Why do you think Mr. Barbey posts here?

[MrBarbrey]

oh and Double

eminem.............................Come up with something better fucktard......Not compare me to some washed up homphobe

 

[ixthrock]

aw, c'mon, mr. b., admit it.........
















































you like those bath toys and the garanimals toothpaste as much as the kid, don't you......

 

[MrBarbrey]

aw, c'mon, mr. b., admit it.........
















































you like those bath toys and the garanimals toothpaste as much as the kid, don't you......

Man I'm not even really home enuff to do anything anymore,Trust me i wish i was that kids age again alot of shit i'd do over

 

[MrBarbrey]

Uhmmm....remember this?

okay the girl i'm currently with omg we can't even go once without her almost crying and that's about 8 of it in her so sat i tried puting the whole 9 in her bad idea her eyes got wide and watered up yeah it didnt work out so well

did i say 8 and 9 i ment 2-3

 

[MrBarbrey]

Dude, you made a whole goddamn thread on how big you were and how upset you were about this girl not being able to "take" you.

So what of what you say should we believe? Just the non-penis related stuff?

Man I'll be honest with you i've only been with one girl who took it no problem and i pulled my dick right out of her

 

[MrBarbrey]

So that thread was posted why? Attention?

Do you understand how we have problems trusting what you say about who you are?

I know,And i love it

 

[MrBarbrey]

 

[JOHN B]

You keep us guessing......and WE love it.

 

[MrBarbrey]

You like people not trusting you? Alrighty then. As long as it's out there.

So try not to take offense when we wonder why a straight dude with desires to sport Nazi-associated tattoos posts on a gay porn forum.

The Tattoo was more so a joke i am going to settle with a German Flag mixed in with The Irish flag

 

[MrBarbrey]

You should come hang out in Charlotte so I can find out just how straight you are.

I'd come chill with ya....I do wanna go up there sometime soon,Haven't been that way in sometime

 

[JOHN B]

Hey Marley------we KNOW why you want to wine up with Mr. B........

 

[MrBarbrey]

I'm trying to find somebody to come with me to Wine Up, I wanna get on stage for their open mic night.

I'll record it for ya lol!!!1


And John me drinking is a bad bad bad idea

 

[JOHN B]

^bad for you, might be good for me...

 

[MrBarbrey]

Well John As long as it isnt beer it's all good lol!! i get a few Bud lights in me i'll fight 50 people and not give a shit lol!!

anything else shittt i'll be fucking 6'5 250 pound drag queen named Anne which is short for Andrew(that was her name b4 the op)

And Marley i got you covered shoot we can sing together

 

[MrBarbrey]

Then you're definitely not drinkin'. I have friends like that who turn into Mike Tyson when they drink, it's not very much fun.



Awww shit lemme find out you can blow.

AND GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER YOU SKANKS!

Urban dictionary: Blow: An exceptional ability to SING.

I'm pretty sure they have a live jazz band too, that would be awesome. I've got some spoken word pieces I'd like to read as well, I hope I won't be the first gay person to step on that stage though, that's a lotta pressure.

Haha a couple months back i went to a local club I was already about trashed when we got there ill just shortin it up and put it this way my ass was being dragged across the club parking lot by my cousins Tj his 6'7 300 plus and my best friend Dalton his not a small man himself to keep me from this handful of bitches from blue ridge


and marley man just get up there and do your thing and not worry about it man thats the way you gotta be

 

[Jory]

Mr Barbey why do you post here? The world want to know

 

[Rex]

Alright i got to page three and quit reading but
1.Too all who are cool with me here and all of that you guys are the greatest

2.arabbb,Bro GROW THE FUCK UP........Yes i really am straight,I am a fucking man slut i will let you talk to numbers of women who i have had sex with and they'll tell ;-)....Now i see why your bashing me talking shit ect....You still pissed off prolly that i didnt give you my aim or didnt reply back to you fuck off bro and i mean that from the bottom of my heart


And no i don;t have a 9 inch dick it's more like 3 on hard ya know im a tick tac

I understand a few people do question my sexuality..and do i care no not really ..yes this is a gay porn site i dont look at the porn i come here to chat with some of the coolest people.....As its been said im open minded i care what color somebodys skin is or well in this case what their sexual pref is that shit does not matter to me

So now anytihng else you would like to say

oh and as i've stated b4 i share my bathroom with a woman and a 5 year old so yeah it looks like that

NOW ANYTHING ELSE?

B.B. you know I meant no harm and no this isn't because you didn't reply to my message but you know a lot of people had been wondering this. Because straight guys generally don't act so sexual towards gay guys so you could see why we'd be a little suspicious. But I'm sorry if I offended you.

 

[KaraBulut]

Aw, more little cute soaps.

And a pink cap, too!

 

[MrBarbrey]

Hahah Kenn i'm gettin better with the wigger thing lol ,I've always been a country boy at heart lol

 

[Fucker29]

Who´s Mr.Barbs??? Shit! I´ve been away for WAY too long apparently. Sucks not having internet! ARGH!!!

So...anyone care to fill me in?