Dirty unwashed ass

[OhMadge]

When you see pictures of Jack Grealish you can only imagine that he's the sort of guy who would not be too fastidious about cleaning his arse after a six pound dump!

He might use a couple of squares of toilet roll but certainly no washing of the affected area and he might even just pull up his tightie whities and use them as blotting paper to absorb his blessed chocolate!

However, once they dried........ the smell of those Grealish superskids.........mmmm! Out of this world!

I have had the exact same impression of Grealish...I don't know why - he just looks that type. Not complaining though...especially if I was his kit man.! I'd have a VAST collection of his skidded pants by now...a veritable "chocolate assortment" if you will!!!

 

[cuck72]

Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

I have a nasty fetish of soiling my own underwear just so I have that stale piss and shit smell in them. If I can't get some guys dirty smelly underwear at least i have my own to sniff my shit and stale piss in them. Then I always have a guy I know that I imagine being that dirty and having me licking his dirty nasty shithole and suck his dirty pissy smelling cock. I save my pissy shitty stinky underwear for a few days to sniff and jack off.

 

[lckmyass]

I have a nasty fetish of soiling my own underwear just so I have that stale piss and shit smell in them. If I can't get some guys dirty smelly underwear at least i have my own to sniff my shit and stale piss in them. Then I always have a guy I know that I imagine being that dirty and having me licking his dirty nasty shithole and suck his dirty pissy smelling cock. I save my pissy shitty stinky underwear for a few days to sniff and jack off.

Fuck yeah , we should get together and have a sniffing and tasting weekend

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You just know that these boys know how to stripes the seat of their Calvin's and you just want to be there when they step out of those smelly little babies and hit the shower!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This seems rather inappropriate behaviour for a job interview!

-That's nothing! Just waiting till I start licking the shit out of your arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Happy to oblige but not until I have navigated my way up your brown river!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Woof woof!

Hey Fido come and sit on your master's face!

........Good boy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are lucky enough to have a loving and considerate partner he will know that you have a long day stuck in front of the computer working from home so he will leave you something to remind you of him which will help you get through the day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As ticket sales have fallen on.our airline the company is trying to find ways of promoting us!

Not only are they offering guided tours of the cock-pit but also guided tours of the captain's arse!

I've been instructed to keep my arsehole dirty and smelly before the start of any guided tour!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SCIENTIFIC FACT:

The external pristine condition of a ballet dancer is inversely proportional to the state of his skanky smelly arsehole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have such dreams about the seat of Jack Grealish's tighty whitey Calvin's after 90 minutes on the pitch!

Those lovely brown stripes just ripe for Daddy to run his nose along!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

AI modified without doubt but I'd still rip the seat out of those jeans and lick every drop of shit out of that Asian arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old Spanish goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga!

The finest arse in goalkeeping history!

Form an orderly queue lads! You've got two minutes each to sniff that shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I may look like the original clean cut boy but if you'd like to.poke your finger up my arse you'll find the best chocolate topping you've ever tasted!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Pity about your head but I'm more interested in your purple head anyway and after all when you're poking the fireplace you're not too worried about what's on the roof!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Oh dear sweetheart what's happened to you!?

So you're the new intern who unwisely rejected the advances of the boss when you caught him sniffing your shitter!

He buggered you anyway didn't he!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Please drop your Calvin's and take a photo of your pucker hole!

I'm a snooker fanatic!

I need to know that I'm potting the brown before the pink or the "grind" is off!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I had no idea you liked meat Jack! I thought you were a strictly fish man!

-Well I'm.looking.forward to doing a bit of fishing in your muddy river when the match is over!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's quite ironic that I employed you as a cleaner but you've never been able to keep your own arse clean!

-I haven't heard you complaining Sir!

-Oh I'm not son! In fact I'm on my way down right now to give you a deep clean!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Rob Apter who plays for Charlton Athletic!

Just grind your sweet shitter in my face baby!