Dirty unwashed ass

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.......but if they're black keep them on and tickle my ears with your smelly feet while I'm pumping two pints of hot jizz up your love tunnel!

 

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Pervy manager of Mancaster football club, Adrian Swallows, never buys a new player until he's satisfied of his fuckability on the board room table!

 

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Sexy little shop floor worker Gary played here by Leo Rex finds himself up before the management team for loose talk about his superiors!

His loose talk will cost him a loosening of his sphincter by three horny bosses just looking for an excuse to shag the arse off the horny little cunt!

 

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The problem about looking for a new life in another country is that if you take the risk of doing it illegally and pitch up in a lorry you really haven't got a leg to stand on! You will find yourself at the mercy of the immigration police who see "buggering Bogdan from Bucharest" as one of the perks of the job!

 

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If you liked my post about new twink on the footballing block Tom Watson here are a few more of him!

I apologize for the photos of the bitch but suggest you imagine your nose tightly wedged between the cheeks of his shitty arsehole while he's pounding her!

 

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Let's set the scene boys and you may need to go into a darkened room for this!

First of all ease down his black panties and push him down onto the bed with full access to his pucker hole!

Take a strip of duct tape and stick it across your mouth!

You are now forced to breathe through your nose!

Now insert your nose between the cheeks of that incredible tanned arse and inhale the life giving breath that issues forth from that sweet little shitter!

Your survival depends on it so breathe deeply boys and if you don't cum buckets at the thought of this image I will be very surprised!

 

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Most people would either go straight for those udders and milk them dry or suck every drop of cream from his low hanging bollocks but my first choice would be to have his shitter parked on my face!

 

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"I don't think anybody would criticize you for shitting in your pants mate! "

 

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"Hello darling!

I love the way you pucker up your lips but the big question is:

Can you pucker up your pucker!!!!

Gonna open your legs and let Daddy find out!?"

 

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You may have the number 13 in Roman numerals tattooed across your chest but I would say from the look of that package that there's nothing unlucky about you!

Unfortunately being an arse man 100% that national treasure is wasted on me so just bend over and let me sniff your shit chute!

 

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Another night in the confines of this one man tent with that smelly arse flaunting itself in James' face was too much to bear and James had made up his mind!

Best mate or not -James was gonna fuck him!

 

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It's all very sad when two 18 year olds land jobs as trainee salesmen in one of the most successful companies in the mistaken belief that they have done it through their efforts!

If only they could see the CEO of the company looking through the window at them with his hand on his cock and licking his lips!

 

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Matt and Joe knew that the sparkle had gone out of their relationship in recent months and neither knew why!

However they were determined to get to the bottom of the matter!

 

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22 year old Romaine Mundle plays for Sunderland so now gets the opportunity to share a dressing room with Tom Watson!

Ebony and ivory!

Who in their right mind would want to ride a bicycle when they've got the chance to ride HIM!!!!!!!

 

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If you are not familiar with boyfriends Xander and Jay they are well worth a google!

This gorgeous young man standing proud and erect is Xander who loves to have his arse eaten by boyfriend Jay!I

He is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!

 

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It's at times like this that you wish your face were a trampoline!

 

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-Good of you to offer to stick my dirty pants in with your washing but you might have to take a scrubbing brush to the seat cos they're pretty rank!

-No probs mate! I'll give them a good sniff first then take the brown stuff off with my tongue! No scrubbing brush required!

-Thanks! You're a mate!

 

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It's at times like this that you just want to shoot the cameraman for being drunk in charge of a camera but in a perfect world of acute definition that's got to be one smelly shitter that's worth a sniff!

 

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Moral of the story:

"Never pass up the chance to play Twister with a guy who hasn't changed his underpants for three days!"

 

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"That was a brilliant performance which has won us the cup Matt!

How about doing a few celebratory squats on our faces with that sweaty funky arse of yours and for dessert you can rub those sexy feet in our faces!"