Business as Usual: the Suit and Tie Thread

[gayzilla]

It's a pity if you've cum all this way just to service the photocopier!

love that scene

 

[gayzilla]

-So this is a pie chart indicating market share of sales!

-Fuck off mate! The only pie chart we're interested in is a CREAM PIE chart showing the number of times you've had that shitter of yours flooded by all the heads of department!!!

great bubble butt

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How's married life treating you!?

-it's ok!

-Is that all you can say after two weeks of marriage!

-Well my wife's not really into arse stuff and i really miss being rimmed!

-Well we'd better put that one right "straight" away! After all I was your best man and I've always given you the best rim job!

Follow me into the park young man and let ne park my tongue where the sun don't shine!

 

[rareboy]

 

[BisexThomas]

Big cock bulge in grey suit troucers.... There is nothing more teasing.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm trying to drum up a bit of support for a team building exercise this weekend entitled:

"STICKY MALE BONDING!"

Are you up for it!?

 

[cumtaster]

It's about time this forum had a suit and tie fetish thread so to get things started here is a selection of perennial porn favorite Steve Hooper getting ready for business.

Enjoy

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That irritating time when your coworker is talking interminable shit about some new business project and all you can think about is getting him back to your flat and shagging the arse off him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Good to have you on board lads!

Hope you enjoy working with us and I'll be right behind you......... in every fucking sense of the word!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When the CEO said that he wanted to carry out a team bonding exercise we didn't realise we were going to be locked into the office all weekend with a CCTV camera trained on us!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The best advertisement for "fast track promotion" within a company that you are ever likely to see!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I hope i can count on your support in this new venture gentlemen!

-Absolutely Sir! We'll be right behind you!

-Hear hear! We'll all be bringing up your ( I mean) the rear!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You dirty bastard!

The new office intern hardly had time to find his desk before you made a move on him!

Look at the expression on his face!

You already know what he's thinking:

"How quickly will it advance my career to sleep with the boss!?"

 

[rareboy]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So do you have any questions for me Louie!?

-it's just that I'm really punching above my weight here and I really don't meet the requirements of the job description yet you still offered me an interview!

I might almost imagine that you took one look at the photo i sent in and decided you wanted to shag me!

......and that's why I'm.offering you the job Louie....because you possess a quality absent in other candidates and that is PERCEPTION!

Now climb up onto my desk and let's.see what you're made of!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm ON and OFF planes and IN and OUT of hotels all the time in my work so I always tick the ESCORT box when booking accommodation so that I can be IN and OUT of arseholes!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dear Simon,

thank you for attending interview last Friday.

I am delighted to inform you that we are in a position to offer you the post of head tea boy and hope you will accept!

Yours James Fingerfuck MA Hons (Oxon).

PS. You left your socks and underpants in my office but i have them safe in my safe!