A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-Why have you brought us to the coast on such a cloudy day Sir!?

-Because I want my A level Science students to see that the sun shines out of Damien's arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Since Jayden's boyfriend had moved in with him he had got used to having chocolate brownies for breakfast every morning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've seen 50 shades of grey but how about 5 shades of brown!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of putting the child filter on.the computer but it's the first time I've seen a pair of underpants warning any prospective "user" of the dangers lurking within!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As competition intensifies between cab companies one company is now offering taxi rides with benefits!

If you fancy your cab driver you have the option to give him the SRF treatment ( sniff rim and fuck) on the back seat before or after the journey for no extra charge!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody who has travelled on.the Tokyo underground will know that this photo is not typical.

It's so busy during rush hour that a special person.is employed topush people onto the train!

One such morning i was on the ytrain and a drop dead gorgeous Japanese boy of about 19 was pushed against me in the carriage!At the next stop another load of people were crammed into the train and the boy and I were face to face.

You've probably already worked out from my posts that I'm a pretty confident sort of chap so I slipped my hand between his legs and began massaging his perineum.

He knew exactly what was happening and kept trying to avoid my gaze but I looked him straight in the face with a smirk!

After a few minutes he let out a groan and I felt something warm and wet running down my wrist!

That was something to enter in.the.diary even if i didnt get to enter him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of having a finger in every pie but an arse in two pies is a new one on me!

 

[jeansexx]

 

[jjonn3]

The new Amazon Gay Prime, where the drivers take care of packages and loads.View attachment 3150102View attachment 3150103View attachment 3150104View attachment 3150105View attachment 3150106View attachment 3150107

According to my delivery schedule Amazon is supposed to be coming here before 11.

I hope I can hold out that long!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

Who says that all desserts are fattening?

 

[MoaningMike]

You have to wonder how many trips to fast food restaurants have led to two buddies getting it on? I certainly have been in the same position as this guy looking at the camera, and more than once it led to a good time.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That cunt on the left would so get it!

Exactly the sort of guy you want to bundle into the back of a white van, drive out to the woods and lick every drop of shit from his arse before 69ing him while smelling his filthy black socked feet!

Ride of the fucking century!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Time for you two boys to cum inside that cup and then forge an eternal bond by drinking the contents!

Ever wondered about the origin of the.word "cocktail?"

The original cocktail was the "tail"end of what came out of his "cock!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I once had to give joint supervision to two PhD students whose doctoral theses were on very similar subjects!I

Man they were so hot!

They would squirm about in the seats in my office and grind their arses into the fabric so that when they left the room I would jump up, lock the door and fall to my knees as i ran my nose over the fabric of the seats trying to compare the odour from their smelly arseholes!

I used to follow one or the other of them up the stairs and get my nose as close to their smelly shitters as i could without arousing suspicion!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The expression "be careful what you wish for" is attributed to one of Aesop's fables and means that your wish for something might have a completely different outcome!

All this young guy wished for was a ride back into town when what he actually got was the ride of his life!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My boyfriend's name is James Dawn so I get to wake up at the crack of dawn every day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

They say that cleanliness is next to Godliness and that is why Mormon president Adam Snow insisted on rimming his new recruits thoroughly before he barebacked them!

After all the last thing he wanted was to withdraw his todger from their shitters looking like a Cadbury's chocolate finger!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

At the snooker hall Dan's green offered very little resistance to Seth's long brown cue and it was a similar story when they returned to the comfort of their own sofa!