Your turnoffs in Porn

[diamondstar]

1. Story-less Porn: A porno is so much enjoyable where theirs a story in it to make the encounter more enjoyable

2. Blow jobs: Just get to the anal sex already

3. Ass to mouth: Umm...NO!

4. Cut videos: Videos that shows two men fucking for five minutes then all the sudden their sitting up on the couch cumming "Nothing worst than a short anal video"

5. Dirty Talk: Only few can do it right

6. Extreme Moaning: Am trying to enjoy watching two men having sex, not getting an earache

 

[biguypdx]

- anything less than monster cock
- fat, hairy guys who bottom and have small, limp dicks
- fake tits (bi so watch the straight stuff, too)
- condoms when fucking. understand why they use 'em - just don't like to look at them

 

[altlover85]

Really old chubby guys with younger fit models... 2 chubbies or 2 older guys I don't mind... young +old is just a bit creepy. (IE: 20yr old twink with with grey haired 50 yr old)

Personally, I don't get a creepiness factor. Most guys (younger and older) enjoy younger guys so I don't see a huge problem with it.

- condoms when fucking. understand why they use 'em - just don't like to look at them

I don't like condoms either. I don't like them in real life or in porn.

 

[unloadonme]

Women

 

[stillscion20]

I really hate it when the guys talk too much. more often than not i don't like their voices, I also don't like if theres like an interview beforehand and I HATE if theres an interview at the end. I hate music, and I don't like any editing at all really. Even simple edits like when a guy is just about to start fucking another guy and then the next instant he's got a condom on and everythings all lubed up, I hate that

 

[USEDCAR]

I hate that porn where they fuck for 10 seconds and the camera man interviews the guys.

Storys i don't really need a story just fuck

 

[personme]

I don't like it when they're making out and stick out their tongues and lick each other. That just makes me want to laugh.

 

[ClientFan]

My biggest porn bugbear is not enough appreciation of the male ass. It's a majestic thing that should be pictorially worshipped as such, from multiple angles and perspectives.

Next to that is 'pretend' rimming, where the rimmer is lapping away around the general area trying their most assiduously to not actually make contact. Bel Ami and, back in the bad old days of VHS pirates, German twink porn used to be the pits for this. If they don't want to do it, then don't film stupid half-baked pretence for fuck's sake. The point of rimming if the recipient is into it is that it gives a sensation of electric ecstasy, which I want to see conveyed.

Spanking. Helix Studios have loads of guys with heavenly asses, and what's the best thing they can think of do with them? Oh, physically abuse them, yes that's really cool. Yuck.

 

[chrisrobin]

1. wristwatches
2. BLACK socks
3. hearing straight porn in the background
4. subject(s) looking at camera in videos

 

[TongueTied]

Turnoffs:

1. No making out or hot kissing. I hate it when the guys kiss and their mouths are squeezed shut and their eyes are so tightly closed their eyeballs are about to implode. If you can't open your mouth and kiss another man, then GET THE HELL OUT OF GAY PORN!

2.Shaved pubes. Ugghh! All men look better with pubes. Even the young guys who are smooth all over, but have a nice thick bush- nothing hotter.

3. Weirdly shaved body hair. I like natural body hair on men, but if you are going to shave, then use some common sense. Ever see guys with super hairy chests but they shave their trails? Or guys with hairy trails and hairy legs and ass but then they have shaved pubes? And don't get me started on the weirdly shaped pubic hair. The all time worst is the little hitler moustache some guys have above their dick. Please, when I'm sucking cock, I don't want to be reminded of the holocaust.

4. Guys that manage to fuck without actually touching their partner's body. This is a phenomenon that cannot be explained by the physical laws of the universe. Perhaps in some alternative reality or 5th dimension they are all over each other devouring each other's bodies.

5. Poorly matched partners. You look at some pairings and you just ask yourself: Why?

6. When the guys actually do get to some passionate kissing, and the cameraman immediately moves down to show their thighs or some other random body part. Sean Cody used to do this a lot. Because if they are really into each other, than they might be bisexual, or dare I say it, GAY! And that is the last thing you want to think about when you are watching two men have sex.

 

[jerome66]

Women

I think all us gays would agree this is first and foremost!!! LOL!!

Piercings around the genitals or butt area. I've never understand the arousal fascination to it. All I see in discomfort and pain. Don't mind it in the ears, nose, or nipples. But any place further down is a major, major turn off for me!! Ewww!!

Don't mind the music...but don't make it chessy and don't make it so loud. There's a reason why it's called backround music.

Passive kissing! If you're going kiss then make it passionate with a lot of tongue action!

