why the fuck am I gay...

[JackFTwist]

why the fuck am I gay without the neat gene?

aren't we all supposed to be neat freaks?

everything perfect, little homemakers delux?

my condo looks like something out of straight acting place waiting for the Queer Eye guys to come and redecorate after they clean it up

how can I be gay and such a slob?

 

[Andreus]

dunno buddy

i have that gene

i even wash some of my clothes by hand that i dont want to ruin by machine washing too much

bet you wouldnt have guessed i can be a bit anal about that kind of thing?

 

[LatinoSTAR]

I have the "neat" Gene, LOL

 

[G-Lexington]

We seriously considered calling Queer Eye.

You know how to tell if Lex is "dressed up"? His T-shirt has no holes, and no profanity.

In short, you ain't alone, Jack.

Lex

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

i dunno about that neat gene

but i'm a total slob also

 

[Human1]

YOU ARE A DISGRACE to the gay community!!!!!!

I'm kidding. I'm not a clean freak but i do like to keep things FROM getting dirty.

I hate cleaning.

 

[chance1]

why the fuck am I gay without the neat gene?

aren't we all supposed to be neat freaks?

everything perfect, little homemakers delux?

my condo looks like something out of straight acting place waiting for the Queer Eye guys to come and redecorate after they clean it up

how can I be gay and such a slob?

u gotta be different right Jack

 

[ok455]

Im glad i dont have that gene

 

[swerve]

Jack...

You were made that way to compliment a future partner that DOES have the "neat gene"...

There is a reason for EVERYTHING...

Don't sweat it...

 

[gmoney]

Well, my room looks like Oscar Madison's! (for those of you who remember). I certainly don't possess that gene! Except for my car; I do keep it spotless.

 

[chatolandia]

<- messy!

my straight friends next door are always shocked at how messy!

 

[Jory]

It alright that you don't have the neat gene I don't have it either.......now if you don't have the shopping gene watch out they're going to come after your gay card.

 

[Jory]

Oh another thing you would not believe how many messy gays there are out there

 

[PASSAT]

That's why we have 1-800-HouseBoy

 

[JackFTwist]

It alright that you don't have the neat gene I don't have it either.......now if you don't have the shopping gene watch out they're going to come after your gay card.

oh oh I could be in trouble...

this shopping gene - I hardly ever shop, and by that I mean years go by... and then I do these 30 minute binges every couple of years which hardly seems to qualify -

who do I have to suck off to keep my gay card?

 

[crzyrazn]

I have the neat gene. Try being gay and a Virgo. But, trust me, it becomes tiring at times. Always having to have everything in order and clean and perfect. But you can train yourself to be neat. It's up to you if your house is dirty.

 

[jackoroe]

I am lacking in the neat gene, but I elected to hire a housekeeper so I look like I do. I was also cheated out of the shopping gene. I hate shopping, especially clothes shopping. And, I also lack the decorating gene. My boyfriend swears that I'm not really gay.

 

[Swellegant]

I chose the shopping and accessorizing genes instead. You can't have them all, you know.

 

[swerve]

Just another tidbit about the "neat gene"...

Its not all its cracked up to be...

My mother comes and visits about twice a year...

She ALWAYS says -- You are SO NEAT -- BUT -- You're NOT clean...

And I have to watch while she scrubs my floors -- washes windows, etc, etc, etc...

Neat isn't the COMPLETE answer...

 

[cynicus]

We seriously considered calling Queer Eye.

You know how to tell if Lex is "dressed up"? His T-shirt has no holes, and no profanity.

In short, you ain't alone, Jack.

Lex

Gee, Lex. I thought it was when you wore a clean bowling shirt for dress-up occasions.