Top and poop on my dick

[RukkuS]

So, I am still extremely new to the whole gay sex scene and I've recently encountered some very unpleasant surprises along the way. I haven't decided to experiment with the whole "bottoming" position yet, so instead I prefer to top. I've had sex with three different guys so far (safe of course) and each and every time, I've had a problem with shit on my dick. Some instances worse than others. The first time i topped, the guy literally took a baby shit on me The second guy, midway through the sex, I look down and see poop on the condom, and the third guy there was just a strong odor and a brownish color on the condom. All of these guys have been out for years and have had plenty of experience with gay sex, so one would assume that at least one of these three men would be clean and prepared, right? Is this something that normally happens during sex or do I just have really bad luck? Not only is it gross, but the odor is unbearable and one time it even got on my bed sheets. It has stopped the sex each time because how am I supposed to continue going at it when I can see and smell shit? I've learned to move the sex to the shower which has turned out to be awesome but i'd the reason for the shower to be cleaning off the sweat and cum off our bodies, not rushing to the bathroom to clean the shit off my dick.

So basically, is this normal or do I just have really bad luck? I have fairly high standards, so these guys aren't some random slobs, they take care of themselves....or so i thought. It's irritating, gross, and unsanitary for this to happen during sex and it's beginning to turn me off to the entire idea of gay sex. Does anybody else have these issues?

 

[Rex]

Disgusting...

First of all, the guys who you are fucking should be cleaning their ass out with water. I think it's called douching.

I could never f*ck a guy unless I knew it was completely clean and no chance of getting shit on my dick. That would be a huge turn off for me and make me never want to fuck that person again.

 

[pumpyt]

shit happens


sorry couldn't help myself

 

[racer2438]

they should be prepared. they need to clean them self. Next time tell them if they are not clean(if there is a next)
if they are not clean that there will be not fucking.
You watch how quickly there learn to clean them self...

that is uncalled for.

 

[nbzoot]

You know, I've recently had a bout with this unfortunate situation myself, and I hate to say it is a COMPLETE mood killer. I mean, I'm not that confident of a top, anyway--I have a big dick, so it seems like it's expected of me, and bottoming for me has always fucking hurt. So what else am I going to do?

But topping is so much to deal with--there's the condom, and the lube, and the being able to stay hard inside the condom, and the being nearly insensate with a condom on (tried several different types--don't feel much through ANY of them). And then, after all of that, I strike oil.

I think I can deal with everything but that last part and still enjoy it somewhat--I like that I can get a guy off, even if it's not as pleasurable for me. Once that happens, though, I'm done.

My problem is that I just can't think of any way to broach the subject with a partner either before OR after in a delicate manner. All I can think to ask is something generic like, "are you ready for me?" and if the answer is yes, ask, "are you suuuure?" with a quizzical look. Even then, he'll probably think I'm asking if he's lubed/relaxed; and if he does get the hint, there's the chance that he'll be offended.

Sometimes I really wish I enjoyed boobies and pussy.

 

[nbzoot]

Next time that shit (no pun) happens, slap the bottom in the back of the head and tell him that shit is nasty. I guarantee it won't happen again.

Which is kind of the problem, isn't it? If someone were to do that to me, he'd have more to worry about than poop on his dick. And he'd certainly never get laid again by me.

 

[nbzoot]

Apparently if you put some lube in the (ribbed especially) condom then you'll feel something.

Doesn't work for me. I precum a lot, and adding lube--well, it just gets too slippery inside. Makes it less pleasurable and makes it more likely the condom will slide off.

 

[KaraBulut]

Some here say the bottom has to prep=douche, but many have been saying that douching is not healthy, and that only "healthy diet, and a dump" will do the magic. I'm not so convinced on this advice. So will there ever be a damn clear answer on this issue?

There are a few topics where there are such strong opinions that it is difficult to get an answer.

The "middle-of-the-road" answer is that most of the time, douching isn't necessary. Most of these accidents happen because there is stool in the rectum. Stool isn't just sitting there waiting to come out all of the time. In a person with normal bowel function, stool collects on the right side of the large intestine. When you feel like you need to need to take a dump, it's because the stool has moved to the left side where the large intestine connects to your rectum.

In cases where you've had a big meal or you don't have a enough fiber in your diet, it is possible that you will have stool in your rectum. If you get fucked at this time, you can have some leakage or your partner can get shit on your dick. But most of the time, the stuff that gets on your condom is mucus not stool.

In most instances, taking a dump, showering and cleaning with a washcloth is usually enough get you clean.

