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Your turnoffs in Porn
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TomahawkEagle
Sex God
To many tattoos
Loud music or noise that drowns out the models
Bad lighting
Scenes cutting
Bad audio quality
Loud music or noise that drowns out the models
Bad lighting
Scenes cutting
Bad audio quality
EasyRory
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Guys who are exclusively tops don't interest me at all. If you've never bottomed, you can't know how to do a good job topping.
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Interesting thread, and quite a few things for porn directors to take on board.
I agree with many of the posts, including those which mention shitty music and hammy acting. As far as the latter is concerned, directors (and writers) should note that it takes real talent to deliver lines well. If a guy is employed for his thick cock or fuckable bum, focus on that and spare us the cheesy, unconvincing dialog.
One more thing ... if you're going to use hand held cameras, for God's sake keep them STILL!
I agree with many of the posts, including those which mention shitty music and hammy acting. As far as the latter is concerned, directors (and writers) should note that it takes real talent to deliver lines well. If a guy is employed for his thick cock or fuckable bum, focus on that and spare us the cheesy, unconvincing dialog.
One more thing ... if you're going to use hand held cameras, for God's sake keep them STILL!
Okay, here are the things that I hate ....
1. Guys who obviously do not belong in porn movies. Jake Cruise anyone? I mean, c'mon, who wants to see a 60 year old grey-haired fat guy fucking a 22 year old?? Daddy Mugs could stand to transition behind the camera as well.
2. Guys who claim to be first time bottoms, and then take a 9 incher like it's their fifth one of the day. I want to see them struggle with it, I want to see them clenching their teeth and throwing out a few cuss words as that thing penetrates them.
3. Endless close-ups. I don't want to see 15 minutes of a dick going in and out of a hole and nothing else. I want to see the guys faces, the hip action, the feet up in the air, etc.
4. Themes, plots and story lines. I watch porn because I want to see guys fuck. I don't care if their car broke down and they need a "ride" or they just broke up with their boyfriend and they could really use a shoulder massage. Blah blah blah, just get to it.
5. Guys who are way too feminine looking or acting or sounding. If they guy is getting pounded and he sounds like a female porn star then I'm looking for the stop button.
6. Bad editing, bad transitions, etc. One minute the guy is in his jeans and tshirt giving a bj and then a second later he's completely stripped and riding a huge cock like he can't even feel it. What the hell??? I want to see him strip off his clothes and see him struggle to get that first penetration and the look on his face.
7. Fake swallow videos. You see the guy turning his face away as if he doesn't really want the cum on him or he takes a few piddly drops in his mouth and spits like he just ate a bug. Don't claim it as a swallow video when the guys don't actually do it. SEVP studios anyone?
8. Too much kissing and foreplay. A little at first is okay but 15 minutes of it is way too much. And when the sex is over I don't want to see the guys giving each other "soft sweet little angel kisses" as if they are highschoolers in love for the first time .. blah blah blah, save that for off camera.
9. Camera noises. You know, that clicky, creaky sound the cheap walmart camera makes as the guy adjusts his grip or pushes on the buttons or the hum as the camera zooms in/out. I HATE that.
10. And this is probably my biggest one ..... You're watching two hot guys going at it, the sex is hot and intense, they guys are really into each other .... and then all of a sudden you get really spectacular shot of the freakin carpet because the fat skanky camera man decided he needed to reach in to cop a feel. I hate that! Keep your damn hands off the guys and pay attention to what you're supposed to be doing!
1. Guys who obviously do not belong in porn movies. Jake Cruise anyone? I mean, c'mon, who wants to see a 60 year old grey-haired fat guy fucking a 22 year old?? Daddy Mugs could stand to transition behind the camera as well.
2. Guys who claim to be first time bottoms, and then take a 9 incher like it's their fifth one of the day. I want to see them struggle with it, I want to see them clenching their teeth and throwing out a few cuss words as that thing penetrates them.
3. Endless close-ups. I don't want to see 15 minutes of a dick going in and out of a hole and nothing else. I want to see the guys faces, the hip action, the feet up in the air, etc.
