Why do shit and piss use the same organs as sex?

[mbamike]

Nature's reminder that we need to bathe, aka be clean, to have sex. No sex from me if you stank!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

P.S. Why do you think men are better looking than birds? Because men do not have peckers on their faces.

Maybe not on their face... but I've certainly met plenty of "Dick Heads".

 

[Lukeee]

Well, this is as good a time as any for me to ask an embarrassing question....

Erm, whereabouts exactly to women pee out of?

I mean, what does it look like and where precisely is it located?

It's something that was never told to me (at least never so I understood it properly)

When I was a little boy I thought girl parts were like the end of a watering can with lots of little holes.

 

[chrisrobin]

What? Nobody's ever heard of multi-tasking?

 

[pigface]

MY GOD! ONE INCH FURTHER SOUTH AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN A TURD!

 

[bulge]

MY GOD! ONE INCH FURTHER SOUTH AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN A TURD!

You probably were as quite some moms shit giving birth. Turds and baby at the same time. Some even go to the toilet to shit and give birth.

 

[Scottyboi]

Cuz god is a civil engineer

Its why he ran a sewage plant through a playground heh

 

[Daximus]

Bird reproduction is 10x as weird imo.

 

[FunFunk]

While you contemplate that question, I'll be busy having sex. For me, why is beside the point, so I don't ask why. I just enjoy everything that can be done with those body parts.

 

[Daximus]

I like the way ^this guy^ thinks. If there's a willing hole that wants your dick and you likey, GO FOR IT!!

 

[pat grimshaw]

You probably were as quite some moms shit giving birth. Turds and baby at the same time. Some even go to the toilet to shit and give birth.

I reckon nurses could tell lots of interesting stories about this and about having to immediately 'euthenase' new-born freaks and lie to the mother and say the child was "still-born'

 

[Latimer]

In his "Secret History" Procopius recounts that during her formative years as an actress and prostitute the Empress Theodora, the powerful wife of the Emperor Justinian, expressed regret that God had given her only three orifices for pleasure.

 

[bulge]

Sorry, not Catholic. You'll have to find one if you want to bait one.

Lame.

The answer giving in school was to avoid we should get too damn proud of our cocks.

 

[bulge]

I reckon nurses could tell lots of interesting stories about this and about having to immediately 'euthenase' new-born freaks and lie to the mother and say the child was "still-born'

I wonder whether some JUB-member is a midwife.

 

[bulge]

While you contemplate that question, I'll be busy having sex. For me, why is beside the point, so I don't ask why. I just enjoy everything that can be done with those body parts.

You are the only healthy boy around here.

 

[landers]

In his "Secret History" Procopius recounts that during her formative years as an actress and prostitute the Empress Theodora, the powerful wife of the Emperor Justinian, expressed regret that God had given her only three orifices for pleasure.

She wasn't trying hard enough.