Don't mind the dirty talk but keep it minimum. Don't go over the top with it. In other words don't become another Jeff Stryker!! Don't mind the moaning and the yelling...if it's believable.

If you're gay for pay...then DON'T make it obvious!!!!

Chemistry. I know the guys are being paid to have sex but when the directors are casting the pairings make sure the guys are REALLY into one another. Don't pair them just because they "look" good together. Without that sense of believable heat coming off on screen...the scene becomes boring and uninteresting no matter how individually hot the guys are.

Twinks. I don't mind a lanky guy but skin and bones does nothing for me. Sorry.

Good looks. I'm not saying they must possess the Hollywood standard of handsomeness or a pretty boy image. But looks that are intriguing, and sexy. That stimulate and arouse.

No cross cutting or fancy editing. Sometimes just keeping the camera at one or two angles is enough. Also if you're having close-ups don't linger too long. I love those tight anal shots when a guy is getting a hard dick stuffed up his ass...but stay too long and it loses it's heat.

Long strands of saliva. Don't mind spitting but when it's globs of it it's simply nasty to look at.

Small dicks. Sadly in real life we're surrounded by them. But in porn I like to live out the fantasy we're all hung as horse. At least eight thick inches.

 

[altlover85]

The all time worst is the little hitler moustache some guys have above their dick. Please, when I'm sucking cock, I don't want to be reminded of the holocaust.

Hilarious!

 

[ThisIsOurHero]

Most guys (younger and older) enjoy younger guys so I don't see a huge problem with it.




How can you make a statement like that?! Saying that most guys (younger and older) enjoy younger guys is not true. Don't tar everyone with the same brush. I'm a young guy and I don't 'enjoy' younger guys and I know loads of other guys who feel the same.

 

[beuresque]

For me it's G4P, simply because they all look so incredibly mechanical and bored doing it. It's a total insult and piss-take of the gay community. It saddens me when I see torrents on sites with hundreds of leechers, when all the actors in the flick are well known for G4P. That's a sad commentary IMO.

AND...

I get this thread is about what turns us on/off, and that we all have varying tastes, but is there really any need to be quite so vicious with our discrimination? So many of the posts say things like "fat and old - gross!" or whatever. If you don't like it don't watch it - don't let it turn you off lol. Thank god I'm neither "fat" nor "old" otherwise I'd feel like a worthless piece of shit reading this thread. I guess such is being gay though...

 

[lowercase]

What gets you off, or not, as the case may be seems to be a big factor in what people like. Although there are some pretty consistent complaints.

1 Too many closeups of dicks in holes.... it's just SOOO generic, you could use scenes from other videos and people might not know the difference. Some of these guys have awesome bodies I want to see ALL of them including their faces.

2. Also dont like it when they concentrate on the bottom guy and ignore the top.

3. Socks are a little unusual... although I have heard it can enhance sexual pleasure!!

3. Scenes with 28 minutes of foreplay/oral and 2 minutes of fucking .. boring.

Some I disagree with though.. Love guys with tattoos hehe. And there are some very sexy older men out there too, so dont right them off. Someone mentioned Daddy Muggs lol hes cute...

 

[biospeak]

Fake cum, when they show only a dribble coming out and then pan back in the next scene to show this even watery cum splashes that never came out.
These supposed twinks that are in fact well worn men wearing heavy make-up. you usually see these makeup lines near the ears.
"Actors" that look like they've been dragged out of a slum to play in a porno to fund their drug addiction.

 

[bankside]

Stating the obvious.

This is more a problem when amateurs post pix and they caption them. "My dick." or "My balls."

Duhh. If that's your elbow you have problems.

It does happen in porn too..."Fuck that white ass."

What? you have a multi-coloured ass for special occasions? No way! I wanna fuck the rainbow ass.

Basically, a picture is worth a thousand words, so let me figure out some of it on my own.

 

[urbanefarmer]

1. unfit, unkempt or unattractive guys
2. bottoms who aren't hard
3. bottoms who look like they not having fun
4. lazy tops

 

[SexyKev]

For me its when guys put a big wad of spit on a dude's (or female's) asshole. Or spitting on it period. I hate seein a whole bunch of spit running down a dude's asshole or even on his dick.

 

[doctorsun]

Music - if music starts playing, I stop watching.

Fake, over-the-top noise

Too much "yeah, fuck me, yeah, fuck me..." or "take that cock...yeah...take my big cock..." talk.

Guys who show absolutely no reaction to what's being done to them. No moaning, no talking, no change in facial expression...just silence and a blank stare. Are they even enjoying it? It makes me think they're really uncomfortable and don't want to be there, which is NOT sexy.