Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Oriental men are reputed to have the smallest cocks in the world but it doesn't seem to stop them from populating half the planet!

They might not necessarily satisfy their partner in the same way as a horse-hung black man but they must have a fucking good aim!!!!

It must be something they put in the tea!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Great art class today Mr.Jones! That picture "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may" is really something else!

I've just had a six pound dump so if you can get down to the toilets on square 4 before break ends you can gather this rosebud before its fragrance withers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No prizes for guessing this one!

"THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!"

The last picture should give you a clue as to where the best Galaxy chocolate is to be found!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

29 year old athlete FEED KERLEY gets taken into custody for resisting arrest and aggressive behaviour!

Just imagine being the officer who takes him into custody, strip searching him, sucking every drop of milk from those big black.tits before getting that beautiful black bastard to sit on your face and grind his dirty shitty hole into your laughing gear!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Ok boys I know this is your first time in clink and the governor has kindly put you to work in the library which is a real easy number!

If you wanna keep that job then just make sure that you do everything I say!

Don't be surprised if I let myself into your cell after lights out and slip under the covers to keep you warm!

I'll certainly make sure I've got enough cum in my bollocks to seed you horny bastard on the right and if there's enough left over I might do your mate as well!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's the trouble when you fart mate! You never know when you're gonna follow through but just leave them in the sink and I'll take a scrubbing brush to them!

That's really kind of you! This hostel certainly goes the extra mile!

( Take a scrubbing brush to them like hell! I'll wait till that shit dries and I'll put those babies in.my rucksack for a snifffest tonight! He won't be seeing them again!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-There's something about seeing a footballer showing his underpants especially if they are banana yellow!

Just imagine how beautifully colour coordinated they would look with a nice big brown stain on the seat!

Maybe that's him sItting on the bog and he's left those dirty shitty little babies on the dressing room floor!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The boy on the left with the.zig zag haircut is Joe the Plumber and can be seen in a series of three episodes easily googlable! In this photo he is snogging Luke Desmond who he ends up shagging in episode 2 in the back of a white van with Luke's smelly feet wrapped round Joe's neck!

Don't miss it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Equally worth a Google is the Triga film "Horny electricians" starring these two horny fuckers whose names escape me for the moment!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've always thought that it would be nice to come back as a dog 'cos a dog seems to be able to sniff all round his master and is never berated for it!I

On the contrary dog owners seem actively to encourage their dogs to have a good sniff!

I wonder how many times this lucky canine has managed to wedge his wet nose between the arse cheeks of his owner and playfully made off with a pair of his unwashed Calvin's for a sniff behind a tree!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I appointment with man but I lost! Not know which room!"

That's with me mate! Room 259! Just go in! Just getting us some beers!

( Well I never ordered that little baby but I'm gonna fuck the shit out of him anyway and whoever did order him him can get on the phone to the agency and complain that he never turned up!!!! )

It's a wonderful life if you don't weaken!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have always been under the impression that Superman changed in a phone box but the baby change of the public toilets is probably a better bet!

After all there's not much room in a phone box to drop to your knees and stick your nose up that Supershitter!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Most stepfathers get really irritated with their stepsons for having their headphones on all day listening to trashy music but not me!

You see those headphones perform a very useful function!

Just before he steps into the shower I ask Tyler to try and reach an almost inaccessible cable behind the tv and he has to wriggle about with his unwashed arse almost a captive audience to my nose! His music is so loud that he can't hear me inhaling loudly and audibly the smell that's coming from between the cheeks of his tight little arse with my nose rubbing against those shit-stained tighty whities!

Winner, winner chicken dinner!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One of the great things about being a College principal is that my door is always open to the student body in my care!

There's nothing more comforting and satisfying than seeing a hunky young man in the second year of his A level course sitting in my office and grinding that beautiful unwashed arse smell into the fabric of the seat!

For obvious reasons I try to eke out the meeting for as long as possible but once he leaves the room I lock my office door, drop to my knees and run my nose over the place where his arse cheeks have been grinding into the seat!

The next step is to work out how to get him into my bed having just checked on the database that he was born on 1 January 2007!

Damn! If I had thought on my feet I could have seen the New Year in and made a man of him at the same time!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Jason I've called you into my office 'cos the council are erecting a new statue in the town centre so I put your name forward to head the construction team cos as I said to the guy managing this project:

"If anyone knows about erections it's my best boy Jason!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dear guest in Room 452

Thanks for fucking my snatch in the rest room on the third floor!

We get a lot of gay guys here on honeymoon who have been forced into arranged marriages for appearances' sake!

Their brides are sweet but just don't float the boat of their new husbands!

I know that you are checking out today so I have left you something to remember me by- a plastic bag containing the unwashed socks and underpants that I was wearing when you fucked me!

I've also left you my phone number so we can hook up again very soon!

Hope it's not too long........unlike your gorgeous cock!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's a great sense of camaraderie among cyclists!

You see a chap on the other side of the road on his velocipede and you smile, put your hand up or shout out "morning!"

When you see a cyclist stopped at the side of the road your first instinct is to shout out

"Need a pump?"

Even if the pump you're referring to dispenses cream rather than air!

I managed to get this photo by feigning an interest in this guy's gearbox when I was really interested in his dirtbox!

I've been jacking off to this photo for days now wondering what the seat of those lycra cycling shorts would smell like after he's done a 100 km ride in them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Having trouble sleeping!?

Don't waste your money on.pills.or herbal remedies!

Just stick your boyfriend's jockstrap over your face and inhale those intoxicating cum stains for an undisturbed night's sleep!

If you can get hold of a pair of his skidded Calvin's even better as that man dirt is guaranteed to send you into a world of ecstasy!

Definitely cheaper than a bottle of Jack Daniels and you get all the wet dreams you could wish for!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Go on! I dare you! You're dying to sniff it so take a chance!

The worst case scenario is that he rearranges your facial features but by the same token he might become your next boyfriend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That's not so bad is it!?

So will you trust me to shave your pucker hole!?

I'm just so fed up of getting all those little hairs trapped in between my teeth!"