4. Themes, plots and story lines. I watch porn because I want to see guys fuck. I don't care if their car broke down and they need a "ride" or they just broke up with their boyfriend and they could really use a shoulder massage. Blah blah blah, just get to it.
5. Guys who are way too feminine looking or acting or sounding. If they guy is getting pounded and he sounds like a female porn star then I'm looking for the stop button.
6. Bad editing, bad transitions, etc. One minute the guy is in his jeans and tshirt giving a bj and then a second later he's completely stripped and riding a huge cock like he can't even feel it. What the hell??? I want to see him strip off his clothes and see him struggle to get that first penetration and the look on his face.
7. Fake swallow videos. You see the guy turning his face away as if he doesn't really want the cum on him or he takes a few piddly drops in his mouth and spits like he just ate a bug. Don't claim it as a swallow video when the guys don't actually do it. SEVP studios anyone?
8. Too much kissing and foreplay. A little at first is okay but 15 minutes of it is way too much. And when the sex is over I don't want to see the guys giving each other "soft sweet little angel kisses" as if they are highschoolers in love for the first time .. blah blah blah, save that for off camera.
9. Camera noises. You know, that clicky, creaky sound the cheap walmart camera makes as the guy adjusts his grip or pushes on the buttons or the hum as the camera zooms in/out. I HATE that.
10. And this is probably my biggest one ..... You're watching two hot guys going at it, the sex is hot and intense, they guys are really into each other .... and then all of a sudden you get really spectacular shot of the freakin carpet because the fat skanky camera man decided he needed to reach in to cop a feel. I hate that! Keep your damn hands off the guys and pay attention to what you're supposed to be doing!
texan_slant
Sex God
1. Music
2. Over-the-top moaning and groaning esp at orgasm
3. Too much delving into the plot; though I like Men -at-Play when there is some sort of theme, and segue into the scene in a very subtle way.
4. Cum-shots with very little cum
2. Over-the-top moaning and groaning esp at orgasm
3. Too much delving into the plot; though I like Men -at-Play when there is some sort of theme, and segue into the scene in a very subtle way.
4. Cum-shots with very little cum
My turn-offs in porn:
- Gay-for-pay guys who clearly aren't into it. This is usually the case with bottoms who look like they're enduring a root canal, but sometimes you'll see a straight top thrusting so indifferently that he may as well not be there at all. Porn is fantasy, and in my fantasies the guys having sex are actually enjoying it. When it looks like a chore, it ceases to be entertaining.
- Extreme close-ups of assholes. I love to watch fuck videos, but don't enjoy seeing extreme, high-def closeups of assholes. I never want my actual eyes that close to one, so I'm not interested in seeing it in a video.
- Endless shots of body parts, none of faces. Bodies are hot. The images of cocks thrusting in and out are hot. But what makes porn hot isn't just the physical mechanics. It's seeing two guys who are getting off. Show me their faces. Only showing the impersonal body parts makes it an instructional video, not a porno.
- Gay-for-pay guys who clearly aren't into it. This is usually the case with bottoms who look like they're enduring a root canal, but sometimes you'll see a straight top thrusting so indifferently that he may as well not be there at all. Porn is fantasy, and in my fantasies the guys having sex are actually enjoying it. When it looks like a chore, it ceases to be entertaining.
- Extreme close-ups of assholes. I love to watch fuck videos, but don't enjoy seeing extreme, high-def closeups of assholes. I never want my actual eyes that close to one, so I'm not interested in seeing it in a video.
- Endless shots of body parts, none of faces. Bodies are hot. The images of cocks thrusting in and out are hot. But what makes porn hot isn't just the physical mechanics. It's seeing two guys who are getting off. Show me their faces. Only showing the impersonal body parts makes it an instructional video, not a porno.
I just read through more of the thread, and the stuff that turns some people off turn me on (cum-eating, dirty talk). In these cases I suppose it's just a matter of taste -- no pun intended.
