Top and poop on my dick

[PhunkSpunk]

daily psyllium supplements are also highly protective against colorectal cancer and diverticulitis. chelates all the nasty stuff out of you.

 

[MissAnne]

Lotta dudes here seem to be dissin on the Bottoms...

OK, when I was fuckin pussy, my dick usually came out smelling like a cunt. And, some real special times, I was somewhere into her cycle, if you get my drift...Yeah, sometimes girls have their own little surprises, too! The bitches I knew were hella horney then. Course, some of em were real careful about it, but... Usually best not to going running to the bathroom screaming, "get it off me!".....if you ever want back in.

Personally, though not into scat per se, if it happens I don't see it as a deal breaker, or a big deal at all. The other night I was topping this guy....it was an unanticipated reversal of what was planned. So, I am way into this dudes butthole, and become aware after about 10 mins of pounding him in different positions, that there is prolly some scat in the mix....BUTT....I keep goin for another 10 and accomplish my mission. It was kinda messy.....He was so apologetic, embarassed, whatever. Fortunately, i can still use soap and water and came away undamaged, which I believe is what tops should do.

So I have bottomed, well, ALOT. You try to be "fresh", OK...Again, if you fuck a boy in the asshole, well? Shit doesn't make the bottom "dirty" or ignorant of hygiene, etc. It can be very unpredicable. Being spontaneous is a crap shoot, as well (ouch!) cuz I picked up a HUNG stud one time after work totally unexpectedly.
He fucked me for an hour or more with no foulness, which I appreciated, goin down on him ATM..

Had this one guy who was a hella hot fuck. The best...woof. He was a complete freak about a shit free world. He would get up in midstroke go take a shower and leave if anything remotely suggestive of that happened. Finally, because our encounters were always planned ...I would douche to clear water output and then repeat in 90 minutes. Then I would put my 7" anal probe up my ass, held in place by its bulbous head. Yeah, kinda like walkin around with a tail and greet him that way...So as foreplay he would plow me with the probe, and when it came out clean, we were good, If not...I got one more shot at the douche bag and this is how I came clean...and came again and again with this stud.

stopped reading after that

 

[datnjboynva]

^That name is awesome. Dynadouche. I'ma tell my friend "You need to Dynadouche!"

 

[Stevieglw]

Having been mostly a top in my gay sex career so far, the 'shit on a dick' thing has happened a few times. One time which I actually look back on and laugh, I was banging away at my fuck buddy's hole and as I came out of his ass, so did a nice little pit of poop which landed on the bed. The poor guy was mortified, but I just told him, hey its ok, just stay there and I got some toilet paper and dealt with it. I have a kid and dealt with the whole baby changing thing, so it wasn't that big a deal. We got the bed sheet changed and I gave the guy lots of cuddles and reassurance.

Really, some guys need to get a grip in this thread and realise the type of hole that they're sliding their cock into.

 

[LiveForLove]

This thread is so funny. What do y'all expect when you're fucking a hole that shit comes out of?

 

[AllMan]

I found this thread after doing a search for fiber in diet. After reading this post, it seems you guys (or most of you, anyway) are really immature and closed-minded, IMO. As said before, YOU ARE STICKING YOUR DICK IN AN ASS---WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, lavender and vanilla?? While it's not a desirable sight/smell to be completely covered in shit, it's natural to sometimes have shit in your rectum (bottoms) and sometimes on your cock (tops). It is just NATURE, and comes with the territory of gay sex. If you are that immature and/or turned off, then maybe you should go to fucking pussies. Now which one do you [gay guys] think is nastier--->shitty dick or pussy?

It's like saying "I hate when I fuck a pussy and get vaginal fluids on my cock" or "I hate when I work on my car and get oil on my hands" or "I hate when I work in the yard and get soil under my fingernails". WTF guys...let's grow up a little, and stop whining about it! I don't like when it happens to my dick either but, at the same time, I don't go running around like a little kid all upset and ready to kick the guy out or vomit or whine about it.

Tell your partner your expectations about cleanliness beforehand and that should solve your problems; it's not an embarrassing or odd topic---it's reality and I consider it mature, bring it up at the same time as the conversation of "what's your HIV status?"---nothing wrong with asking. You don't ask, you don't know---so you can't expect or assume your partner likes it clean or knows how to clean (and even if he does clean---the body is unpredictable, and nothing is ever 100%). I always double check that my bottoms are cleaned out and have fresh breath---those are two of four standard questions before sex; if they are that immature/insecure to get offended, then I don't need to deal with them anyway, and I move on to the next! SHIT HAPPENS (pun intended)---especially for those of you "club whores" who have spur-of-the-moment random sex with the anonymous guy you just met at the bar 30 minutes ago, and no time to prepare.