A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

[EJMichaels]

Must be a coincidence that I have a Kevin character in my new story.

 

[Lefty]

Well now "eJ",

And the chronicling of Lefty's juicy life experiences doesn't make the tight
and curly parts just pulse and throb with a burning desire to publish.

Knowing full well any day he could perish and leave an almost unfillable
chasm in that pit we recognize as creative journelism. Durst ye feel the
yellow of the press mighten jaundice the chronicles of the Don Juan Ameche
of this Westernmost Continent?

Are your insecurities such that you fear you couldn't do justice to his life or
lifestyle....Eh?



Damn "eJ" if it weren't for the adhd I could kick sme print ass...you think....
god......what this whore won't do for a smile and a gentle scratch behind
the grizzled grey ears.....

 

[EJMichaels]

Are your insecurities such that you fear you couldn't do justice to his life or
lifestyle....Eh?

That must be it. And it's difficult to imagine words being adequate.

 

[Lefty]

oh 'eJ'.......

no

no

no

no

and the ear thing?

damn...ok...

 

[DonQuixote]

OK, a recent e-mail I shared with some of the gang seems to have been appreciated, and of our our group tried to forward to a friend who isn't getting the pics, so I'm posting here to share with the whole gang and, if said friend of a friend also happens to visit these hallowed halls, he can enjoy them here as well. . . The closing pics have not been included due to CoC regs regarding the age of people in pics. Cute as the babies are, I know we have to be careful about crossing certain age lines.

This should put a smile on your face.

Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street.​

 

[DonQuixote]

Continuing the "discussion" between the two pastors . . .

 

[DonQuixote]

Here is a comment I received back from one of the gang . . .

Those two churches missed out -- Paul writes that all creation groans for redemption; this strongly suggests that Creation itself will 'go to heaven'. The Bible also speaks of streets paved with gold: gold is a mineral, minerals come from rocks, there will be rocks in heaven.

From seeing those signs.... I'l take the Catholic church.
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How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

 

[DonQuixote]

Jewish Olympic Swimmer?
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[DonQuixote]

Moses speaking with the Lord over the Covenant . . .
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[DonQuixote]

An opinion our very own (MIA???) Mr. Piggy might share on religion . . .​

 

[DonQuixote]

39.5 years into the journey through the Sinai . . .
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[Lefty]

Hiya "Q'zee

does you feel all spiritually renewed now?

I has been a bad boy.

I wrote some dirty notes

and made some salacious comments

and did a couple of dirty ditties.....

that will teach these bastards to leave me alone

without adult supervision.

Wanna Bloody Mary? I used peproncini and stuffed

green olives as garni with a twist of fresh lemon. the

tomatoes are vine fresh and I'm trying a new Russian

pepper Vodka. lefty likey

 

[DonQuixote]

Continuing with our Sunday Ecclesiastical Theme, here are more Church Sign Observations, to assist you in your spiritual search.

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[DonQuixote]

A little more spiritual enlightenment for you . . .​

 

[DonQuixote]

The Woodpecker Might have to go!

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[DonQuixote]

May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and

may nothing but happiness come through your door

Don't take life so seriously!

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[DonQuixote]

And now, for something completely different . . .

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles....

 

[DonQuixote]

Holy Shit!!!
We're on #3!​

 

[Lefty]

Thanks Donnie,

but I gotta do lunch...

any more holy spirits inside of me and I won't be walking,

I'll be with the oh happy, lucky day.

Ooh, brandied peaches and Amaretto cake for lunch

tortilla chips and tequlia salsa on the side


damn it paco...whurs muh car kleas...gotta drive in..cant walk.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Holy Shit!!!
We're half way there!