Another thing that turns me off is when the editor skips the undressing. One of the best parts of Christmas is unwrapping the present. So why skip from clothed to naked in a second flat? I want to watch them undress -- or literally rip each other's clothes off, which can make foreplay especially hot -- expose more of their bodies to each other as they get more and more excited.
I also agree that music needs to go. It's so much hotter just to listen to the sex than an artificial, cut-rate piece of music laid on top of the action.
Someone said he disliked the performers looking into the camera. For me, it depends on the scene. If there's an illusion of a fourth wall, looking into the camera doesn't make sense. But if it's the kind of video that starts with an interview beforehand and is just about the sex (Sean Cody College Dudes 24/7, Active Duty, etc., etc.), I think looking into the camera is hot. The camera becomes a participant, and it feels like they're getting off on the fact that they're getting me off, and that's a turn-on.
Another thing that turns me off is when the editor skips the undressing. One of the best parts of Christmas is unwrapping the present. So why skip from clothed to naked in a second flat? I want to watch them undress -- or literally rip each other's clothes off, which can make foreplay especially hot -- expose more of their bodies to each other as they get more and more excited.
I also agree that music needs to go. It's so much hotter just to listen to the sex than an artificial, cut-rate piece of music laid on top of the action.
Someone said he disliked the performers looking into the camera. For me, it depends on the scene. If there's an illusion of a fourth wall, looking into the camera doesn't make sense. But if it's the kind of video that starts with an interview beforehand and is just about the sex (Sean Cody College Dudes 24/7, Active Duty, etc., etc.), I think looking into the camera is hot. The camera becomes a participant, and it feels like they're getting off on the fact that they're getting me off, and that's a turn-on.
bluedragon4
JUB Addict
- cock rings
-when guys are moaning but dick not hard
-when guys can't get hard and than all of a sudden at the end they are hard and coming
-the worst is when a guy has brown liquid coming out his ass!!!
-stupid pube shave jobs. A landing strip? Really? lol
-real fem guys. I don't see that 2 much though.
-the word Papi used
-when guys are moaning but dick not hard
-when guys can't get hard and than all of a sudden at the end they are hard and coming
-the worst is when a guy has brown liquid coming out his ass!!!
-stupid pube shave jobs. A landing strip? Really? lol
-real fem guys. I don't see that 2 much though.
-the word Papi used
bankside
JUB 10k Club
rimming.
rimming
perhaps also rimming.
the camera cutting back and forth and back and forth - just let me watch... quit redirecting my attention without my consent.
the predictable formula. glance back and forth in improbable situation. followed by sudden scene change to sucking action with porn soundtrack that came out of nowhere...followed by only one guy fucking the other...followed by pulling out to get the cum shot on camera at the exact time when I would be totally uninterested in pulling out myself.
rimming
perhaps also rimming.
the camera cutting back and forth and back and forth - just let me watch... quit redirecting my attention without my consent.
the predictable formula. glance back and forth in improbable situation. followed by sudden scene change to sucking action with porn soundtrack that came out of nowhere...followed by only one guy fucking the other...followed by pulling out to get the cum shot on camera at the exact time when I would be totally uninterested in pulling out myself.
KindredKian
Porn Star
1.) Guys that don't know how to top. when the bottom screams faster or harder damn it that's what I want to see, not the top going the same speed or slower then before. No hip movement at all. bodies are as stiff as boards.
2.) Lazy Bottoms. Back That Ass Up!!!
3.) Spitting of any kind
4.) twinks
5.) Dicks with thick vains
6.) asses that have bad cases of acne
7.) overstretched assholes
8.) Limp dicks
9.) overused straight guy plots
10.) ugly men
2.) Lazy Bottoms. Back That Ass Up!!!
