BRITNEY HAS A "HOLD” ON TOP SPOT

Britney Spears' 'Femme Fatale' Aiming for No. 1

Under 300,000 the first week for 'Femme Fatale'? Bitch please!
For Britney, the Legend, whose album 'Oops...I did it again' sold 500,000 copies in it's FIRST DAY and 1,300,000 copies it's FIRST WEEK back in
2000, and 506,000 copies of 'Circus' just 2 years ago, and whose single 'Hold It Against Me' alone sold 411,000 copies the first week, 300,000? The album selling less than the first single? That, would be a flop! And let-me-tell-you-something, Britney does NOT flop! It's Britney, bitch!
Hell, even Adele sold 352,000 copies the first week, and who the fuck is Adele!? Exactly! The fuck....and Sade sold 505,000 copies the first week just last year in February! FEBRUARY! And you gon' tell me 300,000, if all of the stars align?!?! Ho...hoooo, now you gon' done it! Bitch done gon' pissed me off now!
Let me...here, somebody hold my purse.......let me tell you something Hits and BILLBOARD (with your decades of experience in these matters), it's going to sell WAY more than 300,000 the first week! Are you serious?! It's Britney, Bitch! Oooh I'ma cut somebody! Slice some bitches in half, I'm gon Fu..*knock**knock**knock*.........hello?.....who dat?....OH, Bad Karmatica, it's you!...oh *unlocks door*...hey, giiiirl!..........no, they're 3 blocks down to the left....can't miss em......oh hey, they're expecting you, so just go right in.......sexy bitch.....hit that!