Top and poop on my dick

[3nipples]

What in the world are you doing that takes you an hour?

 

[NewGuy03]

Def unprepared, I'm a bottom and this thread has helped me out a lot. Thanks

 

[tylerboi]

Id say this is fairly common from topping guys and it goes with the territory no matter what prep you do esp if your fucking deep. Usually when it happens when I'm fucking a guy i shortly there after start filling the condom with cum

 

[1o1dcoD]

disgusting.

but i have to be honest, im a bottom and it's happened to be before when i was 19. but then i learned about enemas and douches.

just use a shower head and clean that butt everytime you shower. then you wont have any problems.

also some eating habits help keep your colon clean:

1. eat lots of fiber.
2. avoid coffee and red meat. they make your colon dirty.
3. eat more natural foods and less fake food, think of things that grow in nature instead of produced in a lab.

 

[EwanSF]

I always find it funny hearing of guys being genuinely shocked by this. What do you think it is that you're sticking your dick into? For fuck sake, calm down. It's unpleasent, yes, but it will happen from time to time.

As far as douching goes, I've never heard anything to genuinely convince me it's unhealthy. You need to leave it at least an hour between doing it and fucking though, to allow your rectum to regain it mucus lining, otherwise you may cause some damage.

As I said though, chill out. I've talked to guys that get down on themselves because this happens from time to time. Start thinking that maybe they really are perverted, all that self-loathing nonsense. Like the breeders have it any better! I've fucked women, so I know cunts can look like a badly-packed kebab at the best of times. And considering what passes through them, piss, people....not to mention fuckin' periods, that deluge of blood and necrotic cunt mulch. No thanks.

Fact is, human sexuality, gay or straight, is fucking disgusting. That's not to say that it isn't amazing and that it shouldn't be enjoyed. I think some people look at it in a totaly romanticised way, and when that view is knocked askew to reveal some glaringly obvious truths, they freak out. They shouldn't. Chill the fuck out, and enjoy it.

 

[Angel101]

Tops try and douche! See how it feels! Now imagine having to do that evrytime u wanna fuck! Srsly try it!

 

[Jayden]

From the way read posts Any guys grow up on internet or they all suddenly discover a guys got asshole and cock when they need guy to fuck?
Like Gay guys come prepared to fit into the mind sets of those looking to ( try ) it out?

Go buy blow up Sex Doll maybe they sell them as bottoms or tops or even versatile with coffee machine

I can understand you, lol.

 

[jaap23]

I really think the tops that are judging the bottoms and calling them 'disrespectful' are delusional. I'm a bottom and I always try my best to be as clean as(s) possible, but sometimes things go wrong. It would be respectful if the top could handle the situation without making the bottom more embarrased then he already is.

 

[drunkenmoron]

When I topped my bf first thing in the morning I got, urr, dirt on the dom and quickly pulled it off inside out and got rid of it before he had a chance to notice... yeah it weren't nice but I think I must be one of those rare guys who cared more about saving him the embarrassment than possibly getting it on my hand or whatever

He's generally been fine though. Personally I pull off the showerhead and have a proper clear out an hour or so before bottoming so I can be confident it's gonna be alright. Nothing destroys the mood for me more than having to worry him having to deal with that

 

[drunkenmoron]

awww...you're sweet.

I try my best

 

[cocksucker4use]

i have the same problem with condoms ... i feel almost nothing ... therefore find it difficult to stay hard .... does anyone else have this problem?

If you have an ongoing fuck relationship with a bottom, see if he's up for trying a "female" insertable condom....For men, take the ring out when insering (prolly with a dildo). It's like fucking a fleshlight...a responsive fleshlight. Your dick feels alot more, and it takes care of the scat issues for those who can't deal with ass content.

 

[cocksucker4use]

You know, I've recently had a bout with this unfortunate situation myself, and I hate to say it is a COMPLETE mood killer. I mean, I'm not that confident of a top, anyway--I have a big dick, so it seems like it's expected of me, and bottoming for me has always fucking hurt. So what else am I going to do?

But topping is so much to deal with--there's the condom, and the lube, and the being able to stay hard inside the condom, and the being nearly insensate with a condom on (tried several different types--don't feel much through ANY of them). And then, after all of that, I strike oil.

I think I can deal with everything but that last part and still enjoy it somewhat--I like that I can get a guy off, even if it's not as pleasurable for me. Once that happens, though, I'm done.

My problem is that I just can't think of any way to broach the subject with a partner either before OR after in a delicate manner. All I can think to ask is something generic like, "are you ready for me?" and if the answer is yes, ask, "are you suuuure?" with a quizzical look. Even then, he'll probably think I'm asking if he's lubed/relaxed; and if he does get the hint, there's the chance that he'll be offended.

Sometimes I really wish I enjoyed boobies and pussy.

Lotta dudes here seem to be dissin on the Bottoms...

OK, when I was fuckin pussy, my dick usually came out smelling like a cunt. And, some real special times, I was somewhere into her cycle, if you get my drift...Yeah, sometimes girls have their own little surprises, too! The bitches I knew were hella horney then. Course, some of em were real careful about it, but... Usually best not to going running to the bathroom screaming, "get it off me!".....if you ever want back in.

Personally, though not into scat per se, if it happens I don't see it as a deal breaker, or a big deal at all. The other night I was topping this guy....it was an unanticipated reversal of what was planned. So, I am way into this dudes butthole, and become aware after about 10 mins of pounding him in different positions, that there is prolly some scat in the mix....BUTT....I keep goin for another 10 and accomplish my mission. It was kinda messy.....He was so apologetic, embarassed, whatever. Fortunately, i can still use soap and water and came away undamaged, which I believe is what tops should do.

