Will Jesus Christ return to Earth during your life?

[seven_sins]

I wouldn't hold my breath.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

You know that they think that because the Oil industry has convinced them of that?

The Oil industry funnels money into the evangelical movement to make sure they think the world is ending... so they don't have to worry about the environment.

Scary, eh?

 

[hotatlboi]

considering if he existed, he is long dead, It would be kinda hard lol.

 

[Jayden]

Return from where and how, in a space craft? Gotta love fairytales.

 

[hotatlboi]

arent these the same retards who thought the world was going to end in 2000

and about 10 times before that.

Way long ago growing up I distinctly remember my mother saying to me, "you know, we think there is a very high probability that Jesus will return in 1993".

 

[1091MAC]

Yes, Jesus will return. He will come again to the earth right after Paris Hilton gives birth to his brother (another immaculate conception, of course). They will do infomercials. If you thought the Shamwow was cool, just wait to watch Jesus household miracles.

 

[ckyb2]

I heard he's gonna be here around the same time as the Easter Bunny and Father Time.

 

[The_Reaper]

Nope, don't think so.

Although someone named Jesus Christos, pronounced Hey-Zeus Christ-Toes, will come to my town eventually to kick ass and take some names.

I'm pretty sure he'll show up soon.

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Do you believe Jesus will return to Earth during your life?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................I don't know

 

[Forumatjub]

If he came back now there would be a very small number of people floating toward the sky as their clothes fall to the earth.

The rest of us will watch him carry the good ones away and look back at our own lives to try and figure out where we went wrong.

And as the waves of demons descend upon our unholy bodies we'll remember:

"Ooooh. Right... the bible camp thing."

 

[NineOfClubs]

Since I'm a total non-believer, I'd be extremely surprised if HE did return in my lifetime.

And, I guess, not surprised in a good way...

 

[Fucker29]

If he does come back, I'ma kick his ass.

 

[Cliché]

Fairy tales are depressing. ♥

 

[KangaWallaFox]

i sure hope so. I wanna punch him in his neckhole!

 

[jamie_01930]

I'd say it would be a safe bet that he woun't make the trip

 

[FabFairy]

Bible Thumpers are brain washing you while the Churches fleece you wallet of any thing of value as they pretend to be doing good they need to keep these the simple minded occupied and what better than his nibs being raised from the dead.

He wont return in my life time or anyone eles for that matter

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm replying to your posts aren't I?

 

[X-cell]

Who would believe him if he did? I'd just love to see him try and prove himself;

Driving license? Er, no. Birth certificate? Er, no. Passport? Er, no.

But I do still have a pair of 2009 year old flipflops I use to wear....will that do for proof?

 

[Paladin]

A delusional carpenter who was crucified 2,000 years ago in front of witnesses?

I don't think so.

Now if he had just disappeared, I would give it an outside, zillion to the power of sick, chance that he was abducted by aliens with the secret of time travel - and might feasibly return one day.

And I would give the same outside chance to any other person who disappeared in the history of mankind - i.e., negligible to none.

Answer your question?

 

[bastard wing]

What's funny is that if he did come back, and started telling everyone he was the son of god, he'd be labeled skitzophrenic and locked in a padded room. lol. Funny how when set in modern times it suddenly becomes unbelievable, but millions believe word for word what a really old book told them.

Exactly. What if he really did come back in 2000 and was locked up in an institution and then decided to punish us with George W. Bush?