American Idol: Season 10

[fabulouslyghetto]

Haley is safe, what else matters?

And does anyone else feel that the best part of Bruno Mars' performance was the band? He's unacceptably awful, I wish he had overdosed on coke before the show and that Haley had been given his time slot.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh no Casey is going home. Now who will appease my insatiable desire to hear someone's constipation over lukewarm jazz arrangements?

 

[Sgt Pepper]

~ The minutes of the episode for my JUB BFF Sgt. Pepper ~:.

Seriously, I love you.

Haley is called to the stage first. Video package recap is shown. Apparently she curses when Jimmy Iovine says she doesn't know who she is. Haley is declared SAFE.

YES! I love the world!

Casey is eliminated.

I know you like him so I'll try not to be too happy...it's proving difficult.

Something is obviously going on with Casey and Haley since he's singing to her at the end.

Let's hope she gets all his fans' votes then.

Thanks slip! I really appreciate it!

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Oh no Casey is going home. Now who will appease my insatiable desire to hear someone's constipation over lukewarm jazz arrangements?

I'm sure his good friend "Esperanza" feels the same way. Oh didn't you know? They're on a first name basis now according to Casey.

Also, have we lost aijalon in this thread now that Stefano is gone? I hope he at least enjoyed these results as much as I did.

 

[slipintothefog]

I know you like him so I'll try not to be too happy...it's proving difficult.

It's alright, let loose. I know my Fozzy Bear is not the most popular here.

Thanks slip! I really appreciate it!

You're welcome!

 

[Kigan2006]

Casey is gone! No judge save to waste on him this time!

With any luck, Jacob will over-dramatize a bad rendition of another song one last time next week and then get the boot.

 

[charmed12345]

would've preferred Jacob going over Casey but hopefully he goes next week

glad Hailey was safe though!

 

[slipintothefog]

Casey was NEVER going to win. I mean, let's put aside the fact that people erroneously thought he was a frontrunner for some reason even though he needed a save just to make the top ten.

More importantly, he's pretty much in the same boat as Crystal was last year - they're talented in that they sing and play many different instruments, but they're influenced by less mainstream music and do genres that wouldn't sell in the industry today. It doesn't matter what cheesy reality singing show he went on; a jazzy growler isn't commercially viable in the days of Protools and talk-rapping dance pop.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Now that Casey is gone, I can go right back to hating Lauren Alaina's guts (as if I ever stopped LOL).

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

American Idol has just nailed it's coffin. No one left is good as Casey or Pia.
Maybe X Factor will take Idol's time slot because that show is done.

Are you high? A cactus would be more entertaining to listen to than Casey. Anyone can grunt and grown into a mic. And Pia? HA! There are 20,000 Pias in every city of the US, pretty girls with big voices and zero personality.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

See? Even GOD was trying to help me out:

Lauren Alaina Fans Worry She Might Get Eliminated Due to Tornadoes

Best quote: One friend said, "It would be a travesty if she was taken off the show because of an Act of God."

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Are you high? A cactus would be more entertaining to listen to than Casey. Anyone can grunt and grown into a mic. And Pia? HA! There are 20,000 Pias in every city of the US, pretty girls with big voices and zero personality.

Idol voters finally did my girl Haley a huge favor. I don't mean not putting her in the bottom three, I mean separating her from that troll Casey! I have no idea why she's involved with him, but hopefully this time apart will find them doing what young people do best: cheating on each other.

 

[slipintothefog]

Best quote: One friend said, "It would be a travesty if she was taken off the show because of an Act of God."

Same goes for her as Matt on Survivor, right?

It'll TAKE an Act of God for her just to finish in third place though.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

American Idol has never had someone who was like Casey.

Slip made a good comparison between Casey Abrams and last year's Crystal Bowersox, in terms of genre affinities and styles etc.

The crucial difference is...Crystal could actually sing.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

It'll TAKE an Act of God for her just to finish in third place though.

Why do you think I went to Church on Easter Sunday for the first time in years?

 

[slipintothefog]

I actually meant that the other way, meaning I didn't expect her to even get that far... but now I just remembered that she only needs to outlast Lusk and Haley to do that, so nevermind because that's not hard. I think she'll go out third and we'll have another all-male F2 though. Durbin is probably a lock for the finale at this point, so it's a matter of which bumpkin he's facing.

It's pretty obvious that Jacob and Haley are the next two to go though (as well as the next two VFTW picks), and probably in that order. At that point I bet they'll put out all of the stops and hand Piggy three amazing songs and the fucking pimp spot on final three week and she'll still fail to advance due to the presence of her vag and vote splitting with Scotty.

If Scotty wins, the Kristy Lee Cook prophecy will be fulfilled though, with Idol's four most recent winners being Kris Allen, Scotty McCreery, Lee DeWyze and David Cook. Scary.

Also woah, I got really confused when I saw you were the most recent post in this thread but then I didn't see Fiona's album cover!

 

[Kigan2006]

American Idol has just nailed it's coffin. No one left is good as Casey or Pia.
Maybe X Factor will take Idol's time slot because that show is done.

Pia is unoriginal and has absolutely no stage presence whatsoever. Not to mention her voice is completely unoriginal.

Kinda like Jacob's gay black church choir singer vibe. Though he makes it unique by meshing it with a seal being torn apart slowly by a hungry yet sadistic shark.

And Casey...I' so sick of people saying Casey is good. I have musical interests almost over the entire spectrum. I don't touch rap, period. But everything thing else I've dipped into. Casey isn't out because there's no place for his stlye, he's out because he is a bad singer and entertainer. That he got as far as he did is astounding and a testament to just how bad this season is.

 

[slipintothefog]

Are you and Haley Reinhart dating?
Casey Abrams: No. We are not. We were never dating.

But, but, but... I thought you two loved growling together, Casey!

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Good girl Haley. Out of sight, out of mind.

 

[Kigan2006]

Been reading over at VFTW...how high is the level of delusion over there exactly?

It is a victory if they win and a victory if they lose. Are they so full of themselves that they actually think their votes mean THAT much?