Write whatever is on your mind

[Joshua_me]

I wonder if it's because I'm trying to procrastinate on unpacking.

Or perhaps you're just packing your prostate.

That would do it...

 

[Nomenclature]

I miss things that are no longer.

That's what she said.

 

[Ryuukie]

I went to Hersheypark today and it was fucking hot. Temperature that is.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

That's what she said.

That's what everyone says.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Oh, I almost forgot... my dope verse:
California gurlz... they'll make your dick explode!
Oh NO-O-O-O

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

I'm going to miss having so much time for JUB, but alas, who could resist this job offer for the Rusty Skab?

 

[Adhesion]

Settling back in at home after vacation is annoying... but it must be done.

 

[Joshua_me]

I just had Mexican food !

INCOMMING !!!

 

[Joshua_me]

Four out of five women who think they have a yeast infection......don't.

 

[Kester]

I want it to be Monday, 6th September at 6.00am already....

 

[Schizosan]

I miss the WB's show Popular with Leslie Grosseman.

 

[jdcnow]

Now, for a "Boy, was my face red!" moment:

This morning at the store, there was this cute shorter guy who came in, during morning rush, right at 6:45. He's actually one of the regulars. Now I ring up his merchandise and tell him his total. As I sit the last item back on the counter, while waiting for his money, my eyes drift on the sly to what he's got going on below the belt - I can't help it! After working all night, I was tired, and my shift was almost over! He's so sexy in those baggy gym shorts that show everything off. I see his manhood flopping around under the fabric of his shorts. He handed me the money. I cash his transaction out and make change.

When I go to hand him his change, I happen to notice the saying on the front of his shirt:

PP
I see you noticed my big PP.

I felt my face flush red with guilt as I fight not to laugh. If he didn't know I was checking him out on the sly, his shirt sure did.

 

[Adhesion]

I hate first week of new classes, there's a lot going on to get the new students acclimated to my class. Sooo many questions, I feel like smacking them at times while shouting, "Read the syllabus!"

 

[Joshua_me]

Summer flies, and August dies...
And the world grows dark and mean

Comes the shimmer of the moon,
on black-infested trees
The singing man has had his song,
The holy on their knees...

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

I wish I still had my soul so I could lose it again:

All my life I had to fight!
Too bad all my life I'm bound to lose.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

That screaming thing could use some souls to fatten it up.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Or maybe it could borrow your IV.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

He is both dumb and paranoid in equal measure.

Hrrrrrmmmm....

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

this thread is going to be more popular than the OP's "I Got Fucked By Satan" thread.

I hope so...

 

[gmoney]

I wanted to try out the gay bar near my new office tonight after work, but I'm super tired and thinking about just heading straight home (possibly with a slight detour to grab a grilled cheese sandwich and a slice of cake from the best diner in NJ that happens to be only 2 blocks away from my apartment)

What's on my mind?

After reading this, I thought back to being 'stuck' in New Jersey for six months and not really liking the place, but there was this diner in Tom's River that was just awesome! I had the best corned beef with eggs ever!!

I would go there for breakfast every morning, and then lunch too, when I could. They also had killer reuben sandwiches!