Would You Be Flattered ?

[Cormac135]

If someone left this next to your gym locker ?

Ain't about me.

 

[ClevelandTodd]

Time for a restraining order.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Astonished mostly.

 

[xbuzzerx]

Not totally convinced this is male handwriting.

 

[Telstra]

He didn't leave his phone number.
Its a fake ....

 

[mikemizanin729]

The person that got that letter was probably in deep shock or just laughed their head off.

 

[gsdx]

He didn't leave his phone number.
Its a fake ....

Apparently you didn't read the note.

 

[Cormac135]

Would any of you smell and taste that cup ?

 

[Telstra]

Apparently you didn't read the note.

I did read.
The note was too bravely written it sounds like porn or worse ...

 

[nycguydowntown]

sounds real straight.

 

[Cormac135]

If it wasn't for the word pussy i might have been turned on.

 

[gsdx]

I did read.
The note was too bravely written it sounds like porn or worse ...

That's what he was going for, but it also explains why he didn't leave his name or phone number.

 

[GreyUnderscore]

A tiny bit flattered after reading the first sentence. After that I would be speechless, worried, and grossed out.

Dude went from 0 to 100 so quickly. He should've expressed his desire over a few letters.

 

[peeonme]

If it wasn't for the word pussy i might have been turned on.

I would have used "cunt"

 

[peeonme]

Would any of you smell and taste that cup ?

It's just not my cup of pee...

 

[Cormac135]

I would have used "cunt"

Ain't they all used tho'

 

[RaKroma]

Cormac nice handwriting you got there.

 

[Cormac135]

Cormac nice handwriting you got there.

 

[72-Jay]

Only thing I'd be is freaked-out/scared