A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

[Lefty]

What Donnie just said but includes

the stand in Dads as much or more.

Biology makes parents every single day

But it is the love and lots of caring that

make a father a FATHER..

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,
You are a RIGHTykins on that score!
(Got a real nice card from my Bro-In-Law to that effect.)
I should have included that sentiment.

 

[Lefty]

donnie,

two tings.

1. Because of his special attributes coming from him you can bask in the
glow of love man, bask in the glow.

2. These postings never happened man. I have a reputation to attend..

 

[DonQuixote]

If anyone is interested, @Shihtzutylenol has been very prolific over at Twitter this morning.

He's also posted pics of his trip to Joplin, Mo to help out.
(I haven't gotten there, yet, Tzu. I will, though.

Lefty- Posts? What Posts????

 

[DonQuixote]

Here's a Russian website of Fractal Geometric intrigue.

Kaleidoscopes, anyone? Move the cursor around the page and enjoy the changing patterns and frequencies.

http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I watched Gnomeo and Juliet with the kids this weekend and it was brilliant!

 

[DonQuixote]

Haven't had a chance, yet. My kids are a bit older, passed on that one.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

it's wonderful DQ--do it for yourself hon
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTCzSKuUqM8"]do you like Elton?[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

He does it for himself all the time now



He don't be needing no encouragement.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty, you KNOW you've been helping me out with the HANDiwork, lately.

Gus,
Thanks, you're a gentle giant of a man.

 

[Lefty]

Quixote, blizz your ass back to your cubicle.

I is managamerial.

You is manualamated.

We is trained to do hands off not

no fucking hand oo or outs.

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,
As a Knight Errant, I, too, am Management.

Officers are permitted to associate, as it were, with other officers.

And, we know how technologically advanced you are, Leftykins - how is the clay tablet and stylus working?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Are you in the Knights of Columbus DQ?

 

[DonQuixote]

No, Gus, I am a freelancing Knight.

I fight the good fight in my quest for right over wrong.

 

[Lefty]

Gus,

he is a bad little boy who is supposed to be sleeping

He has to attend work early in the morning.

he is a bad boy.

And you aren't very high on my list either.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty,
Gus has been a very busy boy and father.
Don't be too hard on him.

He's also been spending some time developing his blogs, and a following on Twitter every so often.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Have you ever gone to hock up a loogy and it gets away from you and shoots out your mouth prematurely landing on the hood of some guys car whose sitting there looking at you like you just slapped his mama's ass?






Have you ever had to quickly size someone up that fostered ill-will toward you and chose to out run him rather than stand on principle?

 

[Lefty]

Got, I'll just get back in my classic Blue tranny-am and motor off now,

Pontiac and I hate loogies and collisions
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[DonQuixote]

Here, maybe this will help the pain ease . . .

http://freenorthcarolina.blogspot.com/2011/07/mint-juleps-general-buckner.html

Thank eJ for it.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

hehehe this isn't directed at you Lefty/I'ma use it in the lady gaga thread if you wanna see the fireworks. When people take things too seriously, that when I step in...who am I? I'm just another hardboiled private dick lookin for a little action.
**puffs cigarette/lip snarled like Elvis in Hawaii smelling a fart**

On that particular night I was dancing cheek to cheek with a table top.
I lifted my head and she walked in.
I'm a sucker for long legs, and I wanted to shimmy up one of hers like a native boy looking for coconuts.
She had a tattoo on her inner thigh of a seashell, and all I could think about was putting my ear up to it. For a brief moment I thought I could smell the ocean; in retrospect, I don't think she'd bathed in weeks.

She was a statuesque beauty like lady liberty with Brazilian wax written all over her and I was close enough to read between the lines. That's probably why she slapped m that first time, but by the third one I could sense she was a feeling me out/seeing how much I'd take before I cracked. Hell I'd cracked moths earlier, but she didn't know it... she didn't need to know it either.

My cheek was on fire, swelling up and the sting began to throb like a rookie cock walking a beat at sunrise...I wanted to buy her a drink but when I opened my mouth all I could muster was a condescending, "cock-a-doodle do."
She slapped me even harder that forth time. Really put her back into it...

I would hate to lace those boots lol

so have you been writing anything lately Lefty? Anything you can share with me?

I'm getting new glasses Monday, you want my old ones? thay make my nose sore after 6 or 7 hours. I've become a real baby when it comes to the little things anymore... mom is hollering for some dinner/claims she starving! ha! and she screams for me like she's on fire, and when I knock shit over running to where she is it's like, she's all mellow going, "Oh, could you open this jar of pickles for me?" gggggrrrr

but I'm a good son...so I don't put a pillow over her face--THAT would be wrong lol plus she's gotta help me with the kiddos. So...

she's yelling again... just a sec,


I'M COMING FOR GODSAKE, Y'OLE BAT!!


dang...I'll ttyl Lefty