A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Josh what's the matter!?

-It's the bloody milkman! He's late again!

-...but you told me that you were lacto-intolerant!

I am but not to the sort of cream that HE delivers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever had the experience of seeing a picture or photo which is nothing exceptional but which gives you the mother of all boners!?

Such a photo is this one!

Nothing striking about a black guy in a lightweight grey rain jacket but I just have the overwhelming desire to get him.off his bike, take him to a secluded wooded area and sniff, rim and fuck that beautiful black pussy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Excuse me Sir but this version of "Julius Caesar" that we're using- has it been amended!?

-Well I have made certain changes to the script to bring it into line with current societal developments!

-This for example:

"Friends, Romans, countrymen show me your REARS!?"

-It's just an excuse to make us get our arses out innit Sir!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The one on the right is wearing RED shorts so he's telling us he's not up for it!

The guy on the left in GREEN shorts is telling us he's definitely up for it

BUT

The guy in the blue shorts must be representing the "Blue Light" card and is telling us that if you want him you can have a 10% discount!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry to trouble you mate but we're the neighbours and our camera tripod has broken at the worst time 'cos we're having a big family party here tomorrow!

We've seen you in the back garden in your boxers and we know you've got a massive middle wicket so if you can act as our camera tripod tomorrow we'd be very grateful!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Agnew love the way your zip separates the word AUSTRALIA into AUST and RALIA!

Well I'd certainly rip the seat out of those lycra shorts and I'd fucking RAIL YA!!!!

 

[blondie79]

Have you ever had the experience of seeing a picture or photo which is nothing exceptional but which gives you the mother of all boners!?

Such a photo is this one!

Nothing striking about a black guy in a lightweight grey rain jacket but I just have the overwhelming desire to get him.off his bike, take him to a secluded wooded area and sniff, rim and fuck that beautiful black pussy!

Mmmm love that black bum

 

[mikey32398w]

Tallfitjake..........

gorgeous thanks

 

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[Michaelja36]

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

There's just something about 20 year old Max Kinsey who plays for Bournemouth.....maybe it's that pale skin but I'd flood his shitter without a second thought!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey Ben Winterburn don't you know that it's the height of rudeness to turn your nose up at an arse when it's offered to you on a plate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cole Palmer knows the drill!

Up with the shirt ready for half time milking in the dressing room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jason in sunglasses was the new guy in the office and it was Brad's enviable task to break him in and show him the ropes!

Just don't tie those ropes too tightly round his beautiful hands and feet Brad!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ugly!?

I think you need to sign up for some classes in self-esteem young man because you are one horny little fucker who could make a shed load of money from lying on his back!

While you're enrolling for self-esteem classes you might care to ask about courses in spelling too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I still don't feel full! I wish I'd ordered the sausage now!

Your wish is my command!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The doorbell rings. You open the door and there stands this fit fucker who's come to take away your old washing-machine and plumb in the new one!

He tells you in broken English that he's just arrived from Afghanistan and he's keen to make a new life here and work hard!

He starts work on plumbing in the new machine and it's tricky for him to reach some cables and sockets and his arse is basically being offered up to you!

It's too much for you to bear you fall to your knees and bury your face in those cheeks!

He's only too aware of what's going on but he needs this job and is not going to rock the boat! Emboldened but his lack of resistance you slip your hands round his waist, unzip his fly, ease down his trousers and sniff his arse through his Calvin's! That arse is so ripe and musky! Long deep breaths, inhaling audibly!

Not a word is spoken! He finishes the job, asks for a signature and leaves!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That Tesco logo is so clever "freshly clicked" because I can order my groceries online and they can be delivered in no time at all by handsome young men like yourself!

You look very happy!

-That's because I've been "freshly licked and dicked" by my line manager!