Your turnoffs in Porn

[MisterN]

Shaved pubes. Massive no.

 

[spooky]

I have a lot of the same complaints:

Music: Annoying music that gets in the way... it is rarely ever done right.

Sound Effects: I hate obvious dubbing.

Effeminate guys topping: The effeminate guy is having a hard time trying to lifting his partners legs in the air. This is more comical than sexy.

A two-some turn into a sudden threesome: The scene is going well when the director decides that a third person is needed, or a fourth, fifth. Sometimes mid-way through the scene when you are ready to pop. The result is another 20 minutes or more of foreplay, fucking and a sudden finish where dribbles of cum are expended.

Cutting between 2 or more scenes: The director juggling two sex scenes at the same time, this seldom works. Either one set of partners is hotter than the other, jumping between them is fucking annoying.

Lack of chemistry between the two performers: This is so crucial, the guys have to be into each other. They have to be willing to pleasure the other and make the scene sizzling hot. If you're two performers look bored, are in pain, or generally just uninterested in the partner or the idea of sex with a man.

Over-long focus on sucking cock/ass eating/kissing/piston-action: oral sex should be at least 2 to 3 minutes, no one's jaw muscles are that tolerant at sucking for that amount of time. Ass-eating, I don't mind this but if the receiver has an asshole that looks like something from Aliens or The Thing, NO FUCKING WAY! These scenes should be at least a minute long. Anything longer makes me wonder if the one performing the service is actually sampling the receivers previous lunch menu and or previous sex partners, eeww!
Kissing can be sexy if done right, I don't mind this but if its longer than 6 minutes, I lose interest. Piston-action, I love close ups, but I need to see the occasional long shot to see where we are at, 5 minutes or more of piston-action, I tune out.

Tans: I hate overly tanned performers, they are gross and sometimes comical. Zoidberg comes to mind! No overly orange, red, lobster people, or Ommpa Loompas.

Muscles: Some muscle men are hot but when I see veins everywhere, spider veining, coupled with over tanning, or over shaving. They cease to be normal looking.

Skin Issues: If you're going to be in porn, see a dermatologist or at the very least, don't do anything stupid like shave sensitive areas where a breakout will occur on the eve of your big scene.

Hair: I love hairy guys but I don't like seeing hair on shoulders, Dan Hedaya from Alien Resurrection.

Old: Some older man can be sexy and amazing performers but when it becomes blatantly obvious that the only reason that they are getting any play is because of $$$, yeah. Its not sexy or hot! You're just a John paying a whore!

Plots: Some scenarios can be hot with the right performer. Not all models are actors!

Editing: I second, third, fourth and fifth this complaint. The sudden transitions are annoying as hell, kills the build up especially when two guys are going at it, making out. I want to see some clothes being taken off, I also love seeing guys wear real underwear because it seems more everyday real. As the clothes come out, the bottom then focusing on slowly revealing his partners manhood is sexy.

Tattoos/Piercings: I can tolerate a few tattoos, but I dislike full on body tattoos everywhere. I dislike seeing the same tribal tattoo on many models. I also hate seeing piercings on genitalia. Eww!

Misc: Some other nits, cock rings, brown runny shit coming from the ass, dudes with wood issues, str8 guys (stay in str8 porn dude).
Same boring sets, choking during sex "WTF", twig thin twinks, unhealthy looking models "sickly, obviously doing it for the therapy money, fat disgusting dudes with twinks or younger guys, eww. Shitty production values, branded underwear that look like kid's underwear.

 

[Adrock-JD]

Music, hate it
Over editing, annoying
over the top acting, moaning, unnecessary
inadequate lighting / poor quality resolution

fortunately, most porn has gotten so much better than in the past
HD was a huge improvement over what we used to see
although we didn't know any better, did we

 

[xbuzzerx]

People hit just about everything I would have said about live-action porn.

I would add for pictures that I pretty much just skip past anything black and white. It belongs in photography aiming to be artistic or hitting a certain mood, but it's always a serious lack of appeal over a color version of the same picture for the purposes of porn imho. And from what I see just poking around, and from having seen the same pictures both in color and black and white over time around the net, it seems like there are people intentionally taking color pics and converting them to black and white and then distributing them around--- totally can't understand why.

