Would You Rather

[unloadonme]

WYR date a downhill skier or a figure skater? (Is there such a thing as an uphill skier?)

I've heard of an uphill gardener, but not skier.

a Female Cat

Both sound cool but I would choose the Figure Skater

WYR HAVE A MALE PET OR WYR HAVE A FEMALE PET ?

Male. They don't come home pregnant!

WYR have wine or beer with your evening meal?

 

[The Loner]

Wine

Would you rather get a manicure or a pedicure?

 

[frankifab]

a Manicure

WYR have pork or WYR have turkey for Xmas dinner ?

 

[The Loner]

Pork

Would you rather go out on a date or stay at home and watch a rom-com this Valentine's day?

 

[frankifab]

I'd rather stay home , that date is so overrated

WYR live in Canada or WYR live in Australia ?

 

[unloadonme]

Australia. Warmer and nowhere near the US!

WYR gain or lose weight?

 

[The Loner]

^ What did the US ever do to you?

For now, lose weight.

Would you rather be named Robert or Richard?

 

[unloadonme]

I'll go for Richard. Pretty indifferent really.

WYR change your name or keep what you've got?

 

[The Loner]

^ So you'd rather be called Dick than Bob.

I'd rather keep mine.

Would you rather pee standing up or sitting down?

 

[Franco Verum]

Sitting down. What most uncut boys do. They know why.

Eat a balut egg or casu marzu (maggot cheese)?

 

[frankifab]

Neither but since one's supposed to choose I'd go for the Undeveloped Duckling , as long as its well boiled


WYR work as a Kindergarten teacher or WYR work as a High School Teacher ?

 

[Franco Verum]

Neither either. I would be smacking the Kindergarten kids around and the High School would remind me of the straight boy drama I was in when I was in High School.
I would say Kindergarten with deep breathing classes.

WYR have a 2026 Cadillac? Or trade it for what's behind the curtain that could be even a bigger prize?
(This tells me if you're a gambler)

 

[unloadonme]

I neither want nor need a 2026 Cadillac, so I'll go for the surprise.

WYR drive a sporty hatchback or an SUV?

 

[FrodoTX]

sporty hatchback. Too short to be comfortable driving a SUV

WYR be able to paint or compose music?

 

[The Loner]

Compose music...

Would you rather be fluent in German or Italian?

 

[frankifab]

Italian and French also as I already know the basics

WYR live while being in your 20's in the 1970's or in the 1980's ?

 

[unloadonme]

The 80's.

WYR take painkillers for a headache or suffer in silence?

 

[frankifab]

I don't take pain killers

WYR be treated for surgery at a private clinic or at a state / public hospital ?

 

[unloadonme]

I'd go private if I could.

WYR retire at 60 or go on as long as possible?

 

[frankifab]

If I love my job I would retire until my physical body allows it

WYR have a date in the daytime or WYR have it in the nighttime ?