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You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....

Here are a few examples that I have experienced in my life:

- "The" light in town goes on blinker at 8:30PM

- When the freight train comes through town you get out of your car and strike up a conversation with the other people around you who are also going to be stuck there for 30 minutes.

- Watching TV and the "local news" comes on and they refer to a farm accident - not by town or address, but with the person's name as though everyone who is watching knows who they are talking about. They then explain what happens and that he is in the hospital but his wife tells us that he will be fine and back home in a few days.

- The new 911 systems causes you to get an actual street address - no longer the "Smith House" on Apple St.

- Your community still has only one telephone exchange.

- "Fine Dining" means that there is a tablecloth on the table.

- "One of the better restaurants in town" means that there is a fighting chance the silverware and dishes will be clean.

- A glass of house chardonnay comes from a jug - if they even have wine at the bar.

- You walk into a bar and instantly realize that you are the outsider and that everyone else there has know everyone else for decades.

- Directions to any location need to include the use of landmarks because there are no street signs.

- Directions also may include - turn onto the gravel road
 
You refer to the police station as the Cop Shop and you know them all by name and which one(s) to watch out for
 
The best burgers can be found at "the rink"
 
The only town cop ticketed you last summer for skinny dipping in the river, and tells all the men in town in front of you, that you are nothing special. Blush, blush.

Shep+
 
...walking to the end of your driveway to get your mail puts you at the other end of town!

...the nearest "mall" is three towns over!

...your kids have the same teacher that your GRANDPARENTS had in fifth grade!

...while walking through town you blink and miss it!
 
Directions that say "turn left at the light" mean the street light because there aren't any traffic lights
 
... hiking across town means walking to the next door neighbors' door!

... Main street consists of a narrow trail between two buildings!
 
The Sears catalog outlet is the closest thing to a department store
 
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