A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

[DonQuixote]

Chaz,
Is your "confusion" about post# 303, or 308/9?

#303. Given your recent "tasting" event, I'd heard you cut quite the rug.

 

[DonQuixote]

A donation from our very own eJ M . . .

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

In days of old,
When Knights were bold,
and Rubbers weren't invented,

Men wrapped their socks
around their cocks
and babies were prevented.

(Just thought I'd stay in keeping w/ eJ's theme for the morning.)

there's a place o'er in France
where guys don't wear 'ny pants
most folks stop and stare
these dudes are hung like bears
in the waters and on land
you'll find a cock in every hand

 

[Lefty]

Whilst I of all people understand
the concept behind poetic license

We need to have someone explain
to sweet innocent little tzu tzu that
'bears' are disproportionately small
genitalia wise ... tiny in fact.

 

[DonQuixote]

Spoil sport.

Go with the "flow" Leftykins.

 

[Lefty]

akrisee is a phundeemental uv jurnulism

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Whilst I of all people understand
the concept behind poetic license

We need to have someone explain
to sweet innocent little tzu tzu that
'bears' are disproportionately small
genitalia wise ... tiny in fact.

I know it! but "these dudes are hung like Lefty's horse" didn't rhyme with "stare"


I'z tryna be akrit ferfucksake!

 

[Lefty]

the dudes are hung and they're

in the water and on the land

thus you'll find a cock in every hand


better eh?....neh?

stare and bears don't work together.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^*swoon*see? that's why you're the master and I'm just the student^

But hey, I saw Garrison Keillor on CPAN2 last night and he's so brilliant. One of the finest story-tellers alive today imho

at the end he was taking questions and a lady took the mike and said, "I've been to your [such and such] show the last four years..." and without missing a beat Garrison said, "Oh, where were you sitting?" hehehehe I LOVE THAT GUY!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Oh, and I haven't congratulated you on your 20,000 post milestone Monsieur Lefty. That's awesome, and I wish you the best for 20,000 more sir...
**cheers my friend**

 

[EJMichaels]

^ What he said, more or less.

And where was I? How did I miss that?

 

[Lefty]

Thanks guys...

Tzu...how about we see more of you?

"eJ", you didn't miss, you were just a bit delayed recovering from the
stress of scoring that first GRAND. That is the hard one, then one day
you wake up a lousy but fast big mouth typist like me.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty, did I miss 20K, or did I already congratulate.
And, eJ, How did I miss your 1K?

These holiday banter sessions in and out - time (and posts) fly by.

Hi, Tzu, good still seeing you!
Any more painted parts pics on the posting front?

 

[EJMichaels]

. . .and, eJ, How did I miss your 1K?. . .

Don't know, but it's not too late to visit my 1000th post special thread. The first part might not appeal to you, but post #12 might. http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=329376

 

[DonQuixote]

Subject: 1970 - 2010

This should be viewed only by those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...

1970 : Long hair
2010 : Longing for hair

1970 : KEG
2010 : EKG


1970 : Acid rock
2010 : Acid reflux


1970 : Moving to California because it's cool
2010 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm


1970 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2010 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


1970 : Seeds and stems
2010 : Roughage


1970 : Hoping for a BMW
2010 : Hoping for a BM


1970 : Going to a new, hip joint
2010 : Receiving a new hip joint


1970 : Rolling Stones
2010 : Kidney Stones


1970 : Screw the system
2010 : Upgrade the system


1970 : Disco
2010 : Costco


1970 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2010 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved


1970 : Passing the drivers' test
2010 : Passing the vision test


1970 : Whatever
2010 : Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS .

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J.R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading..
So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking .

 

[Lefty]

I have no idea what the poster above me is talking about......

suspect too much white wine while fixing the dindins.

 

[DonQuixote]

Shouldn't you be posting that comment over in "lies", lol.

 

[Lefty]

why

Is that where you feel most comfortable?

 

[DonQuixote]

No, but that's what your reply is! lol.
(And, I didn't get the wine. It's still in the fridge.)

 

[EJMichaels]

Do you feel old yet?

The fact that the post was funny does not mean you are not in trouble.