So I have bottomed, well, ALOT. You try to be "fresh", OK...Again, if you fuck a boy in the asshole, well? Shit doesn't make the bottom "dirty" or ignorant of hygiene, etc. It can be very unpredicable. Being spontaneous is a crap shoot, as well (ouch!) cuz I picked up a HUNG stud one time after work totally unexpectedly.
He fucked me for an hour or more with no foulness, which I appreciated, goin down on him ATM..

Had this one guy who was a hella hot fuck. The best...woof. He was a complete freak about a shit free world. He would get up in midstroke go take a shower and leave if anything remotely suggestive of that happened. Finally, because our encounters were always planned ...I would douche to clear water output and then repeat in 90 minutes. Then I would put my 7" anal probe up my ass, held in place by its bulbous head. Yeah, kinda like walkin around with a tail and greet him that way...So as foreplay he would plow me with the probe, and when it came out clean, we were good, If not...I got one more shot at the douche bag and this is how I came clean...and came again and again with this stud.

 

[Darted]

They could have been way cleaner, all it takes is an enema. Was the anal sex 'planned ahead'?

 

[cocksucker4use]

They could have been way cleaner, all it takes is an enema. Was the anal sex 'planned ahead'?

Hey Darted....un, yeah. The anal sex was the point of our relationship...basically me bottoming, suckin him and then gettin fucked in the ass with his Rican cock...

 

[Sam-I-Am]

Fiber Helps Avoid Anal

I posted this on another thread but share it here.

For background, I am a straight, bi-curious, gay friendly, married male. I have never had consentual anal intercourse but love anal stimulation by my female partner so cleanliness is important.

I had my gallbladder removed due to stones. After that, the texture of by feces changed. I had trouble keeping clean due to fecal retention (rectum not fully emptying). I went to a colo-rectal surgeon who advised me to use Konsyl, a high quantity psyllium fiber supplement.

Since then, I completely empty my rectum and no residue. It comes out so clean a roll of TP will last a month. I used to use a bulb syringe to clean out.

I cannot help but believe that this would help a guy keep cleaned out for sex. I eat a high fiber diet but without the supplement is was not enough.

Doesn't hurt to try it. Safer in the long rum than douching. The surgeon told me to use psyllium instead of citrus based supplements. The former adds bulk and the latter mostly moisture.

 

[RaKroma]

Re: Fiber Helps Avoid Anal

I posted this on another thread but share it here.

For background, I am a straight, bi-curious, gay friendly, married male. I have never had consentual anal intercourse but love anal stimulation by my female partner so cleanliness is important.

I had my gallbladder removed due to stones. After that, the texture of by feces changed. I had trouble keeping clean due to fecal retention (rectum not fully emptying). I went to a colo-rectal surgeon who advised me to use Konsyl, a high quantity psyllium fiber supplement.

Since then, I completely empty my rectum and no residue. It comes out so clean a roll of TP will last a month. I used to use a bulb syringe to clean out.

I cannot help but believe that this would help a guy keep cleaned out for sex. I eat a high fiber diet but without the supplement is was not enough.

Doesn't hurt to try it. Safer in the long rum than douching. The surgeon told me to use psyllium instead of citrus based supplements. The former adds bulk and the latter mostly moisture.

I tried Konsyl fiber supplement and my problem with it is the lack of flavor and its gel like texture. I gagged trying to swallow it all. It has a nasty texture! I mixed a teaspoon into warm plain water and it turns into applesauce consistency, but absolutely no taste. It's like drinking thick gel or something. I thought no taste is a good thing, but holly hell.... I tried adding more water than a cup, but still struggling to get used to that texture.

 

[Sam-I-Am]

Re: Fiber Helps Avoid Anal

I tried Konsyl fiber supplement and my problem with it is the lack of flavor and its gel like texture. I gagged trying to swallow it all. It has a nasty texture! I mixed a teaspoon into warm plain water and it turns into applesauce consistency, but absolutely no taste. It's like drinking thick gel or something. I thought no taste is a good thing, but holly hell.... I tried adding more water than a cup, but still struggling to get used to that texture.

1. Warm water is a no-no.
2. 1 tsp to 8 oz of water.
3. Use OJ or add flavoring to the water. Real easy with all the flavor enhancers available.
4, None of the above? Use the tablets.

 

[JustaBoy44]

I'm going to be bottoming soon for the first time and I don't want to be in this situation. Without douching, what's the best way to get rid of the poop (and make sure it's not there)? Thanks.

 

[RaKroma]

I'm going to be bottoming soon for the first time and I don't want to be in this situation. Without douching, what's the best way to get rid of the poop (and make sure it's not there)? Thanks.

You're joking right? There is a mega sticky thread about this subject, and then there are tips in this thread. READ, READ, READ! Basically eat healthy with a high fiber diet, and use fiber supplements. (some might suggest laxatives but I don't think it's good idea.) If diet change and high fiber intake doesn't solve the issue, no choice but to douche.

 

[Blkfreak]

Ooh, no way!

If I'm the bottom (which I frequently am), I would be so embarrassed if my ass wasn't clean and odor-free for the guy with me.

I know all about the stories saying it's not healthy to douche. It's not like I do it every day!

If anything spontaneous happens, then there will be no anal sex. There are plenty other ways to enjoy another man!

I love this product:

http://dynadouche.com/

And no, my shower doesn't get all messy with shit. I use the commode first! This is just finishing what nature leaves behind.

I have a dyna-douche. It works. My experience has been when I use it, I'm not getting fucked. Something happens that leads to all that work going to waste. If I'm really horny, I never have to worry about it. It surprises me but generally no mess.
I do try to make sure I take a dump, especially before heading out on the weekend. My general time to go is in the morning.
When I was in a relationship, there was rarely any mess. We could also be spontaneous and not worry.