3.) Spitting of any kind
4.) twinks
5.) Dicks with thick vains
6.) asses that have bad cases of acne
7.) overstretched assholes
8.) Limp dicks
9.) overused straight guy plots
10.) ugly men
bluedragon4
JUB Addict
^^^ I forgot to but ass acne or razor burn. Or if I see a sore or wart or something suspicious, lol.
bigwhiskers65
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oh yeah i forgot about the acne and sores on body parts like asses and dicks.
old ancient men with vericose veins and age spots Yuck.
there are alot of porn videos of so called real men/working men no actors ? there are no actors in porn - your a sexual performer not a dramatic actor - if you watch adult awards and they have all those silly awards for best bottom or best top or best three way , thats not for acting , its for being hot in the scene your doing , you dont see awards in porn for best actor in a supporting role LOL..
the only difference between these stupid real men no actors porn and a studio made porn is the type of men in them and the equipment location in which it is filmed- real men videos are always done with camcorders by one or 2 men and its done independently with men who arent twinks or clones. any porn star who thinks he can act is full of shit- your being paid to have sex - the only acting in porn is when its a bad porn and the guys are not into it and ad libbing the sex.
like moaning alot when your dick is limp .
getting fucked and you look like your about to fall asleep .
attempting to fuck a man and you cant get or stay hard ,,using a Dildo for a bottom who obviously wants a cock not a toy up there. and my favorite nag - the stupid non-sex scenes that go on and on - its a porn not a fucking movie of the week.
other things - unkempt men with hillbilly looks , bad teeth/nails/long fingernails or long toenails and what had to be the worst thing I'd ever seen in porn was a guy fingering another guys ass and in the next scene some of his fingers obviously had shit on them - that grosses me out and made me wanna vomit. like youd think before doing a sex scene youd wanna be clean as hell and use an enema if you know your going to do some anal .. Dirty/raunch is such a turn off to me ,i know some guys like it but man thats nasty
old ancient men with vericose veins and age spots Yuck.
there are alot of porn videos of so called real men/working men no actors ? there are no actors in porn - your a sexual performer not a dramatic actor - if you watch adult awards and they have all those silly awards for best bottom or best top or best three way , thats not for acting , its for being hot in the scene your doing , you dont see awards in porn for best actor in a supporting role LOL..
the only difference between these stupid real men no actors porn and a studio made porn is the type of men in them and the equipment location in which it is filmed- real men videos are always done with camcorders by one or 2 men and its done independently with men who arent twinks or clones. any porn star who thinks he can act is full of shit- your being paid to have sex - the only acting in porn is when its a bad porn and the guys are not into it and ad libbing the sex.
like moaning alot when your dick is limp .
getting fucked and you look like your about to fall asleep .
attempting to fuck a man and you cant get or stay hard ,,using a Dildo for a bottom who obviously wants a cock not a toy up there. and my favorite nag - the stupid non-sex scenes that go on and on - its a porn not a fucking movie of the week.
other things - unkempt men with hillbilly looks , bad teeth/nails/long fingernails or long toenails and what had to be the worst thing I'd ever seen in porn was a guy fingering another guys ass and in the next scene some of his fingers obviously had shit on them - that grosses me out and made me wanna vomit. like youd think before doing a sex scene youd wanna be clean as hell and use an enema if you know your going to do some anal .. Dirty/raunch is such a turn off to me ,i know some guys like it but man thats nasty
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Guys who only want to get their dicks sucked and then fuck.
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Mines would be too much close-ups. When I am watching a bunch of men fucking each other that's what I want to see - their muscular hunky bodies and big dicks - I don't just want to see one shot of a guy's dick going in and out another guys ass. That just gets annoying pretty quick! I want to see more full shots of the guys from head to toe while their fucking!!!
The other thing that gets to me is when two guys starts making out with their clothes on and then suddenly the shot is edited to when they are completely naked and still making out. I want to see the part where they take each other clothes off. This happens a lot in straight porn and when they do show the taking the clothes off part the camera is never focused fully on the guy taking off his clothes. Hate when that happens!!!
The other thing that gets to me is when two guys starts making out with their clothes on and then suddenly the shot is edited to when they are completely naked and still making out. I want to see the part where they take each other clothes off. This happens a lot in straight porn and when they do show the taking the clothes off part the camera is never focused fully on the guy taking off his clothes. Hate when that happens!!!