 

[alxwhtmr95]

barebacking, spitting (in the face...) and pierced dicks

 

[Studdly]

- to much talking
- fake 'acting' thats very obvious
- When a guy has really heavy underarm hair and a bush above his cock (really, don't mind it short just can't stand really thick hair there)
- Really skinny twinks
- most times, seeing hot fucking and then spotting the condom having appeared on his cock out of nowhere. Hate that in porn when if its raw or covered is ambiguous until you see it in him.
- Guys getting fucked still pretending to be completely straight
- oh, and seeing a really hot, hairy, muscled and sweaty guy.. fucking a girl. Just seems a such a waste. I know that bitchy to say, but I just hate when I find a seriously hot guy in porn who only fucks women...
- Seeing a gay porn star I usually love in gay porn suddenly fucking women. Even if he's bi or pan sexual, I just hate seeing there cocks in girls in the end.

 

[phillo]

• Spitting on a dick while sucking - I do not understand
• Pee
• Poo
• Sucking a penis that was just pulled out of a butt
• A flaccid bottom
• A flaccid top
• Big bellys
• F**ting
• Cock rings
• Bad editing surrounding a cum shot
• Clinical close up shots
• Pimples on shaved butts
• Garish lighting
• Actors flushed bright red from boner drugs
• Overly shaped eyebrows

 

[cubtastic]

When the top pulls out to cum on the hole instead of shooting deep inside

 

[Studdly]

When the top pulls out to cum on the hole instead of shooting deep inside

yeah agreed, whats the point of fucking raw if you don't intend to breed? they do it because its the 'money shot', yet its so much hotter seeing cum trickle from a mans hole down his taint.

 

[The Fly]

Foreskin

Rimming

Foot/toe sucking/licking.

 

[xhrxxx75]

- The absence of making out (before, while, after)
- Fake frenching, not better than the latter and very common
- Complete silence (even worse than rehearsed dirty talk)
- When the guys never look into each other's eye or, worse, never look at each other
- The use of the words "Master" or "Sir"
- Scenes finishing too soon, right after the cumshot (also very common, even at TIM)

Just the first that come to mind but I could go much longer...

 

[carey579]

Where do we begin?

There was a thread on Digital Spy about majority of porn being useless and I couldn't believe straight men - who have all types of porn ever imagined by the human mind available to them - felt so.

So being unsatisfied with gay porn is not that nitpicky in comparison imo.

 

[Gentleheart]

It has been a while since I posted in this thread, so I'm gonna update:

Poppers (no...just no...)
Loud, LAME music
COCKRINGS... I will immediately turn the video off. I'm not here for that.
Short edits with no time to enjoy certain positions
Lack of closeups...
director/producer or whoever talking to the performers mid-scene (I can't STAND that shit...cut it OUT!!!)
wonky camera work/bad angles lol
feet licking/toe sucking
nipple piercings
women making ridiculously loud noises (when I'm watching straight porn)

 

[bort138]

poppers
cock piercings
excessive tattoos
harnesses and fetish accessories, leather, etc.
pissing

 

[xbuzzerx]

Music (almost any kind, though especially if it's a chick song, soft city.)
Black & White (don't want porn to be artistic)
No sound -- either cold fish performers or no audio on the clip.

 

[MisterN]

Shaved pubes, and it's spreading like a plague in porn, cockrings, spitting, pissing, violence.

 

[Ninja108]

cockrings, shaved pubes, drugs and above all, gay for pay.

 

[slimsmooth88]

Violence, fisting, pissing, leather, black socks, hairy arse, tops who think a good fuck is like trying to drill to the centre of the earth.

 

[yhtang]

The spitting, using saliva as lube. I don't have a problem with using saliva as lube per se, but I don't like to see the delivery in for the form of spitting.

 

[tabby82]

Violence, fisting, pissing, leather, black socks, hairy arse, tops who think a good fuck is like trying to drill to the centre of the earth.

Amen. Also shaved pubes and tops who are totally smooth are a no.