Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't care for bad smells unless I'm smelling my own pits. I never understood why there would be porn sites in which guys were smelling the other guys ass. I could not do that. I think it had something to do with the way I was brought up and my mother say that was gross, Billy! May she rest in peace

We all have different fetishes because we are all human beings and are not perfect but flawed.

IMHO the key thing is to accept both one another's fetishes and flaws and endeavour to walk alongside our fellow man playing the hand that life has dealt us!

As far as parents are concerned we tend to look up to them when we are children as if they were gods but with the passage of time we realise that they are only human themselves and fallible.

We are not merely extensions of our parents but people in.our own right!

In a nutshell the message is LIVE AND LET LIVE!

 

[Jack Offer]

Stank ass...

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Stank ass...

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That picture needs an accompanying sign:

PARK AND RIDE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There was no shortage of people to provide "mouth to arse" resuscitation!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How often do you ride your bike mate!?

-All the time!

-And how often do you get ridden?

-All the time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can you take your feet OFF the seats please Sir!

-Would you rather have them resting on your shoulders big boy!?

-Come down to the guard's van in five minutes and you'll find out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The archetypal British chav from Essex!

Eight inches dangling between his legs and nothing between his ears!

Hard for him to produce a coherent sentence when he opens his mouth but he just exudes sexiness from every pore!

You just know that he never learned to wipe his arse properly after a six pound dump and you just thank God for it!

Just look at these photos boys and let your imaginations soar!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's amszing! You can get anything at Tesco now even Rentboys!

I'll take the one on the left! Can I double up my Clubcard points like when you buy clothes!?

-Certainly Sir and you are entitled to a full refund if you find that the goods are damaged!

-Well I'll certainly know if anyone's been there before me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've come out without any money mate and I'm dying for a fag!

-That makes two of us! Maybe we can help each other out!

-I'll let you sniff the seat of my bicycle!

-Oh I'm sure you can do better than that! After all its Christmas!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look mate I'm paying you to fix the problem with my electrical system and not send photos of your cock to Tik Tok!

Just go into my bedroom and let me rim that tight arse of yours and I won't report you to.your boss!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I thought DIAL A RIDE was a free tax service for people with disabilities!

It is mate but I.keep the van during the weekend and advertise it for a different kind of ride!

When Spurs stuffed Man City 4-0 a few weeks ago I brought a group of ratarsed horny Spurs supporters back from the match and I charged them hundred quid a head ( or should I say cock!) to use me as a cum dump!

It paid for my holiday to Magaluf!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's good to know that Tammy Abraham admires people who cycle on a daily basis!

"Yes Tammy riding a bicycle up a steep hill requires a lot more effort and energy than riding the chambermaid horizontally on the king sized bed of your room in a five-star hotel when you're on tour!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old half Spanish half Dutch DEAN HUIJSEN who plays for Bournemouth is being offered his first rimjob from another man and he's quick to tell his mates how much he enjoyed it!

I often think that straight men miss out on the delights of arse play as women appear to be much less interested in navigating the delights of the brown river than we men!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

WATCH THIS SPACE!?

I'd rather watch the space between the cheeks of his arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Aston Villa's TYRONE MINGS had been on at teammate LUCAS DIGNE to invest in a pair of shorts with a built-in quick release flap on the seat so that he could be penetrated on the pitch without anybody realising!

Just look at the expression on Lucas' face as he comes off the pitch virtually destroyed by Tyrone's black mamba!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How are you getting on with that tiling mate!? Have you got enough cement!?

-Yeah but I think I would have got on quicker if the boss hadn't pitched up and insisted on cementing my arse cheeks together with his own brand of cement!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 26 year old GUS TIL of the Netherlands national football squad!

Just imagine that Dutch stud doing a few squats on your face! The smell of that rich Dutch gouda cheese in your nostrils!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I couldn't imagine anyone NOT being turned on by you darling!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So boys here we are on.our geography A level field trip doing a comparative study of human and animal fertilizer!

We've collected our samples of animal excrement so now it's time for you to squat down in the bushes and provide your own samples!

Just pass me your briefs to look after while you're doing the dirty deed!

I'd hate for them to get splashed in the process!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Connor was a bit nervous about his first Grindr hook up!

He knew that his upper body was rather puny but then again the guy he was going to meet had made it quite clear that he didn't even want to see Connor's face!

The arrangement was for Connor to lie face down on the bed and let this guy send millions of little swimmers up his brown river slipping out as quickly and as surreptitiously as he has slipped in!