, you're curdled.

 

[rareboy]

Hey Grimshaw.

Aren't you glad now that you resurrected your thread?

 

[pat grimshaw]

^
I only regret not getting permission to quote those I feel agree with it.

And I still don't understand your assertion in post #64.

 

[rareboy]

And that is the problem, isn't it?

To quote my own post #64:

See, you're not apologizing at all.

In fact, with this thread you seem to be quite proud of the fact that you aren't 'jaded' and eager to share this with the readers.

As long as you realize that your lack of appreciation for what others do when they fuck or eat does not make you morally superior, everything should be just fine.

And from your posting history....

We all get it. You have an aversion to anal and preach against it at every opportunity.

This is an issue that you can work out with a therapist.

 

[MoltenRock III]

Pat this thread is in stark contrast to our pm exchanges, care to explain yourself ?

Interesting!

 

[pat grimshaw]

^
(no , just a red herring)

 

[MoltenRock III]

^
(no , just a red herring)

You're saying he's lying?

 

[nfgrls]

I don't get why fucking is so mainstream. It's rather uncomfortable, it's messy, it takes a bunch of preparation, and it doesn't feel as good as oral. What's the point, other than every once and a while for kicks?

sorry but I can easily give up getting blow jobs for the rest of my life as long as I can get fucked