worst place to have sex

[Triple G]

San Diego - beach - no blanket - sand for lub

 

[operafan]

In his office at the university. I was sure we were going to get caught.

 

[caligula]

In broad daylight at the Tomb of Augustus in the City of Rome.

You were pleasuring each other on the antiquities??

You ought to be ASHAMED of yourself, Rareboy!


But then again, I guess you were just another tarnished old relic among many...

So no harm done.

 

[gmoney]

Bathroom at a gay bar. Lock didn't work, and we had 'onlookers' before the show was over.

Next visit to same bar, there was a sign on the door. "ONE PERSON AT A TIME!"

 

[Lawnmowerman]

We all get it.

You are gay.

No need to remind people.

Well, I thought it was funny

 

[spearsfan20]

Bathroom at a gay bar. Lock didn't work, and we had 'onlookers' before the show was over.

Next visit to same bar, there was a sign on the door. "ONE PERSON AT A TIME!"

Haha. I did that ONLY once and never wanted to do it again.

His parents bed...

This guy I was dating still lived at home and was sleeping in his parents room while they were on vacation and he was painting his room. He got me all hot and bothered then said we couldn't do anything because it was his parents room.

The same thing happened to me with my second ex a couple of years ago. I invited my boyfriend over at my house where I was still living with my parents. Everybody had gone to work that day while I was on vacation from work. My boyfriend told me that the both of us couldn't have sex in his house because he was sharing with his roommates who actually owned the townhouse. Weird how a few weeks before we had sex a couple of times in the same house. We watched a movie and were lying on the bed waiting for one of us to strip off our clothes. I looked at him and was ready to turn off the movie. Then he looked at me and said "I am not going to have sex in your parent's house." I was in big disbelief and disappointed that he said that to me. I was expecting him to fuck me with his 9 inch cock. Instead, it all turned out to be cuddling and kisses.

 

[elvnguardian]

Bird Sanctuary...

it was still kind of hot, but if I had to pick a worst place, it's one of the least favorites

 

[Alpha1851]

Bathroom at a gay bar. Lock didn't work, and we had 'onlookers' before the show was over.

Next visit to same bar, there was a sign on the door. "ONE PERSON AT A TIME!"

In my opinion, the worst place to fuck around is in a hay loft. A lot of porn scenes take place in that location, but let me tell ya, it isn't as fun as it seems. Hay is very uncomfortable.

 

[ronboy]

In a car, in a parking lot, on the corner of Plymouth Avenue and Church Street in Downtown Rochester, NY

(BTW...I really did that.....)

 

[Lefty]

morgue, definitely the morgue, although it does offer a varirty of stiffs

 

[gdude30]

..In the back seat of a truck when in a parking lot that is barely dark. And having to squeeze beneath the seats..

 

[KaraBulut]

On a woman?

We have a winner.

We all get it.

Some of us get it more than others it seems.