Your Most Recent Embarrassing Moment?

[Tony the Tiger]

Oh Man! Today, I was having lunch at a mall, I ordered a snack pack from KFC with a large coffee. Anyway, here I was ready to take a bite of my chicken thigh and the fucker slipped out of my fingers (you know how greasy chicken is) and it fell into my coffee cup. SPLASH!

all over my table and a bunch of girls who were sitting across from me started giggling.
(EEEK! I wanted to crawl under the table and hide)

 

[hornyshauny]

In a room on my own. I let go of the most obnoxious fart I've ever done in my life. Two seconds later, a whole load of people come into room.

I left pretty quickly!

 

[SouthBeach30]

I moved into a new apartment about a month ago. On my first morning here, I got and went into the kitchen to put on coffee just wearing a t-shirt. My neighbour walked by just as I was walking to the bathroom and got a good look at my morning wood. Not exactly how I wanted to be intoduced to my new neighbours!

 

[jwest]

i fell down the stairs today at work...
of all the crap that happens to me, im surprised that the most recent embarrassing thing was more than a few hours ago.. now thats an accomplishment

 

[RationalLunacy]

I made 4000 posts today. How embarrassing.

 

[jwest]

congrats

 

[ECUboi]

I was taking taking a shower this morning, and when I reached for the shampoo, a spider crawled out from underneath it. I freaked and fell out of the shower and went over the toilet, while ripping down the shower curtain in the process/. My roomate was shaving at the time and he was cracking up. I was going to cry!

 

[SFMusic]

The most recent and most embarrassing moment I ever have had was about 3 nights ago. Calling someone by a different name (his friends name) while having sex . Yeah.... that was fun *cough*.

If you are going to be sexually active with a variety of men, then stick with calling him names like baby, daddy, darlin, sexy, stud, etc. You get the idea.

There is nothing quite like being called the wrong name while you are in the the middle of a heated sexual encounter. I trust you learned your lesson.

 

[SFMusic]

I recently performed a concert in front of a large crowd when I glanced down and realized that there was a trail of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I kept telling myself, "just ignore it, maybe no one else notices it". That was not true, but it was the only thing that kept me going.

I can't tell you how many people came up to me afterwards and asked me "did you know there was something stuck to your shoe?"

 

[Oden_grey]

How convenient... this happened less than 4 minutes ago...

I usually shut the door to my room, which I share with a room mate... except I didn't know that he was still here and I just stupidly opened the door thinking it was I that closed it and there I found my roommate preparing to take a shower. I was so embarrassed about it that I said nothing because the night before I had walked in on him and his girlfriend and he has barely spoken to me since.

 

[trydegrau]

i walked into a tree after leaving the market today, i swear the thing snuck up on me...

 

[bi-one]

Ouch, I hope none of you is hurt! (trydegrau, j_west)

My last embarrasing moment was walking downtown with a girl (friend of a friend) and seeing a fat lady with a really big ass in front. I just asked her "How would that fat lady do to take a shit?", She stared at me and said: "Why don't you ask her, she's my mother, hi mom!" :s

I'll never see her again. Never! Me and my big mouth!

 

[The_Reaper]

My most recent embarassment isn't recent at all.....

I was about 16 and was on a roadtrip with my grandparents to British Columbia.

Because of the tight quarters, and so forth, I decided that for the two weeks we were on the road I wouldn't jerk off.

Well, about a week and 1/2 into the road trip...and after a stop at a restroom where one of those "be here at blah-blah-blah at 7:00pm" messages designed for gay men, which I'd never seen before....

Well, I fell asleep in the backseat and promptly had a wet dream.

I don't know if I made any noise, or if I did anything improper...But it was pretty embarassing..

 

[SFMusic]

That's why I never say anything behind a persons back, that I wouldn't say to their face.

My last embarrasing moment was walking downtown with a girl (friend of a friend) and seeing a fat lady with a really big ass in front. I just asked her "How would that fat lady do to take a shit?", She stared at me and said: "Why don't you ask her, she's my mother, hi mom!" :s

I'll never see her again. Never! Me and my big mouth!

 

[Tony the Tiger]

i walked into a tree after leaving the market today, i swear the thing snuck up on me...

OMG! that is the ultimate embarrassment especially in front of a crowd of people. Been there, done that!

 

[Nonimus]

OMG! that is the ultimate embarrassment especially in front of a crowd of people. Been there, done that!

Yeah, but its even worse when you turn and apologize to it!

 

[poloboy50]

Oh this is soooo embarrassing. I fell down the main stairway in Prada/SOHO/NYC. Worst part was I was carrying a couple shopping bags and they went flying out of my hands and into flight.As I went down the stairway I brought a shoe display with me.One customer was hit by one of my bags;she was not happy.I was with a co-worker and he made a joke of me having too many martini's at lunch.Falling was bad enough; but I had to explain that I wasn't drunk.They make me take the elevator now.

 

[RationalLunacy]

And it's scary when it apologises back.

You mean the trees aren't polite where you live?

 

[dcmorgan]

I won't classify this as insanely embarrassing, just... slightly blush-worthy.

After going on several dates with a Greek lad some years ago, I was taught a number of Greek phrases. Some of these I tend to use when I just want to make a point - only to myself - when not even sarcasm will do. So I sometimes find myself muttering phrases like "Filese to kolo mou" (= kiss my ass), "Gamisou malaka" (= fuck off, wanker), "Salta gamisu" (= go fuck yourself) etc under my breath.

Recently, for some reason, I found myself in a discussion regarding George Bush and his anti-gay-marriage thing, the other party was being totally irrational, but I took pride in the fact that I stayed calm and didn't call throw derivative drivel in his face. And I was going on about how at least ONE of us managed to stick to the case without namecalling etc.

However, as he was getting up to leave, I muttered the "kiss my ass" phrase, adding "malaka" (wanker) under my breath, and was ready to finish my drink (yeah, we'd both had a few) and move along. Using these phrases normally has no effect, other than leaving the opposite party feeling somewhat confused, but this guy spun around and said, "By the way, my mother's Greek."

Mind you... he could (kiss my...) and he was (a...).

 

[Ruptured Silence]

Seeing a friend in public and I call his name a couple of times. Called it out louder in case he didn't hear. He turns around and he's not my friend! Everyone looking at me like I'm crazy.

I had a similar experience to that. I had recently found out that one of my old workmates was now working in the callcentre I currently work at. I thought I saw her so I walked right up to her and called her name. The woman looked up and it wasn't even her. It was someone that was like 20 years older.

It was embarrasing but it probably would have been worse if my friend saw who I mistook her for!