Your last act of stupidity.

[RonR18]

Spraying a home invasion lizard on my ceiling with wasp spray when I could have shot it with my BB gun (I'm a crack shot). I was too stupid to know that wasp spray won't kill lizards. The result was that it instantly jumped down and escaped, and will undoubtedly crawl on my face while I'm asleep some night and piss in my ear...it's just a matter of time.

And of course, when it dies of starvation or dehydration, it'll stink up my house for a week or more with a horrific stench, which has happened in the past.

 

[unloadonme]

Most of my acts of stupidity are linked to over-enthusiastic consumption of alcohol. That means that my recollection of events is far too hazy for my misdeeds to be recounted here.

 

[RonR18]

^ Awwww, i'd wanna keep it as a pet!

I would as well, if it was house broken, and assured me that it would never crawl on my face while I'm asleep.

 

[G-Lexington]

I was at a local record shop. I grazed one of the displays, causing one CD to look like it was going to fall off the display. Panicked, I reached my hand up to steady it...and slammed my hand into the display, causing roughly 25 CDs to tumble to the ground.

This, by the way, is a standard occurrence. Graze something, see some negative thing possibly resulting, panickedly try to remedy problem, cause bigger problem.

Lex

 

[refujiunderground]

my last mistake was listening to somebody else telling me how i should live my life and what i should do. i blame myself for not being my own man. i also blame myself for listening to someone for telling me some shit that will not help me grow in life. fuck that, i'm quitting my job regardless. i'm tired of hearing my mom yapping about me not doing anything or helping around the house. i should have remembered back in 05 where she was still whining about me not finding a job when i was helping around the house. whatever. okay, i'll do what i intended to do in the first place to shut you up. i'm going to listen to myself and others along the way towards helping myself. i listened to my mother and other people and i find myself working at a job i hate for 6 years.

 

[FPNY]

i have NEVER done anything stupid. I'm like a cat, everything is someone else's fault...

 

[curiousunistudent]

my last mistake was listening to somebody else telling me how i should live my life and what i should do. i blame myself for not being my own man. i also blame myself for listening to someone for telling me some shit that will not help me grow in life. fuck that, i'm quitting my job regardless. i'm tired of hearing my mom yapping about me not doing anything or helping around the house. i should have remembered back in 05 where she was still whining about me not finding a job when i was helping around the house. whatever. okay, i'll do what i intended to do in the first place to shut you up. i'm going to listen to myself and others along the way towards helping myself. i listened to my mother and other people and i find myself working at a job i hate for 6 years.

^^ That right there is a pretty fucking bad decision

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

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[curiousunistudent]

dunno but lots wens go thinks
^ OOOH NOOOO ^
yeah ait it

learn read haaaaaaaaaa

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I thought I learnt to understand you ages ago. I didn't

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

I thought I learnt to understand you ages ago. I didn't

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[genthree]

Spraying a home invasion lizard on my ceiling with wasp spray when I could have shot it with my BB gun (I'm a crack shot). I was too stupid to know that wasp spray won't kill lizards. The result was that it instantly jumped down and escaped, and will undoubtedly crawl on my face while I'm asleep some night and piss in my ear...it's just a matter of time.

And of course, when it dies of starvation or dehydration, it'll stink up my house for a week or more with a horrific stench, which has happened in the past.

why didn't you use an RPG or order 6000 rounds of ammunition...........

 

[menRsexii]

i dumped food on some cars during the seniors grad night. dont judge me. i know it was stupid -- wasnt even my idea. my friends just included me. i was also drinking earlier so that didnt help with decision making...

 

[maxpowr9]

I was at a local record shop. I grazed one of the displays, causing one CD to look like it was going to fall off the display. Panicked, I reached my hand up to steady it...and slammed my hand into the display, causing roughly 25 CDs to tumble to the ground.

This, by the way, is a standard occurrence. Graze something, see some negative thing possibly resulting, panickedly try to remedy problem, cause bigger problem.

Lex

LMAO I had one of those moments. It was a junior year retreat and all of us were pretty out of it by day 3 of 5 (you go to bed around 1am and then up at 7am). I was in a daze looking up at the fire alarm and saw a red blinking light thinking the alarm was going off and said "fire" pretty loud. Everyone (about 15 people) just looked at me like some sort of crazy.

 

[RonR18]

why didn't you use an RPG or order 6000 rounds of ammunition...........

Hmmmmmmmmm, that sounds suspiciously like sarcasm/criticism, since common sense dictates the lizard wouldn't wait 5 days on the ceiling for the 6,000 rounds to arrive. It sounds like we have a lizard lover in the thread, yet he'd rather the lizard die a slow, agonizing death of starvation/dehydration than be dispatched to lizard heaven instantly.

Why don't you fly out to my house and spend 2 weeks trying to catch it before it dies of the aforementioned causes............

 

[wilbur33]

Buying $200 worth of CDs on eBay when that money was supposed to pay my bills.

I'd like to say it only happened once, but it happens 5-6 times a year.

 

[ChickenGuy]

My last major act of stupidity was giving my deposit and first months rent totalling £800 (over $1,000) to that former landlord of mine IN CASH AND WITHOUT A RECEIPT.

I mean when I look back at it now, that was just ridiculous, just handing over a huge pile of money like that with no proof - just plain stupid. Far too trusting and naive, that was my problem.

Oh and mitchy - remember - factor 50 sun-cream! Mind you I'm a fine one to talk, I did the same thing last year's Pride - spent the entire day out, probably 10 hours, and came back completely sunburnt.

 

[blackbeltninja]

A potentially bad idea - taking a sudden 2-week holiday from work just as things have started to get busy to go on a Eurotrip to 5 countries where I don't speak the language with a passport which is about to expire and a falling Forex rate to the local currency, starting next Friday the 3rd.

Hopefully it turns out to be a not-bad idea at all.

-d-

 

[genthree]

A potentially bad idea - taking a sudden 2-week holiday from work just as things have started to get busy to go on a Eurotrip to 5 countries where I don't speak the language with a passport which is about to expire and a falling Forex rate to the local currency, starting next Friday the 3rd.

Hopefully it turns out to be a not-bad idea at all.

-d-

we r not allowed to travel if our PPs have 6mths to expiry

 

[blackbeltninja]

^I have 2 passports. The one which will get me home is due to expire in October, but the Gov website says 1 month validity after departure is ok. The other one is an EU one and expires in 2015.

-d-

 

[freefall]

This morning: I waited 20 minutes for the fierce traffic so I could cross the street - before I finally realised I should've taken the sky bridge

Yeah, I jaywalked.