Dirty unwashed ass

[Newsubguydl]

I need someone to eat my dirty unwashed ass.

I’m your fag ! I’ll beg and get off on being forced

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I’m your fag ! I’ll beg and get off on being forced

I'm happy to join that little group boys! Who's going to get on his back and let me sniff his skids through the seat of his tighty whitie Calvins!? Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's not unwashed arse but at least it is unwashed and refers to socks!

Anybody remember Jimmy's bedroom from the Febreeze adverts!?

Hunky Jimmy taking off his socks which were so sweaty that when he threw them against the wall they stuck to it!

If only they could have made a similar advert featuring his dirty knickers!

There's a great video of it on You tube!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This online shopping is great!

I'll take the two either side of the blonde haired lad and him of course!

I had no idea Tesco did online rentboys!

Can you send them round to 69 Shagme Passage in about half an hour!?

-Would you like them wrapped Sir!

-No me and my friends will unwrap them and fuck the shit out of them as soon as they walk in the door!

Can I double up on Clubcard points with this order!?

-You certainly can Sir!

Happy shagging!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You lost the bet so now you've got to pay the forfeit which is:

Creep up behind that geezer, drop to your knees and run your nose up and down the crack of his arse.......but you need to get your nose deep enough in there so that he turns round!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Don't waste time flashing your abs at me!

Just get in that cubicle and drop your knickers I've only got twenty minutes before my train leaves!

Hope you've brought some spare socks and pants with you cos I'm taking your shit stained skuns on the train with me! The smell will keep me going on the train journey!

They'd better be well striped too or I'm not paying you!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look you little bastard I'm offering you an alternative to my calling the police!

I come downstairs to find that you've broken into my house!

Either you can sit on my face and grind that shitty arse of yours into my laughing gear or I hand you over to the cops!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Wow thanks for the invitation to dinner but I'm not really dressed for it!

-It doesn't matter what you're wearing baby 'cos you're the main course!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

John couldn't believe his luck!

Had he actually managed to chat up this hunky mountain biker in the woods who was now about to sit on John's face and let him eat his arse!

This experience went some way to explaining the phrase:

"All my ChrIstmases have cum at once!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can choose anyone you want except that tall fucker on the left 'cos he's mine!

I won't even bother to take his sweatpants down! I'll just rip the seat out of them and sniff and rim him on the spot!

Then I'll rest his ankles on my shoulders and sniff those dirty smelly socks which he's had on for three days!

What a fucking stud!!!!!!!!

That's one pair of shitty Calvin's I'll keep and never wash!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about this horny little fucker boys!

Just imagine his smelly little arse bouncing up and down on his bicycle seat!

You're behind him in your car and you refuse to overtake while your eyes burn into that love tunnel of his!I

You follow him for miles even if you really needed to turn off the road three miles back!

You have to be quick.off the mark though because when he pulls off the road into a wooded area for a comfort break and pulls his lycra shorts down and starts pissing up against a tree you've got to be ready to sink to your knees behind him and lick the shit out of his arse!

It doesn't get much better than that!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So what part am I auditioning for!?

-Well you might remember that we made a tv advert for fabric conditioner "Lenor unstoppables" which featured a guy having his socks sniffed by another guy!

Apparently this went down so well with our same sex attracted customers that sales have rocketed!

This time we want to go one step further and show a guy having the seat of his tighty whities sniffed by another guy while he's still in them!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops-almost forgot those little scent boosters!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The party game GIVE US A CLUE is particularly popular with families at Christmas but if you are required to mime the famous phrase:

"GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE"

please be careful!!

Nobody wants to have to call an ambulance on Christmas Day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Recent research out today suggests that sniffing your partner's unwashed underwear can help to relieve stress!

Just imagine the fun involved in conducting that particular experiment!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I came here to audition for the part of Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet" and now you're telling me that you have rewritten the play to be more inclusive of gender equality renaming it "Romeo and Giulio!"

This is the X-rated version of the play and you want me to take the part of Giulio who gets fucked on stage by his black lover Romeo with a ten inch dick!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Jeez Ross your feet fucking stink mate!

-Sorry Sir but the other apprentices said that you liked your boys to keep their black socks on when you're fucking them! You like to have their smelly feet tickling your ears!

-Don't apologise Ross I love it!

-I know that today is your birthday so I haven't changed my socks for four-days and as a special birthday treat I've left extra skids in my pants!

-When I was at school the saying was:

"An apple for the teacher every day" and now "it's an arse a day!"

-Now get your knickers off Ross and let me sniff those little brown babies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Since I got chucked out of Sixth Form College I've hated teachers but you ain't bad as a personal tutor!

-So Tyler you were talking about the "Theory of Relativity!"

Can you expand?

-Too fucking right I can expand mate! My cock can reach massive dimensions given the right stimulation!

-No Tyler I think you've got the wrong end of the stick!

-You can get hold of my stick any time you like mate!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-My parents are making me marry a respectable Catholic girl 'cos they want everything to look good to the outside world! They don't want anyone to know about you and me!

-So does that mean we can't fuck any more!?

-Not at all! Catholics eat fish on a Friday so it'll be fish for me on a Friday from now on but rump steak for me for the rest of the week baby!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Will you do something wonderful this Christmas and take in a Scally chav lad!?

Will you feed him, will you soap and rinse his beautiful body!?

Will you wash his dirty socks and underpants even if it means taking a scrubbing brush to his skidmarks!?

Will you comfort him when he has a bad (wet) dream!?

Remember that a Scally chavlad is not just for Christmas......he's for life..... If you're lucky!!!!