Dear Admins,
Can you please look into this glitch: every time I try my best to defend the presence of pure straight heterosexual no-homo guys here at JUB, the phrase, JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal, keeps appearing in my posts. It is pissing me off. 
Like for example:
I value the presence of straight men here and their support for our community. JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal.JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal.JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal.JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal.JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal. 
They appear in our gay pride colors; and sometimes, with a random picture of someone's penis or asshole. I don't understand why my "straight heterosexual guys posting in gay porn forums are perfectly reasonable" arguments are constantly spammed to the top with the phrase, JustUsBoys, the World's Largest Gay Porn Portal.  
It's like as if my computer couldn't handle the pure stupidity of my posts. It's like my computer is trying to help me... by interjecting logic and basic human intelligence. 
Well, it can't be that, right? Haha, my silly computer. Well, have a look into it, yeah? 
Anyways, my admin friends -- although none of you bastards talk to me -- do you know any Internet lesbian communities out there? 
I discovered one but it is a lesbian porn forum. In fact it is the world largest lesbian porn portal! Can you believe that? 
They even have a silly deluded female bisexual constantly defending straight gals and their sexuality. I think it's cute, although I find it to be borderline pathetic at times, and massively pointless. She even made a comment saying that, all the lesbians there are dying to see the straight pussy of this "straight" poster!
 
Haha what a stupid tuna sniffer! 
But alas I can't stay in their forums. Look, I support the lesbian community and everything, but you won't see me posting in their lesbian porn forums because, and this might come as a shock to some of you, but as a gay man, I don't like lesbian porn. Calm down. Gay guy not loving lesbian porn -- must be your first time talking to one. Even if I end up at one, through Google or something, I don't think I will survive the initial introduction to pussy-on-pussy action to even sign up and continue posting in their forums. 
Oh how I wish I was a straight guy in a gay porn... their level of tolerance is bewildering.  
Well, I'll speak to you soon, admins!
Love, 
Ram