You know your getting old when...

[mikeyjon]

You get an AARP Card in the mail, which I just did.

How do you know?

 

[mbamike]

You get an AARP Card in the mail, which I just did.

How do you know?

when you're listening to the "classic rock" radio station and remember the songs they're playing from high school

Yelp! Both of these have happened to me!

 

[gsdx]

"Are you eligible for our senior discount?"

 

[mikeyjon]

"Are you eligible for our senior discount?"

If I present the card I should. Which I would, because like most older folks I like to save a buck

 

[Paws]

...you know the difference between "your" and "you're".

 

[gsdx]

...you know the difference between "your" and "you're".

And we also know the meaning of 'yore' because we were there.

 

[LGNTexas]

When you watch a Time-Life infomercial in the middle of the night and want to send in $150 to buy the Greatest Hits of the 70's. Also when you addicted to Antenna TV, Lifetime, and would rather watch Three's Company, Seinfeld, Cheers, Frasier, or the Golden Girls more than catching Glee.

 

[looseliam]

When your family members talk about you in front of you.

"What are we going to do with Grandpa...?"

 

[mikeyjon]

...you know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Does this make you feel good about yourself?

 

[cynicus]

"Are you eligible for our senior discount?"

When they don't ask anymore and just give you the senior discount.

 

[syoBsUtsuJ]

When your feet, ankles, and knees "snap, crackle, and pop" walking down the hall [from the bedroom] to the kitchen in the morning to pour yourself a bowl of Kellogg's Rice Krispies.

 

[Esquire0399]

You get an AARP Card in the mail, which I just did.

How do you know?

Aw my dad got one a few months ago and he was so sad, which I thought was [STRIKE]hilarious[/STRIKE] equally sad. Sigh, I love my dad.

 

[chrisrobin]

This has been going on a long time. When I was 21, a kid came up and addressed me, "hey mister"!

 

[SonOfSlobone]

When you make a little joke to the girl at the 7-11 and she says, Oh you're just like my granddad...

 

[TheRoyalGoat]

When you are not ready to meet with someone online who is ten years younger than you. Pussy.

 

[SonOfSlobone]

When someone says to you, "You look good for your age"
instead of just "You look good." That's the day you are getting old.

When they say "you're lookin' good" instead of "you're good lookin'".

 

[SonOfSlobone]

...you know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Not so fast there cowboy. I never made that mistake in my life until a couple years ago when I started typing the wrong one about half the time. It's supposed to be one of the early warning signs of Alzheimer's (I'm not making that up...)

 

[looseliam]

When you jog up the stairs and your balls bounce off your knees.

or dunk in the water when you sit on the toliet.

 

[Kyanimal]

You know your getting old when ... uh ... WHAT?!!

Keep smilin'!!
Uh ...

 

[mikeyjon]

Aw my dad got one a few months ago and he was so sad, which I thought was [STRIKE]hilarious[/STRIKE] equally sad. Sigh, I love my dad.

Do you want to make your dad really sad? Tell him there is a guy about his age that thinks his sons avatar on a gay site is hot