A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

You have a crush on your English language lecturer and rush round to his house in an impulse carrying flowers and chocolates!

When you ring the doorbell he opens the door and you're taken aback to see his head bobbing up down and hear the sound of moaning and heavy breathing!

"Sorry Andres! "says your lecturer but proverb of the day is:

"FIRST COME FIRST SERVED!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What the fuck are you doing Nelson!?

-Sorry Mr.Wright but I couldn't stand it any longer! I have been cleaning your office for six months now and I don't think you even know that I exist!
I want to be a "hole" lot more to you than just your office cleaner!

I thought the only way to get you to notice me was to show you my other ASSets!

-Well I am certainly seeing another side of you and they do say that the proof of the pudding is in the eating!

-Yes Sir and if you like chocolate sauce with your morning roll you can rely on.me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can't believe I've done this again!

Straight off the plane after a night flight and into the hotel! I don't even bother to finish unpacking my suitcase!

Down to the bar, drink myself into a stupor but just sober enough to write the three numbers of my hotel room on the back of a barmat for the barman and I wake up this morning to find I've been shagged senseless!

One finger up my arse and that sticky deposit tells me he didnt use a condom!

I might be flying the flag for Essex but when am I going to learn to have some self-respect!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've cheated on your boyfriend in a moment of weakness but you really love him so when he comes round ostensibly to talk it over you made love!

After your passionate exchange of bodily fluids you fall into a deep and peaceful sleep only to wake up next morning to see his side of the bed unoccupied and a note in his place!

"I'm sorry George but you broke my heart when you had sex with another man! I thought I could forgive you but I can't and all I wanted to do was to get my own back!

The doctor called me in to his surgery yesterday to tell me that I am HIV positive and that is my parting gift to you in a night of unprotected sex!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's the cocky construction manager but you're the boss's son and your word goes!

He has a wife and three children but you are single! He has a lot to lose!

He's already had his hand in the till so you could threaten to expose him if you so wished!

Cocky and arrogant he may be with seemingly the whole of the workforce on his side but if one-day you call him into your office , slip your hand between his legs, turn him over, pull his pants down and rim the shit out of him I doubt he'll put up a fight!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Helmets should be made compulsory!

I couldn't agree more! You never know when you are going to run into a fit young cyclist having a slash against a tree in a dark secluded wood!!!!!

The way you're feeling the lad would be in for a rough ride!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Mister Box
Can I sniff your blue socks?

I bet your arse rocks
In those smelly white jocks!

Does your hole fit all cocks!?

 

[pozvatop]

I had a friend who was sent to an all boys school for a year.

He quickly embraced the "We're not gay but there are no girls so you take what you can get" mentality.

From the stories he told me no one made a big deal about it.

Talk about heaven.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you step out of a truck which has brought you all the way from Afghanistan by illegal means to another country to seek asylum the Chief of Police of that country can take your cock in his hands and there ain't a fucking thing you can do about it!

It's called being "a captive audience!"

The rest is history........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Regrettably the video" breath control office bullies" has been removed from circulation which is a pity because it was really hot.

A salesman who fails to meet his targets has his mouth taped up and has to breathe through his nose from the arse of sexy Steve whose real name is unknown to me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Mikey I bet you're now on the floor below me!

-How do you know that bro!?

-Cos I can smell your fucking shitty arse.from here!

-Hehe!

-Anyway the boss is away for the afternoon and I've nicked the key to the executive bog so meet you there in a couple of minutes. You are so gonna get it mate!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's Steve to whom I referred in a previous post about "Breath Control Office bullies!"

So wish I'd downloaded that video! Anyone got it!?

Here he is with pervy Adrian Swallow, Dave and Daniel Johnson!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's Steve to whom I referred in a previous post about "Breath Control Office bullies!"

So wish I'd downloaded that video! Anyone got it!?

Here he is with pervy Adrian Swallow, Dave and Daniel Johnson!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've fallen in.love with two really horny young studs called Benvi and Jack Valor!

You can see them on several videos but I particularly like them in "Reunited" with Jax Thirio and Jake Nicola!I

Worth a look! Lovely arses- lovely everything!

Check out Benvi in Halfway House in gaymale.com

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Aren't you boys glad you took A level biology!?

While the geography students are going on freezing cold field trips to Cumbria you have the privilege of studying the male reproductive system in the comfort of a hotel room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can't believe that things have got so bad in the NHS that you have to lance a boil on my arse in the middle of a corridor!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry doctor but the pain is in the back of my neck. I can't understand why I had to get naked and now you are checking my leg.

The treatment of a problem should be a holistic experience young man! No avenue should remain unexplored in order to get to the bottom of the problem

.....and talking of bottom would you like to flip over onto your stomach for me please!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what is known as the spoils of war chaps!

The officer gets first crack at whatever booty there is!

Now bring him into the hut and I can show him.just how merciful a captor can be to his captive!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look baby boy you may have been with other guys but until you've had a black man inside you to dilate that milk white sphincter of yours you are still technically a virgin!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you heard of a water diviner son!?

It's a device used to check for water sources just like a metal detector is used to look for metal!

My cock is a pussy detector and it can detect a virgin hole at twenty paces!

Once I'm up to the hilt inside you boy and you start moaning that is proof positive that your cherry is about to become cherry jam!