A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Dean Huijsen was born in the Netherlands but plays for the Spain national team!

I just have this overwhelming desire to send two pints of hot cream up his shitter to blend with his chocolate to make the most delicious tiramisu ever tasted!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Paulo Dybala's arse is a thing of beauty and an Argentinian national treasure!

The Spanish for "thank you" is " gracias" but pronounced by some ignorant Brits as "grassy arse" although I have to say that on this occasion they are right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Either you've got a miniscule cock mate or you just can't get it up 'cos you're not making any impact on Son's shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No idea who these two are but I'd shag the fucking shit out of them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Distance makes the heart grow fonder!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What's for breakfast mate!?

-I am!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

The moment your mother found out what really went on when your friends spent the night.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For those of you who don't know him I can thoroughly recommend Fabian Divani for a satisfying wank!

He always fucks or gets fucked in his socks! He sometimes wears white socks but I prefer to see him in his black socks!

He and Ashton Summers are worth watching if you are ever short of something to do on a wet Sunday afternoon!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HOLLY WOOD!?

Yeah I bet she wood! So wood I and so wood anybody in their right mind!

Sex on legs or what!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's wonderful to know that now that I have slipped that ring on your finger you are exclusively mine!

-Well not exactly darling!

You have to remember that I am a fully paid up member of the Communist party whose leading principle is that everybody should get their fair share!

Anyway I have a charitable spirit and I simply couldn't deny that hunky black postman with the donkey dick his daily delivery to my shaven haven!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's great that we've won this cup jointly Ben!

-I know! We do so.much together and understand each other so well that it's almost like we are one soul in two bodies!

Years ago young men pledged themselves to each other by cutting a vein and mixing the blood! They became "blood brothers!"

Ooooo! Not sure about that! Too risky! How about we both cum into this cup stir it up and then drink it! ?

We could then be "cum brothers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I know mate decisions decisions!

Do I swing to the left or the right!?

I think I'll have to go for that horny little fucker with his tongue out!

Not sure whether he's telling us he wants to be rimmed or do the rimming!I

Personally I'd like to do the rimming AND the ramming!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Every tight young pair of buns is a challenge to me!

As my username suggests I am a consummate arse sniffer!

I have honed the technique of getting my nose so close to a dirty smelly arsecrack and inhaling the musk and funk therein without my target even realising that I have brushed the seat of his underpants with my sniffing gear!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If Jack Grealish ever gets hard up he can let them take the smell of funk, musk, sweat and shit from his arse and make it into a best-selling perfume!I

Just look at that fucking shitter and imagine licking him to orgasm after a gruelling ninety minutes on the pitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cristiano Ronaldo may have turned forty but he's still got an arse to die for and no man in his right mind would turn his nose up ( no pun intended) at the chance to sniff and rim that Portuguese shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing I like more than "Scotch on the rocks" and here are two examples of just that!

Would love to lift his sporron and sniff his haggis!

 

[smokeshadow]

speaking of Cristiano


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[Sniffademskidz]

This guy's got the lot-muscles, strength, good looks! Not sure about a brain but then we're not going to spend all night discussing the theory of relativity!

I bet he'd split you in two or at least catapult you through the bedroom window into the garden!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

speaking of Cristiano


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This guy's got the lot-muscles, strength, good looks! Not sure about a brain but then we're not going to spend all night discussing the theory of relativity!

I bet he'd split you in two or at least catapult you through the bedroom window into the garden!

I have watched his career very closely ever since he burst onto the footballing scene! Mind you I have watched his arse even more closely!