worst place to have sex

[lambsandlions]

Where is the worst place you have ever had sex?

On time when I was a horny teenager me and my boyfriend needed to find a place to have sex. I was driving down a side road and pulled off to the side. We began making out and he then started to give me a blowjob. As he has blowing me I began to look around and realized I had pulled into a cemetery. My boyfriend was a total scarredy cat and would freak out if he realized were we were, so I told him to stop and started the car. He was protesting, not wanted to stop what we were doing. I told him not to freak out and that we were in a cemetery. He did freak out, yelled at me for a good 15 minutes and then didn't want to have sex.

 

[12fear99]

At the movies. Hot but not very comfortable.

 

[EwanSF]

In the bathroom in my old house, with my friend, during a big family day type thing. The door was locked but I was still terrified of getting caught. Think I was about 10 at the time.

 

[EwanSF]

At the movies. Hot but not very comfortable.

Wouldn't call it uncomfortable at the movies. Cannae beat a blowjob while watchin' a film

 

[KaraBulut]

Pulpit of a church.

My issues with religion started early.

 

[boredman321]

in my dorm room.... cant tell you how many times we've been disturbed!

 

[tommyj]

As a young one in the crawlspace (not basement) of a friends house. With a dirt floor!

 

[EwanSF]

Pulpit of a church.

My issues with religion started early.

Much, much respect. My best friend shagged someone in a confessional once. You two should meet.

 

[alley]

Would you believe an "alley-way"??? Not too proud of that.

 

[chatolandia]

I'll say the beach

it was late, it was warm, we were alone...

there was sand...



never again!

 

[giorgiobaby]

the beach....sand.....

 

[Lawnmowerman]

On a woman?

 

[RationalLunacy]

On top of a multi-color offset printing press.

No, really!

 

[landers]

His parents bed...

This guy I was dating still lived at home and was sleeping in his parents room while they were on vacation and he was painting his room. He got me all hot and bothered then said we couldn't do anything because it was his parents room.

 

[biguy732]

It would have to be at this skeevy old adult movie theater in Asbury Park. It is no longer there. It was the kind of place that after going there, I would not wear my shoes in the house for at least 3 days. There is a reason why the lighting was VERY low!!! Ah, memories....

 

[Shepherd 2]

Anyplace you did not choose thoughtfully and where you know you will think of it later as the worst place to have sex.

On the other hand, good sex can be had anywhere two people in love agree to do it.


Shep+

 

[rareboy]

In broad daylight at the Tomb of Augustus in the City of Rome.

 

[KaraBulut]

Much, much respect. My best friend shagged someone in a confessional once. You two should meet.

Worse. It was with the preacher's kid.

 

[cyclops35]

Bathroom Stall of a local bar.

 

[KaraBulut]

On a woman?

We have a winner.