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Top and poop on my dick
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Health food stores often have dehydrated vegetable pills that contain broccli/alphalpha and a bunch of other green vegetables. My doc recently had me taking this with my multivitamin and it made a huge difference, not to get to graphic but now I just sit and it all comes out very easy and I'm pretty empty down there now. I'd suggest this route, cause it will also be good for your overall health. Your never going to be able to eat all the fiber you need to eat unless you start eating broccli at every meal. If your eating well then I have hard time believing anything is still up in there after a dump.
How can douching be good for you to do that often? and how damn inconvienent?
How can douching be good for you to do that often? and how damn inconvienent?
torontoguy22
Sex God
Yes, eat lots of fibre. It'll add bulk to your stool. If you're poop is all in bits and pieces, it probably means you need more fibre. As a result, you might never be "fully" empty after a bowel movement. The solid type of poops are most rewarding!
Nasty but true.
Nasty but true.
gay boy 123
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I'm a virgin so i have no experience with shit in other guy's asses.
Well, thank you for the excellent contribution to this thread!
Christ...
I'm going to be blunt. Anyone replying saying us tops need to lighten up, you're fucking nasty. To the original poster, um, you're having REALLY bad luck. I've had plenty of anal sex (topping) and have had a tiny bit of shit on the tip of a condom maybe TWICE, and that was with a boyfriend when we would be fucking all the time. Bottoms: either prepare, or if it is spontaneous, don't. fucking. bottom. We don't like having shit on our cocks. That's gross.
Thanks,
Tops
A rose is still a rose by any other name.....and so is an asshole.
There are ways to "prevent" this from happening as can be foung on the Health and Wellness Forums.
It is a fact that if you indeed "Douch" too much, your body will become dependant on it (even it is just water). So you will need to douch everything.
Also common sense says don't have intercourse when you have to use the restroom.(but that is the bottoms responsibility)
It is an unpleasant suprise and i asure you that the bottom is just as embarassed at the top.
A little tip for you may be to have a dark towl to wipe yourself off on or to take the condom off with to help remove the "Ick' Factor
There are ways to "prevent" this from happening as can be foung on the Health and Wellness Forums.
It is a fact that if you indeed "Douch" too much, your body will become dependant on it (even it is just water). So you will need to douch everything.
Also common sense says don't have intercourse when you have to use the restroom.(but that is the bottoms responsibility)
It is an unpleasant suprise and i asure you that the bottom is just as embarassed at the top.
A little tip for you may be to have a dark towl to wipe yourself off on or to take the condom off with to help remove the "Ick' Factor
mbamike
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I am a bottom. I douche and shower before sex. I figure if my guy is going to rim my ass and fuck me to orgasm, then I can at least have the courtesy to be clean for him, inside and out.
I have read the information on how to "be clean" without douching. I have practiced this technique with dildos. I still find shit. I may not be getting enough fiber, but I still find shit.
So, until I learn of a better way of cleaning myself for my guy, I will continue to douche. I figure that I owe him that must respect.
You may want to check out this link for more information.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
One more thing, just found this on Webmd.com
"Bulking agents, such as bran or psyllium (found in Metamucil, for example) ease constipation by increasing the volume of stool and making it easier to pass. Regular use of bulking agents is safe and helps make them more effective."
I have read the information on how to "be clean" without douching. I have practiced this technique with dildos. I still find shit. I may not be getting enough fiber, but I still find shit.
So, until I learn of a better way of cleaning myself for my guy, I will continue to douche. I figure that I owe him that must respect.
You may want to check out this link for more information.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
One more thing, just found this on Webmd.com
"Bulking agents, such as bran or psyllium (found in Metamucil, for example) ease constipation by increasing the volume of stool and making it easier to pass. Regular use of bulking agents is safe and helps make them more effective."
balls2thawall
Virgin
This thread reminded me of a thing i experienced; i was at a bar, met this guy, really really cute. I took him home we were both pretty drunk. I still wore a condom. He was riding my dick, we were having great sex, all of a sudden It felt warm and smelled so horrible! I looked at him and he was like, just go with it papi just go with it. I did about two more thrusts, I pulled out and he hershey squirted all over me, my bed, sheets and everything it was the worst experience of my life!! I look back now and I laugh, it cost me a bed new sheets! I told my friends about it, now everytime something nasty comes up in a conversation they just tell me "just go with it, just go with it" when i walked out of the shower he was passed out in a puddle of crap. I went to the other bedroom and passed out. The next morning I heard him running around he took some of my clothes, left a I'm sorry note and doesnt say hi to me anymore lol! shouldnt I be the one thats pissed off?!?
I love it! Funny story!
inlovewithblair
Porn Star
UGH! GROSS!
danniflava
Slut
danniflava
Slut
My overweight ex-friend with a mustache and stinky vagina giving me head helps my appetite better than this fucking thread.
i wanna fuck, but sure as hell ain't gon' be no chocolatey goodness coming out of my netherregions. bun dat lip gloss.
i wanna fuck, but sure as hell ain't gon' be no chocolatey goodness coming out of my netherregions. bun dat lip gloss.
danniflava
Slut
danniflava
Slut
I can't believe that bottom had the nerve to tell you to "go with it" while he was using your bed as a public fucking washroom! I wouldn't be surprised if he pissed in your cheerios and spat in your fish tank!
SLOPPYSECONDS
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From the way read posts Any guys grow up on internet or they all suddenly discover a guys got asshole and cock when they need guy to fuck?
Like Gay guys come prepared to fit into the mind sets of those looking to ( try ) it out?
Go buy blow up Real Doll maybe they sell them as bottoms or tops or even versatile with coffee machine
Like Gay guys come prepared to fit into the mind sets of those looking to ( try ) it out?
Go buy blow up Real Doll maybe they sell them as bottoms or tops or even versatile with coffee machine
ericwhitney
On the Prowl
bottoms - don't mess with your intestinal chemistry with daily douching. occasionally, OK. instead, eat fiber and drink plenty of water and you won't have shit in your rectum for quite a while after you dump. washcloth and finger check are all you need
if your stools are loose because of something out of the ordinary (you're sick, just feasted at Hurry Curry or Mexican Mama's, or drank 5,000 cosmopolitans the night before), it's likely there will be shit in your rectum shortly after you dump. even douching is not going to change that.
tops - get used to having shit on your dick every now and then. if it REALLY bugs you, talk to your lover about it so he knows to give you the heads up.
as with all things, direct, tactful communication is the way to go on this
if your stools are loose because of something out of the ordinary (you're sick, just feasted at Hurry Curry or Mexican Mama's, or drank 5,000 cosmopolitans the night before), it's likely there will be shit in your rectum shortly after you dump. even douching is not going to change that.
tops - get used to having shit on your dick every now and then. if it REALLY bugs you, talk to your lover about it so he knows to give you the heads up.
as with all things, direct, tactful communication is the way to go on this