A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

When I signed up for this trip:

"Big game hunting with a difference!"

I had no idea that our prey was going to be beautiful black fuckers like this dude!

I hate it when they shoot elephants for their tusks!

Really glad we ain't gonna have to shoot this one although a shot of something to make him a little drowsy may make him more malleable when we get him on his back!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This hotel sure has some weird guests!

When the man in room 69 ordered brown and white for breakfast we thought it was how he wanted his toast!

Man the sort of toasting fork he had in mind was something else!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Come on you bastard! I know you're dying to sniff it and there's nobody around!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll go for 1,3 and 5- all odd numbers but nothing odd about these babies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Come and sit on my face sweetheart! I love me some fresh Japanese sushi and it won't be much fresher than that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The song "three coins in the fountain" is directly linked to the Fontana di Trevi here in Rome!

If you'd like to cross my crotch with silver I'll show yiu a fountain that will put this one into the shade!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Rob couldn't believe that he was actually doing this!

In order to promote the sale of pork sausages his quirky boss had decided that he should walk about the store parading his flaccid meat which was pointing downwards to denote that sausages were DOWN in price!

Woe betide Rob if he got a boner during the day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're going to choose a navigator make sure he can multitask!

Make sure he can:

1) Read a map!

2) Be good eye candy!

3) Have a degree in feet sniffing!

4) Know how to appreciate a good gasping fart when you let one off!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is one of the perks of being a landlord!

When you come round to collect the rent and the tenants (normally students) can't pay!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you haven't yet got yourself an Asian toyboy I strongly recommend you to do so!

They do a marvellous job of cleanong the house, all have Daddy fixations and don't have enough English to protest about the disgusting things you want to do to them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You are a very sexy and good looking boy but please- not trainers with a suit!

It may be a passing fad but it's really quite naff! Sorry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This Indian is the original sex on legs!

Just look at that shadow between his legs! Is it a light shadow from the camera or a leak from his muddy brown River Ganges!?

If the latter is the case then I want to taste it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now for the final stage of the application process you will need to go into the nearest gents toilet take down your pants and photograph your arsehole cos:

"If that pucker ain't pink and it don't stink to this job you ain't getting no link!

Wink wink!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You certainly know how to make that pussy purr!

Now if you'd like to open your legs I'll show you how I can make YOUR pussy purr!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is this a picture of your cock!

'Yes it is Sir!

-Apparently you sent it to the guest in Room 341!

-Oh dear! Are you going to sack me Sir!?

-Sack you!? Hell no boy! I'm gonna SUCK you!

Now get into that broom cupboard and drop your trousers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You know what they say about big feet!?

Gotta find a way of sniffing those smelly babies!

I don't care whether this guy can't string a coherent sentence together......he gets the job!

Looking like that he ticks all the boxes!