You never really Jubbed unless..

[gmoney]

No warnings ever issued to this Jubber.

 

[Pushover]

I received a couple PMs from moderators, but I don't think they were actual warnings, just messages saying to back off a little.


I'm a naughty boy..

 

[dpnice]

I imagine that in the eyes of some, you're a namby, pamby, wussy, milktoast, pantywaste, momma's boy, afraid to get his hands dirty or stand up and be counted for something person.

Or, of course, one could just be a mature, well educated, polite gentleman as we both are.

 

[Pushover]

right just to let you know sarcasim goes right over my head, i dont get it half the time, sorry.....

So THAT'S why you blocked me from PMing you...

 

[Pushover]

no you know what you did to make me block you.

You're correct, it goes right over your head.


---> sarcasm smilie <---

 

[Pushover]

no i was jokin, anyways i checked you've never pm'd me, why not?

I didn't? Why would I ever want to miss out on these delightful conversations?

 

[Pushover]

ok i might not get some sacasim, but i get when people are taking the piss.

Congratulations, you've inspired my new signature.

Sarcasm? No. Hyperbole? Yes.

Point is, as the famous quote goes, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

What about "Walk quietly but wear big shoes?"

 

[Pushover]

Sounds like a variant of "If the shoe fits."

Well, it can't both fit and be too big at the same time, that's paradoxical.

 

[Pushover]

Hyperbole is a figure of speech which is an exaggeration. Persons often use expressions such as "I nearly died laughing," "I was hopping mad," and "I tried a thousand times." Such statements are not literally true, but people make them to sound impressive or to emphasize something, such as a feeling, effort, or reaction.

god you learn somthing new every day here, people do try hard to impress.

Although I always found the expression "it was in the last place I looked" to be kind of funny. Of course it's going to be in the last place you looked, if you have it and you're still looking for it you've got some issues to work out.

What the hell?!

I'm sure this topic was a topic at one point...

(checks, has one infraction but no points)

You've never really jubbed until you crush a complete idiot in a thread?

How does "You've never really jubbed until you've subtly insulted somebody while not meaning to" sound?

 

[justjw]

What the hell?!

I'm sure this topic was a topic at one point...

My thoughts exactly.
I'm completely lost now, I thought it started off with getting warning points,
but now it more looks like you can earn points by having a cup of tea ??

Piggy, can I have a coffee instead please ? Black, no sugar?
I'm not much of a tea-drinker......

 

[Pushover]

I'm assuming one is wearing big shoes because one has big feet...unless one is a clown.

I've found wearing shoes that DON'T fit results in blisters. Something to be avoided to my way of thinking.

*chortles*

Golly, isn't the webnet funny the way people can so misunderstand and misconstrue?

By Jove, I think he's got it.

Of course, if you have blisters on your feet from wearing shoes that don't fit then they must be too small, not too big, and that, fellow jubbers, might be considered an opposite not a paradox.


You've never jubbed until you've been in one of our pleasing yet completely pointless polemics of rhetoric and abdicated alive.

 

[Pushover]

Ta. Taking a page are we?

In that case should I post that comment you so liked in your other thread about tea?

It fits so well with this mad hatter tea party we have cooking.

 

[Pushover]

<<<<<<<<< I'm all that. I haven't had a warning... I think.


How do you know when you get a warning? or points? How does the whole point system works?

1 point - taking a cup of tea

2 points - giving a cup of tea

3 points - giving a cup of tea with a compliment

5 points - talking quaintly over your cup of tea in a mild fashion

 

[justjw]

No problem.

*pours coffee*

One coffee, with no sugar.

Aaaah, that's some damn fine coffee!


You wouldn't by any chance have some cherry pie left, would you?

 

[Pushover]

Certainly.

In that case:

*pours self a cup and sits on the edge of seat*

Oh!, did you see Marget's new baby? It's positively frightful.

It SO reminds me of that time Charles and I went on that safari in the farther reaches of India. You know, when that dreadful little monkey stole my Isabella Fiore handbag with the blue tassels and began ravaging it in front of the entire expedition. Why, I half expected the devil of a child to jump out and bite the nose right off my face if I came too close.

I suppose that's what she gets when she tangos with that ferret of a gardener what she employs.

*sits quietly primming lips*

 

[Pushover]

Oh, and I'll have a cup of tea, with plenty of sugar and cream, thank you.

 

[Pushover]

I believe piggy is pouring out this hour.

Well, I don't take lard in my tea.

 

[nitish]

I got a warning and an infraction this summer. Ever since then, the mods have been ignoring me. I am the one actually PMing about what i think they're doing wrong. I am getting no repose thus far. Cowards!!!!

 

[Pushover]

Who does? .................

Well, if piggy dunks his hand in there it might get all...lardy.


You've never JUBBED unless you've participated in one of Ger's Tea Parties.

 

[Marbas]

Then I've never really Jubbed.

Meanwhile ...how about if I say 'All Jubbers are vile, pervy, little cunts!' ...now do I get a point?