A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

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I should think that thing produces enough cream of its own without the necessity of having to afforded to it from a squirty cream dispenser!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

An English lecturer bit off more than he could chew when he asked his first year literature students to bring in articles to demonstrate that old saying:

"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue! "

The cheekiest boys decided to take him at his word so they brought in an OLD copy of the kama sutra, a packet of condoms which they BORROWED from a fellow student, a pair of BLUE underpants which they nicked from someone's washing line as they cycled in and dropping their underpants in front of the lecturer they bared their pale arses to reveal two brand spanking NEW puckers never used!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mr.Jones the Sports Science teacher was writing a book entitled:

"Which sport produces the firmest glutes!?"

and had asked for volunteers from among the sixth form leavers to spend the first week of the long summer vacation to assist him in his research!

He offered them a considerable financial incentive which was immediately accepted by those boys keen to fund their inter-railing trip round Europe!

These were the boys who volunteered!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There are many unsolved mysteries in the history of the world but why pervy old men go back to Thailand time and time again is not one of them!

Some mysteries may be impenetrable but this boy is not!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for bringing up my breakfast son! What a view! Can you tell me when Vesuvius last erupted as I'm hoping to visit it today!

-Sorry Signore! I have no idea when Vesuvius last erupted but I think I am about to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can't miss me! I'm wearing long black lycra leggings with a FITCH top!

However in the unlikely event that there are two of us when you arrive i am the one with the smelly arse!

I havent washed it for a couple of days 'cos that's how you like your guys or so you said!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm really nervous about tomorrow Cal cos I ain't never used a pneumatic drill before and I'm still on.probation! I don't wanna mess things up!

-Hey kid calm down! There's nothing to it! Just imagine you're pounding your girlfriend's pussy!

-I ain't got a girlfriend!

-Ok well let me show you! You take off your knickers and play the part of the area to be pounded and I'll play the part of the drill!

Then you can take a turn at being the drill!

-Thanks Cal! You're a real friend!

-Well by the time were finished here son I aim to be a lot more than that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am the warden of the accommodation block for first year students at the university!

Most of them are foreign and like the chance to come and chat to me and practise their English in the evenings before they turn in!

I generally offer them a little something to drink, slip something in it and an hour later I let myself into their room with my masterkey and sights like this meet my eyes!

The smell from between those arse cheeks just can't be described! It should be bottled and put on sale in all the best stores for Christmas!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think it's time for a bit of role reversal here!

Time for the cameraman to take the part of the model me thinks!

That arse in white Calvin's is just begging to be sniffed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

James had been caught nicking food from.the fridge which belonged to his housemates so as a punishment they made him sniff their dirty feet and socks!

Unbeknown to them this was no punishment at all as James had been sniffing their dirty socks and pants from the laundry basket ever since he moved in with them!

However James played their game and pretended to be disgusted by it all and when they let him go one of his captors said:

"Next time we catch you you'll be sniffing our skidded skuns!"

Needless to say James has continued to. nick stuff from the fridge!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody remember the rubrik cube and the rubrik snake!?

It's just the combination of colours in this boy's underpants remind me of the colours of the rubrik cube and snake!

Would happily rub-rik the snake in HIS pants!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

They may be placed in order of height but probably not in order of cock size!

Mind you that's not a problem for me being one hundred per cent an arse man!

 

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I had a friend who was sent to an all boys school for a year.

He quickly embraced the "We're not gay but there are no girls so you take what you can get" mentality.

From the stories he told me no one made a big deal about it.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Faisal thank you for attending the interview. I have one final question for you so I want you to think very carefully before answering!

Can you tell me in just TWO words what you think you can bring to our company!?

-MY FEET!!

- Correct answer! When can you start!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Bogdan why have I been called to the police station!?

-Mister Brown you.tell me in English class that if I want the job in army kitchen I must be more direct so I go to see commanding officer and I " seize the boy by the horn"as you tell me!

"No Bogdan I said " You must seize the bull by the horns! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Mr.Brown you teach me that if I have problem with someone I must make peace no!?

-That's right Sergei! You must "bury the hatchet!"

- So is this where I bury my hatchet!?

-YES!.......YES!.......YES!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice new bike mate but not as nice as what's gonna be bouncing up and down on the saddle!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I assume this is the modern version of Narcissus, the youth that fell in.love with his own reflection and that really is a myth 'cos you're hardly likely to find a mirror in the middle of nowhere!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Embarrassing for the "Just Eat" delivery boy when you're the last customer on his list and there's nothing left in his bag!

However if the delivery boy can think on his feet he'll always find something to keep the customer satisfied!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never been quite sure from which part of his body Spiderman shoots his web but if it's from his arse i certainly wouldn't object to being caught up in that smelly, tangy prison especially if THIS guy is donning the Spidey costume!