Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Welcome to all undergraduates who have chosen to join the "Cheese and Chocolate appreciation society!"

This is an opportunity for young men to worship the feet and arses of their fellow students!

The aim of the society is to give our members the chance to sniff as many pairs of feet as possible and endeavour to liken the smell to a particular brand of cheese!

By the same token they will have a chance to sniff and taste as many arse as their noses and tongues can cope with in an evening in an effort to identify a particular brand of chocolate.

We simply ask our members not to wipe their arses after their morning dump to allow that sweet chocolate to cling to their puckers and their panties!

Members are also actively encouraged to wear socks that have seen a vigorous gym workout or been worn for several days!

Happy sniffing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Are you ok down there mate!!

Not really!.I've lost my contact lenses and I can't even see to do.up my jeans!

No sweat ( Well actually plenty of sweat from where I'm standing!)!

I think I can help you out there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The trouble with these lads who arrive in a lorry from eastern Europe is that they don't have much English! I hope he knows that he's got to recement those lose tiles!

Well as long as he knows that after work we'll be cementing his arse cheeks together with our own brand of quick drying cement up in my office!

Fuck I'm so horny I could do him here and now in the middle of the street but I suppose we don't want to get arrested before we've had the pleasure!

At least by the end of the evening he'll know the English for

"Fuck me harder boss! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

On this day in 1415 our king Henry V screwed the French at the battle of Agincourt with his famous cry of:

"Once more unto the breach dear friends!"

500 years down the line when we are faced with a vision like this what can we say except:

"Once more unto the peach dear friends!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These lads have just formed a new boy band which they have called

THE FACESITTERS

for obvious reasons!

They cum down from the stage during the performance and grind their shitty arseholes in your face!

Predictably all their concerts have so far been sell-outs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old KINGSLEY COMAN who p!ays for Bayern Munich looks like a boy who knows how to stripe his underpants for Daddy!

Just look at that sexy black fucker!

Would love to get my nose in those sweaty little green babies after ninety minutes on the pitch!

I wonder if Harry Kane has managed to have a good sniff of that black shitter in the Bayern dressing room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of window shopping but window topping!? Well that's a new one on me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I only started dating this boy's mum so that I could have access to their house and their laundry basket!

Yesterday they were both out and I was lying on the kitchen floor with his dirty knickers over my face!

The smell of his skids was out of this world!

How long before I can slide between his legs and sniff his lovely shitter!?

Might have to put something in his tea........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Japanese have come up with this amazing device called a Freeze time stopwatch!

You see a guy you fancy, aim the stopwatch at him, press the button and time stands still!

You have your wicked way with him, unfreeze and he goes away none the wiser apart from a bit of a pain.in his backside and the fact that somebody has whipped his skidded skuns as a souvenir of the event!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've had my eye on that geezer on the left for some time now!

He's been sleeping rough and I'm.going to try and persuade him to come into the Nightshelter of which I'm the manager!

I can't say that this is a purely altruistic gesture but if I can get him to agree then I can have unrestricted access to him and his underwear during his stay....I've .got a pass key to all the rooms and if he wants his clothes washing he's got to hand them to me!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

32 year old JACK WILSHIRE!

So need to sniff that chavvy arseho!e and have that dirty fucker grind his smelly arse into my face!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

32 year old Dutch footballer WOUT WEGHORST!

Just look at that beautiful fucker!Straight off the pitch after ninety minutes you just know that his sweaty briefs are stuck to the cheeks of his arse!

Just get him into the dressing room, pull down those skidded Calvin's and lick ever drop of shit from that pucker hole!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOEL RANDALL who plays for Peterborough United hits 25 on Tuesday 29 October!

Look at that lovely arse- you just know that when you part his cheeks you'll find something that's better than any Nutella!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How are you getting on with the new guy in room 69?

Really well! We had a nice chat last night! His name is Kyle and he told me that his father chucked him out of the family home when he found out Kyle was gay! He's only 18!

I think he likes me!

How do you know!?

Well when I got back to my room last night there was a pair of white Calvin's on my bed with a skidmark in the shape of a heart!

How do you know they were from.him?

Well the waistband had a name tag on.it.

KYLE BOTTOMS!

And tonight I'm going to find out whether he lives up to his name!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old SAM SHERRING plays for Northampton!

Love the mint strip and we all know where to find the chocolate chip!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about little Louis Lister an English lad from the academy team! Would be an ideal cum dump for the lads after 90 minutes on the field with a raging hard on that needs immediate satisfaction!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old CRISTIAN CERRETI from Italy!

Sweaty body, smelly black socks and the promise of a shaven haven jam packed with the sweetest tasting Nutella!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When those gorgeous looking Mormon boys come knocking on your door in their crisp white shirts and black ties with inviting name badges such as ELDER RIM the first thing that goes through my mind is

"What must their arses smell like!? "

I always invite them in and watch them grinding their smelly little arseholes into the fabric of my sofa while they drone on for an hour and once they've gone I drop to my knees and sniff where their arses have been gyrating with my hand wrapped round my cock!

They always leave me a copy of the Mormon bible which I use to prop up the kitchen table!I

Btw have you noticed that they always visit in pairs in case you try and violate them and never accept a drink in case you've doctored it!

Has anyone heard of ex Mormon Steven Fales who went from Mormon boy to Rent boy? He's now 54 but I bet he's got a story to tell!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kind of 23 year old Irish footballer JAKE O BRIEN to let us know that he can take three fingers up that beautiful shitter of his!

Good to know he plays for Everton and shares a dressing room with Super stud Dominic Calvert-Lewin!

Would love to conduct a comparative study of the odour produced by their match worn-socks and undies!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Even top soccer clubs are making economies by getting players to check each other's prostates instead of bothering the team physio!

Kentucky Fried Chicken is not the only thing that's finger licking good!