A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Given their reputation for politeness if you're going to be fucked by a Japanese it's a good idea to show due gratitude when they stuff you with their sushi!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never refuse an invitation to go looking for shells.......your search might yield something much more interesting!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's a very clean boy and pays so much attention to physical hygiene!

He cleans his teeth at least three times a day, ensuring that he gets into all the nooks and crannies!

I'm right behind him, usually on my knees getting my tongue into all those nooks and crannies between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[lckmyass]

Nothing better than running one's nose along the arsecrack of a twink encased in tighty whitie Calvin's!

Inhale that funky, musky, sweaty boy smell!

Oh fuck yeah , now your talking

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look son if you wanna hack it on this team you need spunk and you just ain't got any!

That's why I'm giving you some of mine!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You get 9/10 from me!

You would have got a full 10 but when I lick a bloke's arse i don't want my mouth so full of little black hairs that I could make a toothbrush from them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not only is it important to look presentable at an interview it is also important to listen to the interviewer's question carefully!

When asked:

"Do you think you can succeed in this company!?"

it is not advisable to answer with:

"Certainly Sir! If you care to drop your trousers now I can show you well I can suck seed!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sometimes it is prudent to be economical with the truth!

A young man who had been working as a cleaner in a hotel for a long time was asked the following question at his job appraisal:

"You have been working here as a cleaner for five years and yet despite holding a PhD in Astrophysics you show no signs of wanting to move up the social ladder!"

"When you are given a master key to all the rooms in the hotel you can let yourself into every room and when you see a bloke passed out on his bed totally inebriated and stoned with his bare arse in the air you don't care about moving up the social ladder!

You are more interested in moving up "the sphincter ladder!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

George was fed up of being buggered by foul smelling bears who insisted on the bareback experience but he knew that each load of cum that flooded his shitter signified a step closer to the Porsche he had set his heart on!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't be fooled by the number 28! It's nothing to do with his age!

He's a Premier League soccer player who's just been "visited" by the entire First team, the under 21s, one ref, two linesmen, the guy that sells match day programmes and the two lads on the burger van just outside the stadium!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thomas was now beginning to understand why the removal company he had signed up to work for was so successful!

The word "removals" not only meant transporting furniture from one location to another but also the removal of any extraneous clothing that might slow down the process and give the vendor a boner into the bargain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Henry had learned an invaluable lesson today which was remember to take your contact lenses out before you go swimming!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ben's trainer had managed to convince him that by removing all his clothing he could shave seconds off his time in the 100 metres sprint!

The next thing would be to convince the lad that he could run even faster if he allowed his trainer to shave the hairs off his pucker hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Take me back to the Black Hills
The Black Hills of Dakota!
To the beautiful Indian country that I love........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When my boyfriend dumped me it was either this or a bungee jump!

 

[pozvatop]

It’s never too late to start! Try practicing on a dildo (or a kielbasa or pepperoni stick) by relaxing your throat muscles, and practice only breathing through your nose. It’s really easy once you get the hang of it. If you can learn to swim underwater, you can learn to deep throat, because it’s all about breathing. Besides, it’s not like you’re going to deep throat a guy the entire you’re sucking him, no one expects that. Here’s a trick I use the first time I blow a guy: play with his dick with your hands, rub the entire shaft all over your face, make noise, tell him how he’s big, tell him you hope you don’t choke on it. Even if it’s a lie all guys LOVE hearing that they have a big dick. Then tell him to look at you, lick the head of his dick, then in one motion swallow the entire thing and bury your face in his pubes and moan and whimper, stay that way for a minute, then begin the sucking. This sends all guy into a state of either shock or extreme lust, and they will be putty in your hands from then on. You want to make sure a guy will want you more than once? This will do the trick.

Great advice! And yeah, any guy you're sucking is putty in your hands no matter what you're doing, really, unless you're really & truly lousy at cocksucking. The power dynamic shifts...it's the cocksucker who has the power!

 

[pozvatop]

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mmmm yeah, good boy, taking care of his daddy.

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[joer]