Zombie Invasion!

[Ram]

If you surround yourself with normal, uninfected CE&P posters and there is a zombie ready for an attack to convert me, with all the foaming at the mouths, unintelligent babble and animalistic aggression surrounding me, the zombie would think his job is already done.

Either that or the zombie won't want to catch what they already have.

 

[TheOscar]

I know for certain Ram, has experience fighting off zombies so he'd survive

DQ would probably mount his Lefty Steed and they'd gallop off to safety.

Oscar you've had plenty of experience escaping the ravenous claws of Bender, so you know how to escape, and Bender would also survive by following you blindly

As for me, I'd wrangle up all my Aussie Jubbers and we'd make a kickass zombie fighting team

Frame of reference as to why Z's shouldn't f# with me

Haha! True. XD


I love your pictures, Taz!

 

[JayHawk]

If you surround yourself with normal, uninfected CE&P posters and there is a zombie ready for an attack to convert me, with all the foaming at the mouths, unintelligent babble and animalistic aggression surrounding me, the zombie would think his job is already done.

Either that or the zombie won't want to catch what they already have.

THAT should be a zombie rule... how creative...

 

[Ram]

Remember Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

That's true. After a zombie apocalypse, you won't see a single poster in the Daddies, Bears, Chasers, etc. forum.

 

[Ram]

Ahhhh you make me think of World WAR Z


Awesome book

This book is absolutely fantastic. From my posts, you can tell I don't read often but this book is worth not being illiterate.

 

[Ram]

Regular posters from the Make Friends - Introductions and Connections are the first to die and eaten alive due to their inability to stop introducing themselves to others, including zombies. Wow, hey there! Woah, are you chewing on my liver? Welcome to JUB! This is a place of caring and sharing... hey that's my brain! Hi! Hello!

 

[Ram]

I know for certain Ram, has experience fighting off zombies so he'd survive

That's true. After one sexual night with Lilbit, you will have all the experience you need to fight the living dead.

As a zombie-killing fan, this thread will enter its 567 page soon and it will be conversations between myself.

 

[Berbenli]

I'd imagine I wouldn't survive very long. I'm always being chased or killed in my dreams in such vivid detail

 

[TheOscar]

I'd imagine I wouldn't survive very long. I'm always being chased or killed in my dreams in such vivid detail

Wow, you should describe some of these dreams. XD They sound...exciting.

 

[Taz]

^ WOW Oscar, got a fetish you aint told us about son? You're looking darker by the day

 

[TheOscar]

^ WOW Oscar, got a fetish you aint told us about son? You're looking darker by the day

Nooo! Haha, I'm just saying the dreams sound exciting! I do not have some murderer fetish, haha!

 

[Berbenli]

Nooo! Haha, I'm just saying the dreams sound exciting! I do not have some murderer fetish, haha!

Constant fear and terror in dreams loses its charm rather quickly. But if biting is your thing. . .

 

[TheOscar]

Constant fear and terror in dreams loses its charm rather quickly. But if biting is your thing. . .

No, it's not my thing!

*shakes fist at Taz* I'll get you for this, and your little penguin too!

 

[Taz]

Hey if you're going after penguins I hear bender likes biting.

 

[JayHawk]

I have been known to nibble... nibbling is nice

 

[TheOscar]

Hey if you're going after penguins I hear bender likes biting.

Hahaha! Yeah, I bet he does. He doesn't want me anymore.

 

[Ram]

Here's the list of JUBbers that will survive and will be in my gang:

1) SLOPPYSECONDS

I will protect SLOPPYSECONDS with my life. From his posts you can tell he is the only one capable of communicating with the mentally incapacitated zombies.

2) Stacy.

Bad-ass female. Killing machine. And if we gay men were forced to repopulated the world with heterosexual sex, and Stacy is in our group and is that female, our conscious would not pressure us anymore after we have taken a good look at her.

3) Taz.

Probably kills zombie as well as I do. Plus I need a romantic interest in my life.

4) KaraBulut.

Knows a lot of medical stuff. And I've always wondered what he looks like.

5) Absolut.

If you don't know Absolut, congratulations. But if you do, then you will know that he will drop his panties for everything. Even for shit he don't need. I have seen him barter off his virginity for a cookie. In all zombie movies, there is always a slut in the group and since I will be busy killing zombies, Absolut will have to take up that role. I like his ability to fuck indiscriminately. His ass for free canned food. We may have food for the rest of our lives.

6) Looseypussyliam

There is always a sarcastic, alcoholic, no-good, son of a bitch that ruins everything with his consistent whining and fucks every plan up royally. Oh and I need target practice.

7) Lilbit.

In a dire situation, shove Lilbit in front and run.

8) Any black jubber will do.

There is always time to be politically correct in an apocalypse.

 

[rareboy]

The reactionary right wingers would be the first to go.

Some are already intellectual zombies.

 

[Taz]

Here's the list of JUBbers that will survive and will be in my gang:

1) SLOPPYSECONDS

I will protect SLOPPYSECONDS with my life. From his posts you can tell he is the only one capable of communicating with the mentally incapacitated zombies.

2) Stacy.

Bad-ass female. Killing machine. And if we gay men were forced to repopulated the world with heterosexual sex, and Stacy is in our group and is that female, our conscious would not pressure us anymore after we have taken a good look at her.

3) Taz.

Probably kills zombie as well as I do. Plus I need a romantic interest in my life.

4) KaraBulut.

Knows a lot of medical stuff. And I've always wondered what he looks like.

5) Absolut.

If you don't know Absolut, congratulations. But if you do, then you will know that he will drop his panties for everything. Even for shit he don't need. I have seen him barter off his virginity for a cookie. In all zombie movies, there is always a slut in the group and since I will be busy killing zombies, Absolut will have to take up that role. I like his ability to fuck indiscriminately. His ass for free canned food. We may have food for the rest of our lives.

6) Looseypussyliam

There is always a sarcastic, alcoholic, no-good, son of a bitch that ruins everything with his consistent whining and fucks every plan up royally. Oh and I need target practice.

7) Lilbit.

In a dire situation, shove Lilbit in front and run.

8) Any black jubber will do.

There is always time to be politically correct in an apocalypse.

F#$king gold

 

[Absolut]

Absolut.

If you don't know Absolut, congratulations. But if you do, then you will know that he will drop his panties for everything. Even for shit he don't need. I have seen him barter off his virginity for a cookie. In all zombie movies, there is always a slut in the group and since I will be busy killing zombies, Absolut will have to take up that role. I like his ability to fuck indiscriminately. His ass for free canned food. We may have food for the rest of our lives.

I fail to see how this is a bad thing in a zombiepocalypse...

Duh. It's the food chain.