A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are at a loss to understand why anyone would want to become a masseur just look at this photo and all your doubts will be resolved!

 

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Do you remember the "spot the ball" competition in which a scene from a football match is published and one has to guess the location of the ball!

Same here but the slogan would be:

"Spot the nose!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When a plumber or electrician calls round to do a job I normally leave them to it and go out to do some shopping!!

However when they look like this I simply don't stir from the house!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That's the second time this week my wife has forgotten to pack me up some break time snacks!

-Not to worry Sir! You're welcome to eat my arse!

-That's very kind of you Seb!

-An apprentice should always do whatever he can to accommodate his boss!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Back in 1960 Eddie Cochran wrote a song entitled:

"Three steps to Heaven!"

....but from what I can see there are only two steps or should I say "stepping stones!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoever designed underwear with an opening at the back for quick release is up there with the guy who invented the wheel IMHO!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

After a long shift I take off my boots and it's like flies round a fucking honey pot!

My workmates all want to sniff my dirty smelly feet but not content with that they bundle me into the back of the white van and rip the seat out of my trackie bottoms!

How many big black cocks can a little chavvy white arse take at once!?

I told them not to keep ripping the seat out of my trackies and one of them picked up his wallet, took out a fifty quid note, chucked it in my face and said:

"Get down to Primark you little whore!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We've just done an exclusive on "fit footy players" and now we're moving on to "fit fans!"

To be honest mate there isn't much call for Ginger minge so we probably won't need you but your mate on the left is just what we're looking phwoar!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Jake who's your new gardener!?

-Got a call last week from the.refugee centre asking if I could take in a guy newly arrived from Kurdistan!

-What's his name?

-Mehmet Izzahore!

-Well he's certainly fallen on his feet here with you!

-To be perfectly honest with you mate he spends more time on his back than his feet!

I'm teaching him how to plant seeds inmoist soil!

-You dirty old cunt!

-I know! I know! Shagging a boy a third my age several times a day....while I'm pumping cum up his arse he's pumping new life into my old veins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The photo on the left shows how a tripartite agreement was signed ninety years ago but the photo on the right advocates the cementing of a former and more durable accord!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Where's your helmet?

-Oh my boyfriend normally buys the condoms!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When there's something wrong with the bear next door!

Who ya gonna call!?

Fluffbusters!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Are you completely stupid or what!?

This gorgeous guy is leading you to the "lifeguard off duty hub" and he's even taken his speedos off!

What more incentive do you need mate!?

Just drown the bastard with your creamy cum!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I could think of safer places to tie my shoelaces but the view is stunning....... in more senses than one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Santa cums but once a year and when he cums he fills a sack!

Well now that you've emptied your ball sack Santa I'd better fill your arsecrack before you start out on that long journey back to the North Pole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's the trouble mate!

If you don't wash your pucker after a six pound dump those little brown buggers will be chafing against your arse all day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When the socks are black
I'll fuck him on his back
'Cos to smell his feet
Is an ineffable treat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Students of English literature are so heartily fed up with the soliloquy from Macbeth beginning with the words:

"Is this a dagger I see before me!?"

.....and are all waiting for somebody who has the courage to write the X-rated version:

"Is this a jockstrap I see before me!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As soon as the horny insurance salesman got up to leave Joshua couldn't resist the temptation to fall onto the seat where he had been grinding his arse for the last hour and inhale the musk, funk and sweat smell that men in suits do so well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That'll teach you to forget the TOILET PAPER when it's written in capital letters at the top of the shopping list!