A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-It seems a long time since you were a little boy and I used to wipe your bottom!

-Well it's still the same bottom and I suppose it's like riding a bike.....something you never forget!

 

[Colby-2023]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old British footballer Callum Britain who now plays for Middlesborough!

Look at the arse on that bitch!

I especially like the photo of him with mud on his shorts ( number 2).

Would love to see the mud on the seat of his Calvins- he doesn't play number 2 for nothing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of the "Hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy!?"

Well this is the Hitchikers' guide to the highway!

So if you are a motorist and see a guy who has his fingers up in that position it means that if you give him a ride then he will be "open" to being given a ride in the other sense!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It might be time to write that book:

"ARSECRACKS I'VE SNIFFED!"

It would probably be short on plot, of no literary merit and you would most likely have a problem unsticking the pages!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is this Haaland!?

-Looks more like fucking Wonderland to me!

 

[pozvatop]

Well….so much for Arizona being a very conservative state! When I was in Toronto in 2005 I saw a pickup truck on the highway with logos for a construction company all over it, and an insanely hot looking young guy driving it, and their company motto was “Erection Specialists Since 1965”. It’s a good thing I wasn’t the one driving, because I would’ve gotten into an accident. Even some people have ridiculous names: I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr. Ryder, and one day the principal came into the gym and said loudly to him “Hey Dick, can I talk to you for minute?”.

Well, it's only "conservative" as a rule in the rural areas/counties...Phoenix & Tucson aren't terribly so, remember we're a bit of a purple state thanks to the constant influx of people from other states. And hopefully it will go more blue over time. Erection Specialists is MAGNIFICENT!!! LOL

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Apparently there is some tradition in the Catholic church which declares that each new pope has to be checked out to make sure he has a penis and two bollocks!

The coach has asked me to do the same with each "member" (no pun intended!) of our team!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Its all a load of buttocks!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's just something about a nerdy guy in glasses being fucked for the first time by a stud with a donkey dick and realising that he likes it!

The blonde Cole Church never disappoints and you can see more of nerdy Mark Something being fucked in Doctor Tapes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old blonde biombshell Toby Collyer is on loan from Manchester United to West Bromwich Albion!

Love the picture of teamate Sam Mather looking across at him hoping to be made more worthy in the dressing.room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old dancer Easton Magliarditi from the USA!

Don't wipe your arse too vigorously darling 'cos Daddy wants to stick his tongue so far up your shitter that it'll be playing tongue tennis with your own tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey you in the middle! I've paid to see a six pack and six buns so just face the same direction as your mates!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Go on boys! It's 6am and you've been drinking "sex on the beach" cocktails all night so how about a display of it right here right now!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've locked myself out of the flat again!

-Do you want me to go and get the master key and let you in!?

-Thanks bro! You can go and get the master key and then let me into the flat of that big black bastard with the donkey dick! I don't think he's left for work yet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It fits just like in Cinderella!

-Does this mean we can be married Toni!?

Of course it does! After all Cinderella was a fairy story!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've made my move! Over to you!

-So when is my knight going to whisk me off to his castle for some pawn!?

-Nothing in my diary today but I'll just go and check mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tonight in the hotel I'm going to season your Argentinian rump steak with my Italian mascarpone!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you think that Antonio and Bassanio really had this long lingering kiss in the original version of a "Merchant of Venice" Sir!?

I know that we are working from YOUR adaptation of the play!

-Oh yes, dear boy and I believe that they went even further than that as you will discover in the next act!

Just checking! You were actually born before 29 August 2007!?