Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

If you lads want to your jobs it's really not the best idea to make V signs in my direction in front of the CCTV camera!

You three have been nothing but trouble ever since I employed you but I took you on for what's dangling between your legs and not what's fermenting between your ears!

Sorry this time one of you has got to go so bend over my desk, drop your trousers and the lad with the cleanest arse gets the boot!

I told you before I expect my boys to have skidmarks half an inch deep in the seat of their pants when they cum into work of a morning!

 

[lckmyass]

If you lads want to your jobs it's really not the best idea to make V signs in my direction in front of the CCTV camera!

You three have been nothing but trouble ever since I employed you but I took you on for what's dangling between your legs and not what's fermenting between your ears!

Sorry this time one of you has got to go so bend over my desk, drop your trousers and the lad with the cleanest arse gets the boot!

I told you before I expect my boys to have skidmarks half an inch deep in the seat of their pants when they cum into work of a morning!

Oh yes , and you get to sniff and taste them all , so fucking delicious

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry I brought you the wrong coffee Sir but I've only been a room service waiter for a couple of days!

I think we can spice up that plain black coffee with some of my special top quality cream and if you're a very good boy I might even manage some chocolate sprinkles

 

[lckmyass]

Wanna sniff and taste mine , I'm sure it won't disappoint you babe

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE BEAUTY OF THE MALE BOOTY!

Listen boys we're all the same!
We love male arse and that's no shame!

A big brown skidder on a bed of white
May constitute our heart's delight!

Scally chav or guy in suit
Their pretty puckers are oh so cute!

The locker room of our local gym
Awakens thought of a fucking good rim!

At discarded briefs we've often sighed
But we'd rather have what's been inside!

The plumber comes to fix our sink
As we inhale his manly stink!

A shaven haven's worth a shot on goal
Let's hear it for the smelly male hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I just needed to see you Doc cos I've.got a layer of downy fluff covering my arse cheeks and my pucker so I was wondering if there was a cream I could apply to get rid of it!

-There are creams but they are not very effective! However you might consider a new treatment that we are pioneering which involves several appointments but the feedback has been tremendous!

-Ok what does it involve Doc?

-As medical doctors we can remove the offending hairs with our teeth!

-Isn't that painful?

-It sounds painful but most of our patients start off moaning in agony which then becomes ecstasy!

-Ok Doc whatever it takes!

(I love these drop dead gorgeous guys who are so thick they'll swallow anything!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've always considered soccer players to be overpaid and rather selfish but when they wear their shorts inside out allowing teammates or opponents to sniff their skidmarks.........well Isn't that a sure sign of altruism!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can't believe how much patience the guy playing patience has!

If I were in his shoes (no pun intended ) I would simply abandone the game and go to town on those smelly little babies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry there should have been a video with this but not playing the game! My apologies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If the undies of this little chavvy bitch are as skanky as his socks......phwoar!

I'd shag the fucking arse off him while sniffing the seat of his shit-stained knickers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some would argue that a jockstrap shows a man's arse off to its best advantage but that smell of man stink, funk, musk and skank is best captured on the seat of a pair of tighty whitey Calvin's!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

QUIZ TIME!

You are going up the escalator of a large department store and you have this vision in front of you!

Do you

A) Look away in an effort to conquer temptation?

B) Get your nose as close to that divine crack as possible without arousing suspicion?

C) Rip the arse out of those jeans and bareback him there and then?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You come back from work and find this guy much the worse for wear wandering round your back yard in the rain!

Do you

A) Tell him to get the fuck out before you call the police!?

B) Invite him in for a hot shower and have a good sniff of his pants and socks while he's in there!?

C) Join him in the shower and offer him something in the absence of the loofah!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Your son's foreign exchange partner arrives from France and when you check to see whether he is ok you find him lounging seductively on the bed!

Do you

A) say " good to see you are settling in ok Philippe!If there's anything you need just give me a shout! " and hurry out of the room trying to conceal your massive hard-on!

B) Offer to give him his first practical English lesson using the words SNIFF SOCKS ARSE BRIEFS BROWN NOSE?

C) Send two pints of your hot jizz up his arse with the words " and this is OUR version of "creme fraiche!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You come home from work early to find the painter and decorator having a wank on your bed!

Do you

A) Tell him to get dressed and leave?

B) Drop your trousers and flash your multicoloured pants screaming "how's this for colour coordination?"

C) Take advantage of him in that position to dip your own brush!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now for a bit of audience participation!

The old saying "the customer is always right!" doesn't appear to be holding water here!

What on earth could the person on the other end of the phone have said to make this hunky car salesman lose his cool?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You've got a sweet little face but can your stick the phone between your legs and send me a photo of your arse! I only date men with dirty shitters and skidded Calvins!

Can't wait to lick you clean! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for sending a picture of yourself with your application to rent a room in my house!

Normally we ask prospective tenants to pay a £50 deposit up front but now I've seen your picture the only deposit I'm interested in is the one on the seat of your underpants

The deposit is payable in advance so just stick your dirty knickers through the letterbox of number 69 Shafters ' Drive Shitterton when you're passing and as soon as I've given them the once over I'll get back to you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One of the perks of being a security officer in a big apartment block is that unbeknown to residents CCTV cameras have been installed in every flat so I get to witness scenes like this on a daily basis!I

I also have a masterkey to every room so once these studs have left for work I'll hotfoot it up to their flat and have a good sniff of those skidded pants and sweaty socks which must be rank as hell after their gym workout!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey bro if you can't find the pants you left on the changing room floor before you hit the showers it's cos I'm currently wearing them like a Covid mask!

Sorry Matt! We've been gym buddies for ages but I just can't keep my dirty secret any longer! I fancy the fucking arse off you mate!

If you want your dirty knickers back I'll be in the back of my white van in the car park!

Just bang on the door and I'll let you in!

If you're disgusted by all this just walk on by and get into your own car and we'll never mention this again!"