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A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

Slumping to all time lows, are we?
Accusing me of being unqualified for the position?

This is a cooperative education organization.
We are ALL students AND teachers.

And somewhere in between, we all become much more enriched in our lives as a result.

You were just an enthusiastic "student" who liked volunteering for the visual aid portions of our program - all the hands on demonstrations.

Now, go hug the bunny.
 
Just remember, Archie has more teeth in his bite than Lefty.

He's more into gumming you to death - or ecstasy as the case may be.

I could put you out of your misery, but it's his to do with as he sees fit.


Gotta live by some rules - fractured and fractious though they may sometimes be.
 
When Lefty likes someone....they get special attention and 'warnings'.

They are also eligible for the Teasing Program. As far as gumming goes,

well some of us know how to do the boot scooting nibble and not cause the

fanged incident occurrence rate to rise....just heart beats sweat and bliss...|
 
Lefty said:
As far as gumming goes, well some of us know how to do the boot scooting nibble and not cause the fanged incident occurrence rate to rise....just heart beats sweat and bliss...|
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Lefty,
The sad difference is, you have to have teeth in order to raise the possibility of the "fanged incident"; as long as you take out your dentures, you're in the clear!

:p
 
Bite me dear.

It's ok, I can loan you the money for your poli-grip fix.

Won't even charge you any more interest than I show you.


(*8*):twisted:(*8*)
 
Lefty,
You DO know that I'm a Leo, right?
Incisors.
Sharp Incisors.

Then, again, I can always have it stuffed to put on display in my trophy case.
(*8*)
 
Well Lea, um Leo

I am a Cancer

and can pinch off more

than just a piece of your ass.:badgrin:
 
I think Dynk has a "hot tub" with your name on it.
Soft-Shelled, all Lump Meat, lol.
 
No,

it isn't likely that dynk and I will share a hot tub any time soon.

Our preferences in temps and a few other things are rather ...

well different. You could say his cup of tea isn't my cup of coffee.
 
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie.....

I am trying to be tactful here.


dynk and some few others are hyper-allergic to this crusty

old crab......lets leave them to their baked beans or whatever.

My god...2 months 13 days and some hours without a cigarette.

And I haven't killed one person yet. amazing.
 
4 years, 3 months, 27 days since I last quit.
Of course, this last time, I was smoking Black and Mild.

I'd quit back in '86, then picked it back up a decade later.

I understood your tune, my beloved word goon.
I only play the buffoon and act the loon.

As my Tag Line say,
I'm an Incorrigible Romantic,
and trying to mend fences, is part of my antic.
 
Waste of Antic

Don't be frantic

Need less wear and tear.

And they just don't care.

-------you see the nice remarks Auto, Tzu and even Chaz threw me in
the gay writing class?uh, I mean forum.(!)
 
Stories, same forum as the POIMES

:=D:#-o:=D:
 
Ok, gang, here's an novel treat for you.
I thought it unusual enough, and perhaps "Fractured Fairy Tale" enough to post here, instead of one of our other haunts.

Besides, I'd hate to see Hairy Gnome fade off to ignominy.

Here is a 4 minute video of a rather interesting (side?) performance at Carnegie Hall. I do believe it would do our lonesome cowpoke of an earlier tale proud.

http://www.wimp.com/harmonicacarnegie/


Now that you've watched, and gone from ready to ridicule to spellbound and toe tappin', here's a little more information my e-mail source (no, not THAT one, one of the other ones) provided me:



Not only is this astounding musicianship, but I have read this fellow refers to his harmonica playing as "just some bar tricks." You may not know he is a song writer and his best known song is the modern Christmas Classic, "Mary, Did You Know?"
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivxf3q-k6ds[/ame]
 
DonQuixote said:
Which forum is that, oh Lefty, dear?
Gay writing forum?
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[-XWe prefer to call it the Alternative Lifestyle writing forum now! We took a vote at last Tuesday's counsel meeting slash wine and cheese tasting.

It's okay Donny:kiss: you couldn't have known sweetheart...And I found a new brie that's to die for!:rolleyes:

DonQuixote said:
Ok, gang, here's an novel treat for you.
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not another Stephen King novel I hope! You read one insane rant of an unstable sociopath -- you've read them all!:cool:
 
Tzu,
Here I thought that YOU, of all people here, would enjoy the concert at Carnegie Hall.
 
Alternative Lifestyle Writing Forum???????

Whats up with that?????????????????

Guess I will have to seek an alternative

or a life......
 
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