However, if you are really stressed out about the topic, then douche. It's a lot more practical to run all the water up your ass that you need get over that fear of poop so that you can enjoy a good fucking.

Sex can be a messy business but it's supposed to be fun.

Sometimes I really wish I enjoyed boobies and pussy.

You've never fucked a girl on her period, have you?

 

[gmoney]

Ooh, no way!

If I'm the bottom (which I frequently am), I would be so embarrassed if my ass wasn't clean and odor-free for the guy with me.

I know all about the stories saying it's not healthy to douche. It's not like I do it every day!

If anything spontaneous happens, then there will be no anal sex. There are plenty other ways to enjoy another man!

I love this product:

http://dynadouche.com/

And no, my shower doesn't get all messy with shit. I use the commode first! This is just finishing what nature leaves behind.

 

[sentirpromesas]

c'mon! ur sticking ur dick in someone's ass! what do u expect? its like sticking ur cock in someone's mouth and telling them there better not be any slobber on it...yes, shit is gross...but ur sticking ur dick in an ass! it's part of the territory.

douching leads to irritation of the rectal membrane...this irritation, in the unlikely chance of a condom rupture, would welcome any disease in the semen.

Bottoms, protect yourselves. Douching really is UNNECESSARY. If your top is trippin about shit, then I think you need another top.

 

[jackry]

Dynadouche..... i get it. Great for men, great for woman. It can be used by couples. Up looks like a great product. But what the hell was with the guy/ with a cow boy hat and a stuffed bunny. I thought i was the only one that had the MR.B plushie fantasy.

 

[daddy kaine]

Who cares if you're putting your dick in an ass. Shit is a turn off to most and is unsanitary. It's not hard to take a dump and a shower before hand. I'm pretty versatile but when I plan on being the bottom, I dump, shower, and finger to make sure. It's really inconsiderate not to and if it ever happened to me, I would either throw them out or leave immediately.

 

[KaraBulut]

Sometimes I really wish I enjoyed boobies and pussy.

You've never fucked a girl on her period, have you?

Pulling your dick out of a vajayjay and it looking like a vampire blew you is no picnic either!

Been to that picnic.

 

[igamenir]

..... there is no excuse why you can't take 3 minutes to clean everything up and out! lol

3 minutes? sometimes it takes me 30 minutes and the water still dont goes out clean Am i doing something wrong or .... maybe i'm cleaning too deep...

Anyway, when i know there's going to be the sex, both should be prepared - showers, shaved, bottom cleaned from inside.. but it happens that a guy just come to chat with me and drink some spirits and we end fucking and in that case i dont really care about a bit of shit. I would mind having it directly on my dick, but having condom on, it's no problem.

 

[KaraBulut]

3 minutes? sometimes it takes me 30 minutes and the water still dont goes out clean Am i doing something wrong or .... maybe i'm cleaning too deep...

You've discovered one of the problems with douching- it can actually stimulate the bowel and can make the situation worse. If you want to continue to douche, you might want to try a smaller volume of water.

 

[Telstra]

"Dynadouche"

shouldn't this product be available in any plumbing store ?

 

[torontoguy22]

In my modest experience with douching, I found that it brought out stuff that wasn't ready to come out in the first place. I frequently bottom, and it's rare that I have a situation like that described above. In general, since I don't agree that douching is required for anal sex, I make sure I'm empty (ie. that I don't have to use the toilet) and I wash with soap and water. Also, I like to stick a finger inside to get it as clean as possible. Beyond that, I don't think douching is necessary.

 

[ckyb2]

Eww. The poop situation is a major turn off. I wouldn't be able to look at the person the same.

 

[Telstra]

quote:
"In fact it's rare that I'm completely clean even after going to the bathroom"

so porn stars lick asses also lick abit of poo !!!!
I still think anal hole isn't a sex organ.

 

[ephram314]

Never tried douching before. Read some horror stories about it, and decided not to try.

Sounds like your guys aren't getting enough fiber in their diets, which is probably true of most people. This may sound strange, but I'd suggest Metamusil. I drink a glass everyday at breakfast, and I can pretty much eat whatever I want and not have issues. I find it a heck of a lot easier than trying to get the outrageous amount of fiber that's suggested.

Other than that, just make sure they've taken a poop recently, cleaned the outside well, and tried a tester finger. Most guys with some experience will also know if it's a good or bad time for them. If there are still issues, well, your ass is for shitting, get over it. Keep a towel nearby, and if you get turned off, stop, clean up and do something else. There's more to gay sex than anal.