Your turnoffs in Porn

[chillyboi]

smoking & no foreplay

 

[Ryuusei Boy]

- Music.
- Close-ups.
- Fugly actors, even if they have nice bodies.
- Fat actors.
- Plots. Who watches porn for the plot anyway?.

Hot toned young guys being pawed and sucked by creepy flabby old guys.

I'd rather just watch the young guys jerk off.

This.

 

[ncguy7]

On amateur sites such as Xtube: Tops who never show their faces but make multiple postings of their videos. Why do the guys getting fucked and sucking cock have to be the ones putting it all out on the line?

On amateur or pro: I really, really enjoy that first minutes of initial anal penetration. And I like seeing the look on the bottom's face when that dick head first goes in (and the top's too). But more often than not, flicks skip over that part and go straight to the full-on thrusting.

I don't get the obsession with the socks, though. It's perfectly fine with me if guys keep on their socks. And I also enjoy seeing a bottom fucked wearing a jock the whole time. No issues there either.

I agree about all that crappy music, though once in awhile, the music works really well.

 

[ncguy7]

Guys who are exclusively tops don't interest me at all. If you've never bottomed, you can't know how to do a good job topping.

I know that's the prevailing thought about topping and bottoming. But in the past two months, I've been a bottom for two guys who never get fucked and they were absolutely awesome. In fact, I'm starting to think part of the reason they were such good fuckers was they really didn't think about how it must feel for me as the bottom and just threw themselves into enjoy the fucking. And that, in turn, made me like it. I'm versatile, but I'm finding more and more I like playing with 100% bottom and 100% top guys.

Some of my favorite porn stars were all or almost always tops -- or bottoms.

Think about all the straight guys who've never been penetrated and do a great job of dickin' their women.

 

[ncguy7]

· shaved pubes & manscaping
· cockrings
· limp dicks - especially if the guy is acting like he's really into his partner(s)
· warts, lice, etc
· poo
· overdubbing the audio - I'd rather hear real moans and not the fake stuff added after the fact
· bellies, flab, age spots
· too many closeups - I need to see the face and the body during the climax, not just the dick & ass closeups

Uh, exactly how many pornos have you seen with LICE in them?

 

[acheilles]

I'm with the folks who said they don't like close ups. I want to decide what parts of the model's bodies to look at; I don't want the cameraman and editor to decide it for me.

In general, I don't like phoniness. I would rather see an average-looking guy with no pretense, showing the real expression on his face when he gets fucked than a guy with model-good looks trying to look all "hot" while he gets fucked. In generaly, I prefer a documentary quality to porn. If the performers are gay and really into each other, great. If they're straight and just doing it for the money, great. Just show me the reality, don't have them "act."

Could not agree more!

 

[craziwranglerman]

pimples on the ass! I remember seeing this one clip and the bottom had a HUGE pimple on his ass cheek

 

[USEDCAR]

Music- it ruins the porn quickly
Too much yelling and screaming especially in straight porn the women yells so much shut up.
Lack of Variety, Its boring when its the same type of guys for example two twinks with small cocks fucking. Mix them up have Asian fucking blacks, Mexicans fucking whites etc.
Tattoos I hate tattoos on men. Why do these guys have terrific bodies but mess them up with tattoos? Tattoos are a turn off for me. I don't like the full arm tattoos, writing across their backs, chests and stomach. I really hate when guys get tattoos on the back of there neck
Anorexic-looking twinks from eastern Europe
When they keep changing positions
70s and 80s porn and early 90s
When the Condom Magically appears
When the guys are not into it i saw tons of videos and the guys look like they are watching paint dry.
Fake porn with bad acting
Staring at the camera
When the guy is way too hot i like average guys
The Producer or camera man telling the guys what to do.
If the porn is hazing or a forced sex or something don't have the guys getting fuck look like they are having fun. Like the Haze him videos only best one by far is the beer pong one.

 

[Callum]

Music. Fuck, music drives me insane. I can't watch vintage porn because of it.

 

[bostonboy20]

socks... i mean it just looks weird.

right there....that is mine....drives me insane...like why get completely naked except socks?

 

[Rex]

Anything that has to do with fisting and scat is pretty disgusting. I also think music in porn is stupid.

 

[gayboy291]

[*]Over the top Moaning. Loud moaning is good when you know the two are into it but too much is just disgusting.

thats a big one for me.

 

[tipmyscales86]

I'll usually only watch porn if both guys are hot, or if one is super hot I can try to ignore his partner. The problem in porn sometimes is the camerawork. I don't like it when the camera stays on one angle for too long. Especially if it's just the dick going into the ass over and over again. I want to see the guys' faces while this is happening. I want to see the rest of their nice bodies and how they're moving while it's happening. Films without the two making out at some point is also a disappointment.

 

[altlover85]

Here are some of mine.

flaccid bottoms - I really want both guys to be into it.

long hair - I just don't find it attractive.

sitting jerking off after sucking or fucking - I totally don't understand the point of the sex if they aren't going to get off to it. However, it might be something to show guys that are new to sex that you don't always have to get off from what your partner does.

outdoor scenes - I've seen a few hot ones, but a lot of times the lighting is lousy.

the word pussy being said - It usually ruins a hot scene or at the very least takes me out of it. It's similar to hearing straight porn in the background.

wedding rings - I don't like seeing them at all. It takes me out of the scene and makes me think of someone cheating on their wife or in the closet.

guests - I've seen a few videos where one guy is having sex with another one, but then the first guy (who is usually the main draw for me) leaves and another one comes in and the first guy is never seen again.

 

[MrBubulino]

You know, I hate it when a guy is going to get a facial and he shuts his eyes tightly and frowns... Ok, we know you don't want semen on your eyeball, but do you have to make it look like you're being forced to get a facial???


And bottoms that are not hard... I don't like it. It doesn't seem possible! LOL

 

[mbamike]

And bottoms that are not hard... I don't like it. It doesn't seem possible! LOL

Have you ever bottomed? It is very possible even when you are really into the guy!

 

[rbenn555]

Music

The fat, ugly old guys who keep uploading videos to xTube

Exaggerated moaning

Recycled shots

Obviously-faked penetration/orgasm

Mechanical, dominant sex

Outdoor scenes

When the actors are naked. . .but still have sneakers on (what the fuck? How did they get their pants off?!)


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Nervous amateurs, real couples and passionate kissing/sex are my hugest turn-ons though.

I am one of those who do not see sneakers I move on to the next movie. Sneakers are a must for me

 

[gizmo1]

Most of it has already been said but I really don't get why golden shower videos are a turn on.

 

[altlover85]

Oh and just to be clear, usually the "guest" doesn't get off, they just leave after having fooled around with the other guys.

 

[biglifter]

- Too much footage of dick going into ass or vag. I need to see facial expressions/body language.

^ As above.... why do porn directors think that people want 75% of the video to show a dick going in and out of a hole... totally fucking pointless; some sites have really hot models but you never get to see their faces and bodies as they are actually having sex.

Music is a total turn off..... second only to videos where the dub the actors with fake moaning etc.. terrible.

Really old chubby guys with younger fit models... 2 chubbies or 2 older guys I don't mind... young +old is just a bit creepy. (IE: 20yr old twink with with grey haired 50 yr old)

directors who actively interrupt the action to tell a model to do XY orZ... cameramen/directors who groap the models they are interviewing and filming. Hands off, they are being paid to model not be mauled by some dirty old git.